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Neither have I, but if I did, I wonder which ones I'd buy...Harry Potter may be the only reason I will ever consider buying an iPod. I have never owned an iPod.

I am glad I'm not the only one! I am going to have a smoke, but I'll be back in a two shakes of a cancer stick. I am trying to decided whether I want a sandwich or a bowl of trix.

Not guilty. I've never been to one of either. Sometimes a bridesmaid, but never a willing participant. I have never cared for an infant.

2294

I am no longer allowed to eat cheese.

What is one of the few things in this world that will be replaced by a newer version every 6 1/2 days. Chamber pots.

No searching here. Dazzled?

Neither have I. Although, that would be a great way to find the fanfiction-ers in a crowd. I have never posted a story about a pairing other than Snape/Granger.

^ Was with me at the restaurant supply store while I was wearing my trench coat. < Keeps 17 stolen spoons, 12 stolen butter knives, and 99 stolen forks in the trunk of the car at all times. V Can have a spoon, if they ask nicely.

You Could Have it So Much Better (song)

Severus...Mmm...

I am here. *glances up at dazzled, who has already left* I am alone. I am unable to participate in the alphabet game this time around because I have no knowledge of anime characters. I am content with waiting out the topic until it's something I know, like kittens, or despots.

...mission to buy tampons find out they have no ovaries. Given that life is a highway, _______________.

4. Always 4. Where did you get that hat?

I am no longer allowed to wince and say, "Oh, I hope you don't die soon," when people tell me their age.

2283 - The number of times I avoided doing anything constructive today.

Nope, I appear once. Say it three times, I wonder what happens then. StoryJunkie?

Yes, if you have the patience for it. Otherwise, a wood chipper works well too. Why don't you ever find out until it's too late?

^ Hasn't read my most recent attempt at fiction. < Has bathed in the angst this time around. Although, I've been assured, I haven't reached melodramatic just yet. V Prefers a tragic comedy.

Neither have I. Playing this game forces me to realize how little I've actually done. I have never seen an entire episode of Friends.

Because they are owned and operated by sadistic, sleep-deprived bastards. Do people get overcharged for ice cream in hell?

^ Wants to know where I've stashed...I mean...where the elves are stashed. < Knows nothing of elves or anything remotely elfish. < Wonders if the dipping of elves in boiling vats of caramelized sugar may be a violation of some law of some kind... V Is still working out the “candy-coated” part.

Neither have I. I have never worn contact lenses.

I am envious of the mentions of cholatecaramel elves and chocolate milk. I am probably running late to bed, as usual. I am using the word probably loosely.

Boys of Summer (song)