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Does your husband always wake up during the colonic? Heroin, grapefruit, and sometimes a good DVD

Neither have I. I like it when my bones remain intact. Call me kooky. I have never knocked when entering my parents' house.

2370 - That was an okay number.

^ Will be receiving the kitten via UPS on Monday. Do you prefer tabby or all black? < Doesn't really have a kitten, but has seen numerous "Free kittens! The little slut got knocked up AGAIN this spring..." flyers all over town. < Add the "little slut" part. I was in no way defaming the name of any particular cat. Okay, one cat, but she has it coming... V Will help the cat file her defamation of character lawsuit.

...God distributed the chocolate-covered elves to the worthy of the Earth. Facial hair on a woman looks best when ____________.

evil

Guilty, if you count the time that I tried to help tear down the stage gear in a rush at an outdoor concert when it looked like the heavens were about to unleash hell. That day, in an attempt to appear strong and willing to huff heavy equipment, I was nearly killed by a falling PA speaker. Obviously, I lived, and everyone was impressed by that, I guess. Has arrived late somewhere, but when no one noticed, pretended they were on time/early.

They feel left out. Someone has yet to develop men's underwear that both lift and seperate. Why do women wear bras?

I haven't either. No clandestined-ness here. I have never pretended I wasn't home when Danger called.

Nope. All out of slivers. Hmm...Redsliver?

^ Heard I was upset when I found out we were out of taco seasoning. < Was going to have taco salad for dinner, until I discovered the alarming lack of taco seasoning in my house. V Always keeps a fireproof safe with various seasonings and seasoning mixes in case of emergencies.

2367 - I posted my one number. It's not a great number, but it's mine, so I'm happy with it.

I am no longer allowed to drive Melody around while she sells Agaib's nefarious substances.

When greasing up a flagpole, what do you do if you run out of canola oil? Grace under fire.

I am considering going to bed before tomorrow. I really am...nah, it'll never happen.

2344

Not she. StoryJunkie? (It worked last time...)

What's with the 18 pounds of bananas? Higher learning.

They didn't eat their green vegetables. What is the best way to castrate a galloping horse?

^ Is a woman and likes to sniff lighter fluid. < Makes wrong predictions all the time. V Will make an accurate prediction about me.

Not guilty. I've never had a reason to. Has been been divorced at least once.

The King and I (book, movie, a daydream of mine...)

I am no longer allowed to print the tickets for Melody so I can get my well-earned 5% commission.

Uh...Melody, you have the games confused again... I have never seen an Elaphrosaurus.

I am paying bills. I am wondering why I work if not for electricy, gas, phone, cable, mortgage, etc... I am planning to win the lottery...in my dreams...and I'll share with everyone...I swear. I am no longer frightened of StoryJunkie if she has taken her medications.