StoryJunkie

I am suddenly considering the correlation between insanity, headaches and the weather. I am aware that such a possibility would go a long way to explaining my husband's behaviour, not to mention redsliver's sudden urge to be a woman, Melody Fate's obsession with chocolate, Pherazen's well, insanity, and Nanaea and NefertariAran's boredom. POly's nutty day. Soulsearcher alone seems unaffected. Hm, I am intrigued.

I DO worry about them eating each other (OH, the horror). (Is that why the tank is so cloudy?) g/ng Don't brush off the bottom of your shoes before you enter.

Kraken spit

I am no longer allowed to drive without my handcuffs.

Mac (Fleetwood) OKOK! Metallica

2465, ah, sweet order...

Ocarina

nope. although I've eaten something the baby spit on. I like spit. After all, I exchange spit alot when I ...ah, never mind... the answer is no. never have. Backwash, yes...but not to be mean. I just love sharing spit...did I mention...? g/ng: picked up and ate what looked like a left over potato chip crumb the next day after the night before.

what do you say when your mother brings the soap? Only 10 cents

^ is astute < is confused. < suddenly craves chocolate for no apparent reason. < also craving "tiger tiger" ice cream V knows the licorice benefits of "tiger tiger" ice cream

Ooh, quamp, you're missing out! I've e-mailed...er, what was it now? Oh, never mind, I recieved an mp3. some kind of gunslinger girl song. it was swell. I've never gone into a "chat" room.

it is eye, StoryJunkie. Mike is pouting. Polysaccharine? Polysporin? Polyethyldichloride? (wait, it'll come to me!) Polywolly!

what a bounder! If it was an ad, there was nothing I saw that could possibly point to any product. Even the hotel name was unseen.

I concur! I thought: "surely, the bus of death must have finally hit his body and for once, it broke"

I know this sounds crazy, englishwitch, but just start your own daycare. Running your own business is the shiznick. Sure, you may have to spend a little time putting together proposals and finding a spot, and setting your rates, and saving for your retirement, and you have a 75% chance of failing, but damn, when you work hard and you get your reward, its all yours, and you're the queen of everybody who works for you. er, I'm a co-owner of a heating/cooling company btw. I do the books and crack jokes, and bitch about how much the other owner is spending on tools. I know what a compressor is, I can tell you what a thermocouple does, and I've seen sheet metal made up like artwork. I've just been doing this in the past couple years tho. Bookkeeping's the rat's ass when it comes to tracing the trail of a person who has tried to cover their tracks. (When did we BUY that tube heater? Where the fuck did we put it in? HOLY CRAP! This woman took us for $5000! I'm going to Kill her Dog!) Before that, I stayed at home with the kids and got fat(ter) Before that, I did alot of babysitting (for a professor at the university--he taught child psychology of all things!) and I taught Ukrainian dance once a week. (I DO know what a Plie is, as well!) I worked in a restaurant once or twice and I shudder at the experience. I'm a really crappy waitress.

Once, Long Ago, In the Before Time: yeah, I entered a poetry contest like that once. They published my "poem" and then sent me a bill for the book they put it in.

tickle

before poetic, at least try for eloquent. This is drivel. you put it down as it came out of your hand, and it shows. each sentence is only an idea, not really poetic, so to speak. its like the thing in your head before you start to draw an outline. you want all these elements in it. but how to say it? none of these words are memorable. Your voice is passive nearly all the way through the tone is preachy. you can do better. start with line one: think of what a jungle is like. close your eyes and see it, feel it. get rid of "can be", "it is" "are at" what is a better way of saying that? How about: "the jungle of New York, unpredictable, alien." (saying it's unpredictable and then saying the danger levels are random is like saying the same thing twice. its redundant) think of IMAGES write what you see, not what you THINK you see. redo it. I'll be waiting with my red pen.

mmm....femmification....

Walking into a World So Bleak Just to let you know, its' not been updated for a while, but the stalker perspective is hilarious. If you like Kagome, don't read this.

Hm, well with the exchange, the cigarettes are probably more like $4.50 in US funds, that's 20, kings, so still, twice as much. If we sneak some from the natives, then WAY cheaper, and BETTER tobacco. I think the Mohawks were selling them for $2 less than the regular price. But the natives are ticked off lately...so we get them from the Cree, who got them from the Ojibwa, who got them from the Mohawk. Never get them from the natives in BC. There used to be head-hunters around here! (you know I'm just spinnin a story!)

My thoughts exactly. Well, at least he's trying. I can't wait for the monetary benefits to kick in. Right now a pack of smokes is over $7 $7 a day for a month is what, like $200? I could use that.

I want your job. (except for the translating part)

I am sorry that you feel that way

Well, if just Being There is all that's important, I don't see a problem with multi-tasking. My mom used to "watch" TV and knit at the same time. Don't know how she did it. I think she was used to the radio.....