polywolly

Tomahawk

I am wondering why it will take red 3 1/2 days to bake a pie. I am assuming he is walking to Maine to pick the blueberries by hand. I am happy to have sent chapter 8 off to beta. I am unhappy that chapter 9 is now staring me in the face.

...fuck a camel! What?! Okay, fine! A cow! The media has gone to great lengths to...

Nope, not in this castle either, Mario. Since she hasn't shown up in a while, DAZZLED.

Because not everyone can do that clicky thing with their tongue. Have you seen any bad movies lately?

Not guilty. I was always the one being corrupted. Has forgotten to do something VERY important, and then lied about it.

I have. I've had too many to list over the years. Right now, I only have two cats and a husband. Wait, technically he's not a pet. Technically. I have never been evicted.

Do You Want To (song)

2048...I'll be 68, if I live that long.

Right-ee-oh! Agaib!! (Pst, it won't be me next time. I swear...)

Me neither. I have never sold something out of necessity.

OH yes, Guilty as sin! Has over 800 posts, most of which he earned on the game forum!

Not guilty. I never even threw them at my own house. Has given the finger to someone in traffic. (That could be relevant on several different levels…)

Underpants Gnomes. Will I be able to stay off the internet long enough to finish this freaking chapter?

Way Down (song)

How'd you know?! Agaib

^ Will soon be a sock-evangelist. < Has too much time wrapped up in worshipping Mr. Rickman to add another idol to the schedule. V Will take my place at the sock worship meeting.

I am doing laundry and editing. I am currently drying and staring, respectively. I am allowing the dryer to do all the drying while I am left to do all the staring. I am right there with dazzled on the wondering where the fic is going train of thought.

I have, if you count TP-ing when I was in high school. We never threw eggs or anything that was really damaging, and the toilet paper was actually kind of pretty in a toilet paper sort of way... I have never had to punish a child for anything.

...the bomb goes off. My favorite thing that is green is...

Uh-uh again. QUAMP!

Everything Will Be Alright (song)

Not guilty. I suffered the shivers and dry heaves of alcohol poisoning without the aid of medical assistance. Has a yearly physical at the doctor's office, whether you need it or not.

9. There were 10, but lightning struck him down. Why do people insist on wearing clean clothes?

Because they are always dressed for the occasion. Has anyone seen my wallet?