StoryJunkie

^ knows I'm insane, because only insane people know the answer to that one! < did not get the "hardon" punchline < has a few jokes up sleeve, but can not remember them at will (The weeble joke: "A big wind came up on the farm, flattening everything in its path, exept for the bulls in the pasture. "Why didn't you bulls get knocked down?" asked the farmer. They answered: "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" .) V shakes head at lameness of joke. Understands that only Quamp will laugh.

I am just farting around....

Hah! I'm hanging around figuing out how to make test tube dwarfs! Melody Fate? (Swearing is fun, loyal to nun?)

I just read the Wikipedea version, and it sounds like a really good story. Just reading the synopsis involved me in the tragedy. What a writer that girl must be! what a strange concept. I think I'll go to the library one of these days and check it out.

I am awfully clever...in my own mind...

^ attributes me with too much wit < thinks the joke ends with "Do you think we should have told him about the stones?" But it just doesn't make sense without the Rabbi V has a joke up sleeve to share with

Zoinks! (Is there any Zoinks here?) Well then, Poly?

Mars. Didn't you know you could get________________

I am no longer allowed to listen to the radio. (singing along just bugs the hell out of everyone not into it)

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Ice cream cone

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that." What grade was that in?

Missing out on a "walk on the wild side" there, dude. I've never worn jeans to work

I am She-Ra! (Doesn't That just say it all.) G/NG: editing posts while others are also posting

^ is suspiciously young < remembers the commercial for them: "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down", but parents too cheap to cough up enough money for a mere toy. V could probably tell us all a "weeble" joke right about now

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M NOT Oh, nevermind.... Nanaea? (I just have so much luck with this lovely name. I want to say it over and over again..Everybody try it! Let's all chant "Nanaea")

I am starting to get weirded out by all this He-man stuff. Yet on the other hand, I am inanely enjoying it.

*screams and runs away* IT'S FOLLOWING ME AROUND!

I'm no longer allowed to faint from the mention of the clito....(clunk)

I join those ranks! In Sailor Moon, I mean, a child Undressing infront of millions! They used that sequence so often, it wrecked the storyline! Dragon Balls was really good, but once Goku grew up, I kind of lost interest. It was One Too Many "kamee-ha"s for me! Madapple *Shudders*

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I am no longer allowed to break Poly's fingers (whenever she points at me).

Wow, now I'm a saint in the Church of Latter Day Snapes? Halleluyah! (I AM closer in age to him! YOu know we'll have MUCH more in common than you'll ever....goo wai hawe my foot in my mouf again?) Poly?

^ knows I've seen every damn episode of "He-man" < babysat 2 boys for 10 years, and that's what they liked the bestest. V is considering being Skeletor

Oh, you psychic card-holding member of the Alan Rickman Church of Latter DAy Snapes! It must be all that praying you do! Poly?