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"Considering all this pollution, I'm glad it wasn't a hypodermic needle." Putrefaction anyone?

Neither have I. Not knowingly, anyway. I have never visited an adult store.

Only if you intend to save the hair and knit a sweater. If not, wax the ankle and be done with it. Just the one. Let the other one go a couple more weeks. Why do people shirk responsibility so often?

Um, uh-uh. Yeah, Dazzled.

^ Skipped the Wheaties and went straight for the Ecstasy. < Hasn't skipped, jumped, hopped, or leapt in over a decade. V Recently purchased a pair of those rainbow socks with the individual toes.

I agree with all those raising the flag of “respect the rules and peace shall rule”. I post on several archives…AFF, FF.net and Ashwinder. In order to remain under the radar at FF.net I edit the most explicit scenes of the stories. Along with the a/n I post a warning, of sorts, that welcomes requests for the unedited chapters. The unedited versions are not terribly salacious, but as a way to avoid getting censored or banned, I’ve removed or tweaked certain…interactions…to make them less graphic. I post the full versions on AFF, and now, Ashwinder. I’ve encountered no trouble so far with the system and I am less paranoid for it. One might say that I am placing an open invitation for the underage readers to request the more lascivious versions of the story. In all honesty, it has been rather easy to weed out those emails. The way a person writes an email speaks to their age and maturity level. I have only received one request that I refused because the person was either very young or very uneducated. Either way, I wasn’t taking the chance. Besides that, if a mature 16 or 17-year-old wanted to read them, I wouldn’t be against it. The moral of the story? Well, the rules ARE a pain in the ass. However, they are there for a reason. If they weren’t, it wouldn’t be any fun to break them.

Because 41 fell ill and 43 has the clap. Why do people lose what few marble they have around the date of the full moon?

I have. The pinkie on my left hand. I set the splint on fire with a cigarette. Let me tell you, that was one scary car ride for a few, very long seconds. I have never give money to a homeless person.

^ Has yet to realize how deft I am with all forms of latches and clasps. < Has been unfastening her own bra for years. < Achieved quite the crooked smile picturing all the aff folks wearing straight jackets and typing out posts with pencils clenched in their teeth. V Dropped their pencil and will have to type with their nose until the nurse returns.

I always miss my cue... Uhhhh. I'm going to go out on a limb and say dazzled.

Regretfully, yes. Everyone in Eastern Europe will soon be without their pants. Has the phrase "too far" gone too far this time?

^ Went mental long ago, which is why we love her! < Isn't far behind you on the Gone Mental Highway. V Always wears their seatbelt on the Gone Mental Highway.

I have. A long time ago. I never did again. I have never written a letter of complaint.

Ta-DA!! Tis I, the keeper of the Rickman! All right already...I'll conform to your fascist plot... StoryJunkie

Harder than you think and longer than expected. What was the question?

Me neither. Which makes us a member of the minority if this was 1986. Fortunately, it's 2006, so the majority thinks he's lost his Scientological marbles. I have never worked the same job--a real job, with benefits and what not--for more than 3 years.

Ah, but no. Afraid not. Just to buck the trend of repeat prophesizing, I'll choose... QUAMP

^ Is willing to risk brain damage by attempting to teach me. < Wants to learn how to fly. Wants to learn how to touch the sky. Thinks about it every night and day. Just spread my wings and... Whoa... That was freaky. V Now has that horrid song stuck in their head.

Not guilty. I'm content to hold my tongue in the moment and then bitch to my heart's content later. Has lied about having read a book

I thought you'd figured this one out but...*ahem*...here goes. Men have a penis and women have a vagina. Oh, and men are psychotic. I hope that clarifies things for you. When did the phrase "I'd be happy to help you" begin to mean "Please yell at me and then ask me for money"?

I am preparing for bed. I am wondering when I'll find time to work on my next chapter. I am thinking, "You know, you could be working on it now instead of posting on the forum..." I am ignoring my inner voice at the moment...

American Beauty

guilty. Not one in 26 years. Has pretended they liked someone just to avoid conflict.

Nope. It's really me this time. Uh... StoryJunkie!! Again! Cause I know you're still here...

^ Keeps her X-Men/Harry Potter obsession perfectly balanced. < Would need that gigantic scale they used on that stupid Celebrity Fit Club show to balance her life. V Has a secret plan to buy that gigantic scale and charge the neighborhood kids $5 bucks a ride.