StoryJunkie

not gas, but at the grocery store today, started grabbing the bags after she totalled it up. I nearly said, "Oh, that's nice" to boot. Then we both laughed at the image of me making a break for the doors. I had zipped up my purse and was ready to go. Seriously. But that's not as bad as one person who once left a roach on the mat. Talk about absentminded! G/NG left something important, perhaps incriminating behind. (Honestly who tokes up before they go grocery shopping?)

PUCE! Bwahahaha!

I think the funnest part is finding a way to describe it so you're sure your readers know exactly what you are talking about, without having to say a whole heck of a lot. I have my descriptions, but I absolutely WILL NOT describe breasts with the Ukrainian word for them, which is about so ludicrous a word as to make you want to laugh your pants off and about the most unsexy term I've ever heard. And "teats" remind me of animals, not humans. Nor will I EVER call them "erectile tissue" which just about brings the entire feeling into the basement of emotion. Not unless I do a fic about robot/human love....hmmm...well, THERE's a possibility! *Ahem* apex. Tip. I've read nub and pebble. But I'm sure you have plenty of ideas by now, after reading Mel's list. (Damn, that girl knows how to steal thunder!) But think about it. How many ways can you describe "elbow"? Probably what you Want to convey is the feeling that shoots straight down into the honeypot.

Hans Christian Andersen and the Grimms brothers, as far as I knew, did not make up any of the stories that are attributed to them. What I heard, is that they interviewed a lot of people, determining to put onto paper the oral tradition of old wive's tales, which, I'm guessing, varied from household to household. If you examine the Greek myth Cupid and Psyche, there are a lot of parallels drawn to the Ukrainian tale of Vassilissia, who also had to gather up and separate several different kinds of grains and organize them before the end of the day. Many elements of stories from different cultures bear several marked similarities. The Chinese have a tale very similar to Cinderella, right down to the shoe. I'm figuring tales like "Snow White" were about real people that were somehow corrupted into legendary status, since I do know of a saint who is still, to this day, encased in a glass coffin, her body uncorrupted, awaiting, so to speak, the kiss of her prince (in this case, her Jesus). If you want to find these tales, however, I am hard-pressed to point you in any direction. Just keep your eyes and ears open.

Yeah, she didnt' even mention "Rumplestiltskin" (How could I forget the indestructable Reddragon/FoeoftheLance? You're the one who turned me on to the forum, dummyhead) Agaib sent him a nice little "Where are you, Keith?" and I sent a "Where the fuckareyou! Dumbass, the site is up." Funny, he has yet to respond. It has been a month now *sighs* I went to his elephantcity site and gazed at his collection of big women/amazon women magazine covers and became nostalgic. I hope he hasn't forgotten about us, or found some other (the horror!) place to post. My sister also mentioned that the original fairytales were more dire than the watered down version. When "The Little Mermaid" came out, I never heard the end of it. "Shes supposed to DIE and TURN INTO FOAM!" (although I believe "The Littlest Mermaid" was a Hans Christian Anderson production.)

waskaly wabbit

2500 25 more to Cleopatra! *gasps*

"I want to know the color of your brains!" But the only thing that really happened.....

the claws are best, don't let no one tell you no diffrent! I have never painted a house by myself.

the part that comes after "L". What's the difference between love and hate?

I am glad there is advil. I am agog that people of yore suffered without it.

Halloo! I'm better now that I've taken the drugs I so desperately needed. (Advil, okay?!) Poly?

INdigo (I love that word.)

^ is easily amused. < is also easily amused. V must also be easily amused, since V will make some amusing rejoinder regarding "wee"

I am no longer allowed to believe that any man will voluntarily look after an infant under the age of five no matter what!

^ doesn't know I am easily entertained by virtual shouting. < very simple minded. < was once reprimanded by Quamp about the drinking. < sulked for two days and made Quamp voodoo dolls, but they all ended up looking like steam engines. V wants a Quamp voodoo doll

I just love to mess up everyone's psyche.. Poly?

I really didn't find it offensive, sorry. I've seen worse, and I thought it was going to be about bashing, but *whew* what a relief. Considering what a high-risk group gays are, I would think that one or two of them would want to find a way out of that life-style. 456 hits on the site, half of them from this thread, no doubt. I can't imagine that it could do much. As for a "cure" There's as much chance of them changing a lepord's spots, wouldn't you say? As primates, we do one thing very well. We learn. Once we've learned, it is very difficult to "unlearn". That is to say, once a habit is ingrained, it is very difficult to remove. The behavior patterns will always be there. Excellent analogy. This actually happened to my grandmother. I think her mother tied her left hand behind her back so that she would use her right more. People didnt' know alot about right-brain/left-brain stuff back then. The left hand was "sinister" (Latin meaning left), and was considered evil after the part in the bible where it says: the goats, He will put on his left, and the sheep, to his right. I don't know if goats are supposed to be evil or not, but man, the people sure took it that way. The thing about that though, is if you are looking at God, the sheep go on your left, and the goats go on your right. Also, in the Middle East, using your left hand to eat is the ultimate insult because in those countries, they had no toilet paper, so guess what they used?....

Oh, shut up Mike, (you insufferable know-it-all) we all know you're just sucking up to the head tech. You just leave all the sucking up to me, thankyouverymuch

Off hand, I'd say 2.5 centimeters. Is the gutter dirty? It's great for floating toothpicks!

I'm looking for the rare and elusive snagglewhump. Anyone seen it? Only 10 miles, then turn left and you'll see it.

nah, just me. Actually, I think Quamp might be pretty good at this game. He guessed right last time. Quamp?

One of the first Naruto fic pairings I read involved Sasuke and Sakura, and it was quite good. He had the correct amount of sneering meaness to make the shower scene really hot.

Hey, so long as it puts food on the table and the keeps the wolves at bay, its good.

sleep? What, you young whippersnappers don'tlike the slippery dynamics of sweat?