Desiderius Price

On the eve of the turkey’s worst day ever. 41178th bird to the slaughter… yum, yum.

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I’m lucky to get views, so no threat from my postings!

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Plans vs reality? I’m thinking Manta’s rewriting the website faster than I’m writing on my stories.

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On the 41134th day of halloween, the true love gives… Twelve drummers’ middle drumstick, Bobbit style, Eleven pipers’ windpipes, Ten Lords’ ligaments, Nine ladies bloodied heals, Eight maids severed hands, Seven swans’ BBQ’d wings, Six goose egg omelet, Five golden cock rings, Four calling birds stuffed, Three french hens, rotisserie style, Two turtle soups (with bits of dove), and Partridge roasting over a pear tree burning.