StoryJunkie

I am no longer allowed to edit my post to make it seem like the people below me are fools

I am no longer allowed to use Orochimaru in a fic. I can never get the names of his associates straight. (who was that guy that was sick and was defeated by Gaara?) This is as far as I got. Note the "cancerous genin" stupid stupid stupid!

CASTLE GRAYSKULL!

flaps limp wrist at you. "It's just so divine! I couldn't resist!" Edit: (OMG! I caught the "gay"!)

tickling him. After that, things kind of _________

Me neither. It was the breath that put me off. I've never been to Seattle

Ovaries! (You just somehow knew That was going to happen)

HA! I swiftly and cleverly edited it! Now you look like afool, battlecat, er i mean redsliver! G/NG: likes to eat butter right out of the dish

LOL, I found the cat when googling "battlecat" images. I thought it looked demented enough be on drugs, or at least near someone who was. Madapple?

N/G hurts my teeth G/NG: doesn't turn off the lightswitch before changing the lightbulb

Mammaries

brother

ha! Madapple!

they'll pay you to give her the best lay of your life. At the beach, we were all building a sandcastle when suddenly__________

I'm no longer allowed to procrastinate worse than Resliver.

^ think he's my sister! < considering the image of me and a gaggle of bridesmaids stripping each other just to make Red drool.....HAHAHAHAHAHA! (sorry, couldn't keep a striaght face, MAID, indeed. Haven't been one for like, AGES!) V has really big eyes and a slack jaw. Wants to use an emoticon to express her/his feelings cause words just won't do

er...no. (Kisses quamp on forehead) You must become stupider. Why must there be pesky mosquitos?

I am booting Resliver in the ass. I am a sadist!

er...guilty? but I always manage somehow, someway...(sounds like a song) G/NG: stole the cookie from the cookie jar

On

Everybody and their dog wants airconditioning and they want it now! The shop's insane. WE have 150 jobs on the go and one ref mech, and one apprentice. Our town's not THAT fricking big! I don't have time for weddings or funerals. Nobody better die! It's bad enough the head ref took two weeks off for his brand new baby!

Aw, you poor thing. I went camping with a bunch of women, and one was allergic to the woodsmoke from the campfire. She spent the entire evening sniffling and blowing her nose. I felt so sorry for her, I had no idea some people had it so bad. It's worse than pollen

what happens when the forum suddenly loses its appeal? Holy Mother of God!

esophagus (you thought I was going to say "ear" didn't you?)

nope. Nanaea?