Not guilty. I don't even like it much on my waffles.
Has let someone do something stupid--i.e. step on rake, trip over hose, walk into a closed sliding glass door, etc--even though there was plenty of time to stop them.
I have, but only Red Bull. It tastes like flat 7up that's had fruit loops soaking in it for a couple of days. Mmm...yucky.
I have never gotten lost while driving.
I am wondering why Melody put veal in quotations.
I am 25 minutes away from bedtime.
I am depressed that I have a "bedtime".
I am curious as to exactly how old is "old".
^ Doesn't know me as well as I thought.
< Used to bullshit with the best of them, until I married. It's no fun when someone says, "Don't listen to her. She's just fuckin' with ya."
V Enjoys fuckin' wit peeple.
Neither have I. I've seen several fat guys with sideburns that I thought resembled "fat Elvis", but they don't count. They weren't trying.
I have never winked at a stranger.
This would add an interesting twist to child discipline.
"Sweetheart, if you don't clean your room, I'm taking away your porn."
"But Moooooooom."
"No buts or you'll have two weeks to contemplate the ramifications of cross-species homosexual sex without any fanfiction to guide you."
"Ah man."
"Stop whining and start cleaning."
I am waving in the empty room.
I am wondering if waves echo.
I am thinking not.
I am reiterating the difficulty of beginning every sentence with "I am".
I am also a member of the Neglecting the Fic club.