StoryJunkie

heh heh heh. I have taken on the persona of evil as my new sig will testify. Is it less distracting?

*shudders* Orochimaru will get them for that.

I really don't know, since your sig with Alan Rickman has distracted me the clarity! the expression! the evilness! the part in his hair! Is this how the human race will die out? Death by distraction?

I used to be that way. I was SO into instrumental music when I was young, I abhored mainstream music. But then I worked at a group home for kids, and although they weren't into that sort of thing, I later heard that angsty heavy metal and was reminded of the sorrow in the world. What's a fellow to do when the world is so cruel? Grab an axe and sing will your entire soul, take drugs and don't eat. It's an ideal lifestyle. When I met my SO he was into Leon Redbone, and that was a sort of music I hadn't heard except on the edges of my consciousness. Tastes change with time, and you are freer to explore different genres and find inspiration in surprising places. Without my walking stick, I'd go insane I can't look my best I feel undressed without my cane. Must have my walking stick 'cause it may rain When it pours can't be outdoors without my cane. If I ever left my house without my walking stick Well it would be something I could never explain Oh the thing that makes me click, on lovers lane Would go for naught if I were caught without my cane. Be-bop-bop-de-la-dum Be-bop-a-da-bum Re-bop-be-a Rop-a-de-bop Rump-a-de-dum Ra-da-da-de Re-bop-bop-la-da-dum Re-bop-be-de-a Rop-a-de-bum Rop-a-de-bum Deet-de-de-a Ra-da-da-dum If I ever left my house without my walking stick Well it would be something I could never explain Oh the thing that makes me click on lovers lane Would go for naught if I were caught without my cane.

I know some women like that, but I am NOT one of them. As for the differences in behaviourisms between men and women: women don't think of sex every 20 seconds (usually) and for the most part need to be persuaded in some way or other. (exception is usually when she is "in heat") It is technically easier for a woman to give up sex for extended periods of time than it is for men.

Man's inhumanity to man

being in a bad fic.

don't forget the tentacled monsters. Wouldn't want them to get traumatized.

bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark Charging Handles Forward did this really long lemon and I swear, he had to have stopped to beat off every paragraph, because as a reader, I had to pause several times myself (it was an Inuyasha fanfic) It was beyond lemon. If you can do that, hats off to you. (please ignore the bitch that was barking earlier.) (random insanity)

I based one story entirely on the album "Apocalyptica", and one song in particular became the theme song for one particular character. needless to say, the storyline went way wild, and I ran with it, since I wasn't really expecting to publish more than "Death of the Queen" once I found out about fan fiction Whenever I listen to "Life Burns", it brings to mind this darkly-clad king/warrior/mage went wrong, dashing about on his coal-black horse on the plains, trying to get revenge for some twisted reason, and having to kill his own son in order to save the world. It just kinda happened. However, I would keep the volume at the lowest, or the lyrics would get in the way.

I am telling you its ten. I am reminising on the time I did that...some orgy post or other, that was fun. *sighs* Orgy Post pg 5

mama's got a squeezebox, dad, he never sleeps at night....! ng actually, but couldn't help the ditty. g/ng: helps do chores without being asked.

It's obvious it has to do with that groundhog.

Find that moonbeam and stand in it, of course. Will it be a dream?

aw, c'mon Keith, the truth is, there are no naughty girls. LOL

still reading invoices and bills all day. *sighs*. Okay, the truth is: (ready for it?) My overdue library books fine was over $30, so I haven't taken out any good mysteries since '99. Last series I read was to do with this retired alcoholic newshound who had a siamese cat who helped him solve crimes in the small town he retired to. Can't remember the name of it though, but it was entertaining. Ah, memories!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Well, that was fun! I'm about as terrorizing as a cute lil ol bunny. Although, I do admit, I have my days.

well, I'm in on the bandwagon. How fortuitous that I happened to scroll by this thread, man that "My assistant" button is handy. Have a good one, hard-working girl. Don't do anything I wouldn't. Like skating.

Where's the giant vagina to go with?

funny, we just had a discussion about this. round-table and all that, when the man I love blatantly declared infront of us all that i was still a virgin. After an explosive silence, my 2nd eldest, outrageously (you know, red-heads are) exclaimed: "But she's had FIVE KIDS!" And "Wouldn't you KNOW BY NOW?!!!!" and "Yeah RIIIIGHT." (I honestly don't know which one she meant to say first, she said them so fast, then laughed that "I-don't-believe-you" sort of laugh. I knew exactly what he meant though. we are virgins to everyone but each other. It was an up-beat kind of evening. Oh, the memories. (wait, that was yesterday!) (erm, I voted "no", although I was a virgin for an extended period of time.

did i mention it was brilliant shit? btw, I'm not sure I understand my tag, but I love EveKnight's I admit I snicker a little every time I read it. It is SO her, and I love it.

I couldn't give a rat's ass about the pill or not I laugh at the crazy justice that was meted out. Was that karma or what? She needed the help of the police but she avoided them for years. Who cares about the extenuating circumstances? A thousand women get raped every day, and I bet half of them don't even know the pill exists.

He looks good. Can I molest him a little?

ohmyfuckingod, Keith, you are a poet, where the hell do you find thisshit? My eyes are looking at this sentence over and over again like its food. er...how LONG was that sentence? It's got more words in it than a one-minute Robin Williams standup routine. I stand in awed silence.

we enjoy almost limitless freedom. history, however, teaches us a caution where the spread of immorality generally precedes the ruin of society. I'm glad she took 10 years to struggle with this issue, for it is no easy responsibility, and as writers of smut we all know deep down that even amoung us there is a higher and lower rank, the child-porn and rape being that low. I've been a part of threads where such things are unanimously derided, and yet we all know that some things cannot remain unwritten no matter how horrible anyone else thinks of them. These things happen. They prey upon our souls as we ruminate upon them. We struggle with how to express it, with the understanding, the entire time, of what the reception will be. The weight of it rests upon one set of shoulders, and it is a mighty weight. We all struggle to woo our muses when they leave us, but what of when they never leave us alone and the subject is one we may abhor? It's just as awful. As for the actresses and actors, there's no turning back. They'll probably tire of the notoriety after a while, and knowing the media, it's bound to come up again and again. Then again, perhaps the world will have ended by then, and in that case, I suppose it's neither here nor there.