StoryJunkie

What is the average physcial, mental and emotional capacity of Redsliver's prospective dates? A can of worms, a fishing rod and two oars. Dont forget the oars this time!

just me again. PRetty bad, eh? If I were trying to make a living as a psychic, I'd be dead of starvation in two weeks. Nanaea?

I'm no longer allowed to be confused by the behaviour of those who post here, however, It's a lost cause, so I await my punishment, since of course, I will be soon permanently confused.

I am like, wow.

It's kind of like double-dutch or something. Poly?

well, not technically. I simply ended the conversation. I'm incredibly arrogant, you see. I never apologize for my rude behavior. It's Always warranted. Besides, everyone can tell when I lie. G/NG: cannot tell a lie

^ has an impeccable keyboard < LOVES the towelettes at KFC. They smell so nice and lemony < stashes aforementioned towelettes in the glove compartment of every car < has owned. V also appreciates the many wonders of cleanliness.

Should it? (applaud now) Why don't women say men look uglier the drunker they get? (did I word that right?)

I am reminded of the story of the roof that leaked only when it rained....(was that aesop's fables?)

bingo! You win the prize. er, shall I make a wild guess? Nanaea

apposite. Infact, he was so good-looking, for a moment, we were______________

No. Only one guy for me, that's enough trouble, thank youverymuch, and he had an earring at one point. Not sure if it was left or right, wait a tic, lemme check. Left. That means he's a pirate. Right is gay, both means both ways. Left, pirate. definately a bad boy. well not anymore. I've whipped and chained that pussy. (I've never actually been that mean)

remember that beer commercial when that hot chick digs an ice cube from this guy's drink and rubs it slowly all over her cleavage...I really admired the lighting they used.

Oh, probably. And I probably threw it all up. That's how I know it was too much. G/NG: ran amok

Indupitably! No end of uses for that melted butter! I wonder how many uses there are?

I can see the headlines now: "Woman frozen to death in the middle of the hottest heatwave on record" "Melody Fate was found packed in ice this morning, her grieving husband, recovering in hospital from frost-bite, had these words to say: "She was a hot bitch, but in the end it was her downfall."

2484 Damn, that was good. (Smokes cigarette) (I don't take much, I know...)

The butter you left out on the counter is a puddle. What is to be done with said butter?

I disagree to a certain extent, no matter what the issue has Become or what is has been Interpreted, there must be a story somewhere, somehow that had a main character named "Mary-Sue" and was so bad, it was refered to thereafter as the example of larger-than-life unrealistic 2 dimensional character that is the bane of the story experience. Finding that story will rest the case, so to speak. All arguements I've heard so far have been extremely informative.

Knowledge is power man.

"Friends, countrymen, lend me your eyeballs!" How tyrannical WAS Ceasar anyway?

well, you both answered mine, so I guess I have two to account for. I have. It was great. Night time is the best, because the water temperature is warmer than the air.. Me either. Just the ears. As for tattoos: I did consider a rosebud on the right or left shoulder blade, and my favorite movie of all time is "Blue Tiger" in which a blue tiger is tattooed on her as revenge against the red tiger. But no, no tattoos I have never ridden an elephant

Aren't these "the Dog Days" of summer? When the constellation Sirius is overhead. (Often refered to as "the Dog Star") It's supposed to be hot. I'm used to it. But then again, I have a basement to hide in.

Yeah, brings new meaning to the phrase: "Let sleeping dogs lie." Except as a telemarketer, you just don't know what you'll get on the other end of the line. Most people are civilized and polite. But I guess we all have our breaking points. Some sooner than others.

The impression I got, (and yes, that was odd, when she used the term "minor"), was that of a woman (or man, I shouldn't discriminate) who perhaps works in a government position or works as a teacher or some such occupation (like a social worker) who would use such a term to describe children. It didn't occur to me in the way you suggested. Funny how a person is so...elusive, yet can leave so much of themselves in so few words. Meh, I'm probably wrong then. If I'm right, though, I'm not sure she will return. She's gotten her words in, and she twisted the knife a bit. Now she's run off. She's entitled to her opinion, and I was interested to see it. I won't condemn her for it. I think she's more wounded than anyone else who has responded to her.