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Desiderius Price

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  1. Protip: Best to not use poison ivy as toilet paper.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      My guess would be, the character who lives by the credo, “Where’s the fun in that…” 

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Yeah, that’s likely a good choice.  I mean, I did toss a flash grenade into my MC’s face, should give him a break.

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Wanking afterwards is definitely not advised, either, but somebody’s about to get a painful lesson :bash:

  2. IIRC, the only age restriction is *real* people under 18. For instance, I could portray Captain Kirk trying to seduce every girl growing up (with proper tags), but I couldn’t do the same with Shatner.
  3. Jeffery #6 is a two parter, first part posted.
  4. If you find one, let us know. My guess it’d be impractical to reach (outside of a writing-bot). So, either a limit by the coder, so 10000, 100k, etc, or by how the number is represented by the computer with 32k, 65k, 2billion, 4billion are the common ones.
  5. Shh!  Nobody look while I research flash grenades….

  6. Halloween is less than three months away.

  7. Episode #5, starts & ends with Jeff in a boat.
  8. Oh, waking up the MC can be hard to do.  Screams and shouts of fire might do it.  :fthrower:

  9. That moment I wonder why I’m trying to disturb the plumbing, then I remember, I’m an author, of course I’m trying to sabotage it to fail!

  10. Episode #4 is up, it’s the first installment of the old #4 being split up. So, once again, I decided to go back, re-read and ended up revising. As it’s causing new episodes, I deleted most of the old ones with the intention to repost after I revise..
  11. Found this excellent gardening tip on facebook!

    REMEMBER: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig it up.

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    2. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Aw, here in AZ you have to make do with the desert or the long list of abandoned mines.

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      So, you’d say you’d stand out in AZ if you started a garden featuring endangered plants?

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Related (from FB), two ladies in a kitchen

      Lady 1> Where’s your husband?
      Lady 2> In the garden
      Lady 1> I didn’t see him
      Lady 2> You need to dig a little

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