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Protip: Best to not use poison ivy as toilet paper.
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My guess would be, the character who lives by the credo, “Where’s the fun in that…”
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Yeah, that’s likely a good choice. I mean, I did toss a flash grenade into my MC’s face, should give him a break.
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Wanking afterwards is definitely not advised, either, but somebody’s about to get a painful lesson
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That moment I wonder why I’m trying to disturb the plumbing, then I remember, I’m an author, of course I’m trying to sabotage it to fail!
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Found this excellent gardening tip on facebook!
REMEMBER: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig it up.
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Aw, here in AZ you have to make do with the desert or the long list of abandoned mines.
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So, you’d say you’d stand out in AZ if you started a garden featuring endangered plants?
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Related (from FB), two ladies in a kitchen
Lady 1> Where’s your husband?
Lady 2> In the garden
Lady 1> I didn’t see him
Lady 2> You need to dig a little