StoryJunkie

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de la renta

no Daz?

good question I'm just untwisting my mind for a bit. Anyone wanna help?

*looks at sig* Perhaps.... Do you LIKE unnatural?

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Sere is still fresh, and, and...well, relatively innocent...however, she should be warned that the over-use of brain bleach could cause certain individuals um...something. I'm sure it's not good...oh, and Nanaea, thanks. One of my daughter's friends knew all the words to "I'm a little coconut" which so impressed me, I had to e-mail my sister with it, so I made her write it all down. She's an odd fish that one. All of her fanfics start off: "There was this guy.... ................and he had magical powers............"

Sometimes I stick my nose in his armpit just to explore the sensation....however, even at that close of a range, I can hardly smell him. He never uses deoderant either. His body smell is very minimal. He never uses strong perfumes or soap. (When he showers, he just stands under the stream of water.) He's a very clean individual. He heaves around water heaters and furnaces every now and then as well. It's not like he's got a desk job. He can't stand office work.

Cocks.

er....well....(thinking).... I wonder if I'll ever see the king of the forest again... Hey, did anyone see "Ant Bully"?

I am concluding that you've been reading too much JK Rowling of late

NG. I love character development and plot. Although I can be seriously self-centered at times. G/NG: doens't know what a Mary-Sue is.

G heart-poundingly so G/NG: has dreamed of being able to breathe underwater

^ has great faith in me < had cold pizza. V not impressed with gourmet suggestion and would have prefered toast, orange juice, champagne, a coddled egg and a strip of back bacon.

^ has never been more wrong, and needs to bone up on his psychic abilities on the "Are you Psycho?" Thread < loves talking about pregnancies. It's the shiznick! < has to walk the dog. V noted that < changed the subject anyways.

Yes. Although I've never dreamed I was dreaming before. I've always known when I'm dreaming. G/NG: has dreampt that you were dreaming, woken up in your dream and then realized you were still dreaming....

I have. Not being happy with the ending of it, I've dreamed a dream as much as five times in a row in order to change it. It can be troublesome if its a nightmare... I have never not had a dream (and they're ALL weird)

I am also IMpressed with the veritable smorgasbord of man-cicles. I am wondering what Daz is dreaming... I am sorry Keith's children might be taumatized by this request of mine I am not thinking fully all the time of the consequences. For this, I am grieving, however, I am sure I might put on sackcloth and ashes for a while. I am thinking God will be appeased then...if not, then a blood offering may have to be arranged...

Okay, Nanaea. I'm impressed. Do you also know all the words to "I'm a little coconut?"

Most of the required reading in high school was dismal. I could never understand how someone's depressed state could possibly garner them brownie points for good writing. The literature may have been first class, but the attitude brought me down. I'd rather read a corny fanfiction any day. There are some awesome writers on this site. Way better than DH Lawrence or Emily Bronte or even John Steinbeck. (I actually liked O. Henry, though. Thanks to the jailbird for those satisfying endings)

well, boobs it was afore ye mentioned it, so it brought it to mind IAM of the opinion that it may be PENISES! next, although of course, being a man, IAM sure he will entirely overlook the fact that we women are avariciously curious, which explains our facination with horses (at times) However, IAM hopeful, although IAM doubtfull at the same time, for men are notorious for displaying things that may shed doubt upon their manilness. (IAM imagining other men saying: "Surely, the almighty Keith is not GAY!!!???? for why would he display such manly things?)

this is an incredibly grave affront to justice. He would have gone to jail if convicted, and they decided, even though it was admitted, that he didn't have to go to jail for that. Hm. What were the charges, exactly, and how did they prove them? She said he was stalking her, he said she was "weaving and speeding". Obviously, the charges were NOT for jacking off on a woman. This must be totally legal. The fact that he stalked her was unable to be proven. You know what? If you catch an employee red-handed stealing something, you can't accuse him right away of stealing. You have to wait, because he/she could say: "Well, I was just borrowing this for a minute." It's a he-says-she-says situation. Unless they had a tape of the events, or a couple of witnesses...hey, don't those cop-cars have surveillance cameras or something? I wonder where that evidence went....

PLugs ears, squinches eyes shut and starts singing: "Row, row, row your boat...gently down the stream...."

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Space Balls.