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me neither. I wanted one, too. But, I'm too damn healthy and not one iota accident prone. (sighs) Healthy and strong as a horse. I'll never live it down (searches some more for lost head) Never drank Glenfiddich

Zinnwaldite. (Had to google it)

that stupid mall in VAncouver! I kept seeing the same anime store over and over....it was a nightmare! But not as bad as the cornfield maze. I nearly threw up in that one I got so turned around. (Bleah, thanks for the memory, dudette!) Ever gone off to the side of the road to take a piss because you were in the middle of nowhere, and no gas stations for the next five hours?

no. I wonder if it will rain today?

I'm no longer allowed to insist that aphids are gay

I am amazed by how many sentences can be started with "I am" I am abashed, I am alarmed, I am hungry, I am God, I am your worst nightmare...I am bored, I am sick, I am OK. Yeah, I'm OK.

Oh, MIke, I wanna bear your children! Poly?

twisted.

Okay, now I'm going to tell you something really weird. My mom is in her 80's, but she is still sexy. I don't know how to describe it, she just has this certain "I don't know what", and I'm her daughter and I notice it. She's not drop-dead gorgeous or anything like that, but she's just so..alive. She has these really nice hips, and this sort of free manner and a nice build. She's quiet and demure and very sensible. She's a rock...she's just everything. And I wouldn't mention it, except my husband brought it up a couple times. "You know your mom, she..." "What?" I prompt. "She turns me on." Well, those were NOT words I was expecting. And my SO is not one to just say anything stupid or crass, or go doing inappropriate things. We have conversations about anything and everything, and that was one of them. Then we started talking about this other old woman that he met at the nursing home. She also had this sort of aura around her. I guess some people find certain other people attractive no matter what their age...and I don't think sex dies after you reach retirement. You're still whoever you are from when you were born.

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How sure? Nanaea?

Violet (U could have said: Ultramaroon! hahahaha!)

I have. I was in grade 3, and running. He caught my wrist in his teeth, but his mouth did not go around my wrist. I had four teeth marks on the inside of my arm. Freaked me. I've never been bitten by a cat (play biting doesn't count, no broken skin)

Bongos

because they sweat alot, and only the most remote regions of the world will do as places for sweat containment. Why do hamsters live in cages?

My Cherona (song by "The Knack")

I'm no longer allowed to insist people eat echinacea when they get sick, since it will make them better, but they are just so darn cranky, I've got to go look for my head after it's been snapped off by the "FUCK OFF" crack.

But then, how do you explain the lesson of the aphid? When there are no males around, a female WILL BECOME a male.

*blushes* I wondered if, truly, can this be done? and I began to type, and lo, the words did flow. I've only attempted that style once before, and I was rather pleased with the results. In fact, at one point, all I wanted was to use the word "rake" in a description. maybe it was that dream I had on the riverbank. I think writing sex scenes takes finesse, because one word can mess it up. Like the word "hole". Unless, you are writing that story "Ghostwriter" wrote about Holly's Home Invasion Holy Crap, that was one scary and arousing peice of work, and she used both derogatory and technical terms to describe sexual aspects of the human body. There are warnings for this fic, and don't read it if you find rape scary. EDIT: I found an author's note regarding the above story, and my instincts proved true. Although a work of fiction, the author drew upon a personal experience.

fortunately I've never been subject to sermons like that in church. The priest was more against the disparity between the rich and the poor, and how in this society, we give our children everything and at the same time spending so much time and money on 4x4's (Well, he was from China. He's retired now and his parents still send him letters wondering when he will get married....they have no idea!) Who knows what goes on under the surface? I believe that we all have the tendencies for "gayness", uninhibited behavior and general rebelliousness.

well think about this one. My parents are over 80. If they care to read anything I write, they'd probably croak. I mean, they know that I write. They don't know what. I suppose, though, my Dad, who is a Zane Grey and Mike Hammer fan, would probably not mind so much. I think he's seen a great many things in his long life, and my mom was a nurse, so, yeah, she knows the names of body parts, that's for sure, but both of them are practicing (and I mean practicing Catholics) (although, not Roman Catholic) When confronted with explicit material, my Dad would say things like: "That's private, between a husband and wife!" and kind of throw up his hands in exasperation. Aside from that, though, do you know how long it took me to figure out that really puzzling analogy in the Song of Songs, where the guy is describing a woman's breasts like grazing gazelles? I always thought it had been strange, and imagined tiny gazelles leaping about on some woman's tatas. I later realized, he meant that HE would graze upon them as gazelles would upon the hills, and it blew me away. I mean, think about what those lips are doing! Back to the subject of parents: I think its extremely difficult to visualize our parents as sexual beings, or even as people to which you may be absolutely candid, since for a very very long time, they were our guides and taught us what is acceptable and what is not. They are usually authority figures, and on top of that, what ever we do as their children reflects upon their parenting skills. I would hate to dishonor that most of all, since they are the bestest parents anyone could have.

I've only read one Xover, and only because I knew the person who wrote it. It was hilarious. (Sesshomaru X Naruto)

well, since I never buy them, neither have I. I've never eaten a baked banana (I mean really!)

Yes, they do. Since trees have names, how could the lumberjacks cut them down like that?

^ doesn't realize how riveting the image of her in a seal suit is. <had a tuna sandwich for lunch today, what a coincidence! V Is thinking of seafood salad for a entree sometime in the near future