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polywolly

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  1. Not guilty. No matter how tempted I've been or how poor the math skills of the cashier... Has given bad or just plain wrong directions on purpose.
  2. I am no longer allowed to pretend I don't speak English by saying, "I'm sorry, but I don't speak English," in English.
  3. ...is the same as saying, "I'd like a big plate of blood filter and onions." Finding inner peace is akin to...
  4. Not guilty. I don't even like it much on my waffles. Has let someone do something stupid--i.e. step on rake, trip over hose, walk into a closed sliding glass door, etc--even though there was plenty of time to stop them.
  5. I have, but only Red Bull. It tastes like flat 7up that's had fruit loops soaking in it for a couple of days. Mmm...yucky. I have never gotten lost while driving.
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    Stop or My Mom Will Shoot (movie, I think)
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    I Am...

    I am wondering why Melody put veal in quotations. I am 25 minutes away from bedtime. I am depressed that I have a "bedtime". I am curious as to exactly how old is "old".
  8. ^ Doesn't know me as well as I thought. < Used to bullshit with the best of them, until I married. It's no fun when someone says, "Don't listen to her. She's just fuckin' with ya." V Enjoys fuckin' wit peeple.
  9. Only with splintered sticks and bent metal pipes. Did you say what I think you said?
  10. Haha! No! But I'm putting my money on Melody.
  11. Neither have I. I've seen several fat guys with sideburns that I thought resembled "fat Elvis", but they don't count. They weren't trying. I have never winked at a stranger.
  12. Well...this one time... No. Has pretended to have more money than they actually do.
  13. This would add an interesting twist to child discipline. "Sweetheart, if you don't clean your room, I'm taking away your porn." "But Moooooooom." "No buts or you'll have two weeks to contemplate the ramifications of cross-species homosexual sex without any fanfiction to guide you." "Ah man." "Stop whining and start cleaning."
  14. ...isn't tunafish. *wink wink* Hold my calls, I'm...
  15. My god, NO! Melody?
  16. Mmm... Pepperoni
  17. ^ Knows I'll relocate for a bowl of Trix, let alone Italian. < Is house-hunting as we speak. V Will make time to help me move a couch.
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    Strange Bedfellows (movie)
  19. Me...neither? Wait, me too...I think. I have always had a cat, as far back as I can remember. I have never had a pet snake.
  20. Because you aren't a lake, that's why. Does anyone ever admit to visiting Lake Titicaca?
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    I Am...

    I am waving in the empty room. I am wondering if waves echo. I am thinking not. I am reiterating the difficulty of beginning every sentence with "I am". I am also a member of the Neglecting the Fic club.
  22. I am no longer allowed to quote South Park or Family Guy at family gathering.
  23. Everybody Loves Raymond
  24. They were invented by aliens. Stoned aliens. Why do dreams feel so real sometimes?
  25. Guilty. Lived off rice for a number of weeks as well. Hasn't called their mother in months.
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