GeorgeGlass

Does anyone have ideas or would anyone be willing to help me in writing an ‘adult’ version of Goldilocks and Three Bears? The story will be in the aspect of a stage play with parents and their children in the cast. The costumes are revealing and things spiral into a full on orgy. 

As we traveled to my brother's place this morning for Thanksgiving, my wife said to every shuttle driver and airport worker, "Thank you for working today."

She's awesome.

Grrr…. when the cats decided that I ought to get up early, and I find myself awake, unable to get back to sleep.  Thus, I’m up earlier than a workday … on a holiday!

Congrats on breaking 50k!   And so,  so early with a week after Thanksgiving to write!

Ideas for a story on a large family who worship incest and open sex in the same house. Moms, sons, daughters, fathers, grandfather and grandmother. Who has any?

The happiest of birthdays to our very own @DemonGoddess! I hope you at least get the day off today, or get to go home on time so you can celebrate!  

Never try to out dumb idiots.

They’ll only beat you through experience.

I’m begining to think I could do a flashfic for every AFF subdomain. Final Fantasy? Easy! Bleach? Do-able! YuGiOh? Guy gets a card cut on his dick. Easy. Celeb? Eh… no sex nonfic drabble description of the time I met someone famous for an autograph… Non English? Son pénis? C’est magnifique! Manga? I’ve read some! Inuyasha? That’s the leg humping demon right? YuYuwhatthefuck? ...Maybe do a request from the forum… It’s so crazy it just might fail horribly.

Memo:

Happiness is now spelled Happenis. Tell the others. 

Memo:

Happiness is now spelled Happenis. Tell the others. 

My life at the moment can be summed up in this little infographic… 

::bashes head on desk, wailing dramatically:: wHy Do I dO tHiS tO mYsElF?!!   

My wife euphemistically refers to “Mia: Confessions of a Dickgirl” as my “detective story” because it’s about someone with a private dick.

Started out writing a cop drama. Somehow ended up writing a ghost story… about cops… Old habits die hard, I guess. 

You know, cannibalism is a lifestyle choice.

I’m melting! 

I’m melting! 

Considering it made it into the title, the Wardrobe had a much smaller role than the Lion and the The Witch.

Sooo tired of thinking up names for characters. Time to start writing with variables instead. 

AFF, I am pleased to introduce you to the new stars of my stories: X, Y, and Z.

Why do deer seem to have cloaks of invisibility when it comes to their game of dodge-cars?

I want to say something witty and start a profound, fascinating discussion, but I’m lazy. Someone do it for me. 

Just found myself reading a graphic handjob scene with a 15 year old with zero warning or tags. This is what I get for getting a book from the literary section of the library rather than reading AFF.

I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to do! Not even me!

My friend had knee replacement surgery, and we finally got the Jeep windshield replaced. Making progress is a good feeling. My friend’s finally on the mend and won’t be confined to a walker much longer.  For all the craziness in life, I’m feeling pretty good about the last couple of weeks now that they are done. Now to focus on the next thing on the must do list.

Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ forecast before you decide to take your bike to work. 

Have just noticed that when the program was run (or however it worked!) to move tags from the old place in summary box to the new place in their own box, it moved all my “MCD” tags as “MC” and left the D behind. This isn’t the first time I’ve unexpectedly had the D in the wrong place. I’ll get ‘em updated in a few days as very busy today, and apologies to any searching MC fans who hate character death.