yeah. I wanna download them, correct the grammar and use em against someone for blackmailing purposes. Reminds me of the time I typed out this invoice for a customer. Our technician had gone out to trouble-shoot a furnace with the regional manager, who was visiting at the time, and whose name was Dick. (I'm sure you know what's coming)
Well, a couple weeks later, in comes the couple to pay their bill, and the Mrs. reads the invoice out loud to me. To my horror, she comes to the part where the technician is testing the furnace "with Dick" and it sounds so terrible I think my face must have turned as red as a brick wall. It pays to read your rough copy out loud before sending it out....