StoryJunkie

excellent choice. rub your tummy for me and say hi.

aw..and I actually voted "girl". She'll be sexy, so you might consider Erica. (you know, from the god of love)!!!

evil rock-peeing rail hammering guy. I so feel for the stick man trying to put his guts back in.... I loved the music.

Beetle infestation in BC (Note the part about the absence of cold winters lately...) Nifty gif of my province from 1959 - 2002 ...it's much worse in 2007 The green part are happy alive trees as seen from some CFM satellite feed. The red part is dead. Dead Dead Dead. Just a small note. There are 2 pulp mills in town (other mills are sawmills) One mill uses in one hour enough natural gas that the entire town put together uses in one year. The crunch is on the resident, not the commercial or industrial sectors of society. Also note: the mills were bought two years ago from their American owners by Japanese Okay, do we panic now? Now???? Now???? Do we panic now???

ack. If I had to choose three. For pure fuckingness, I'd have to say Charging Handles Forward, that thing he did with Sessormaru and Kagura. CHF's Page See "Scream" And for romantic juiciness, pretty much anything Templeton21 has done, although she's busy with twins at the moment. Something Pretty is my favorite, since she seemed to use things from my reviews to make something that was so eerily me. Very prolific writer. Another story that stands out for me ...actually, two others, for porn effect was KittyFelone's Suspenseful Raptures., and an unfinished Holly's Home Invasion by GhostWriter who unfortunately I had to stalk to another site to finish up the last two chapters, where I was astounded to find that the woman writing the story had based it on a real-life experience. Which brings me to Mel's riveting story, which she hasn't finished, and which someone else has mentioned already. However that being said, these are stories I read before the trouble with the site, and I actually haven't read as much as when I first came on. I think I must blame the forum for those shortcomings, and I will have to consider changing my moniker to "RecoveringAddict" (except, well, I'm not) EDIT: (did someone mention they were actually reading stuff that came out of my head? Wow. I'm flattered. I wish...)

1st one: I ... really wanna brush my teeth. 2nd one: I ... too much eye candy! Must brush my eyes to prevent cavities. (loved the background music!)

now I really have to give up the "steering of the cosmos" job and once again allow myself to be distracted.

well then, cosmic pilots such as myself should never be distracted by things like orgy threads. *sighs.* Back to steering the cosmos. Bye guys..

Live until you die. Die with dignity. My only thoughts. Whatever you think dignity is, that is what I think it is. Whatever you think death is, that is what I think death is. (There are zombies amoung us!) Do we really know how many seniors commit suicide?

at the rate oxygen in being used and the rate of deforestation causes any mathematician to give pause. It's gotten too big for us to handle. funny how when this issue came up though, America suddenly decided to go to war. Think someone was trying to distract Americans from something important.? These are the people who can make the most difference. Why? Oh, well, off to read another orgy update...

Quamp queried me quietly, and quite often.

as with any writer, it was himself he was spoofing. Walt smoked like crazy. *listen to my wisdom and insight, and be in awe...* Your souls are mine.....

beneath the frumpiness lies a tiger. That way__________________

there are shallow people in every generation. Individuals make choices on an individual basis, and a general survey would only cover a certain percentage of opinion and fact. Monkey see, monkey do, is what I find. It is difficult to dredge ourselves out from the sludge that tries so hard to take us under. I try to treat each person that I meet with dignity, but I fear the bad ones make me want to imbibe once again. IMBIBE UNTIL I'M BUT A SHADOW OF MY FORMER SELF! Either that, or sprout a few more gray hairs. Death looks good sometimes.

better late than never: may your next year be a happy and healthy one.

Nice!

Laughing to death after reading the one about the bull

gadgets. Of course, I don't mean the kind that___________

ways to die Automobile mishap

apparently. Is the portal broken?

hey guys, you knew the second those towers came down it was a declaration of war. I knew Bush would find a way to make restitution, and to seek justice is not a bad thing. The problematic thing is Bush is some kind of weird puppet front man or something, since he seems to have the drive for power, but the mental capacities of Pinky, rather than of the Brain. Diplomatic measures were thrown to the wind when those guys walked out of the peace-talks in Egypt about 2 weeks before the attack on NY. Take a look at this as if you have a bird's eye view. I'm not condemning nor endorsing the ambitions or events that have already occured, but if you look closely there seems to be a malignant intelligence out there that wants us all to fail, to suffer, to eat dirt. It doesn't matter which country you are from. Blood will be paid with blood. It the human way, and it must run its course, much the same way an illness must run its course in a body. The source of irritation is the Middle East, but this is also a Holy Ground. It is the ultimate connundrum. For those caught up in its forces, you have my prayers and best wishes that you survive. For those left behind to mutter, mutter well, and try not to bear grudges. My opinion? Terrorists have been dealt with by the European community for a very long time. Americans cannot cure this disease. They are already caught up in it, and it will not end quickly. It will wear down the resources of this continent until we all are left with nothing. If nothing is my prospect, then nothing is what I love.

oh, I loved that, and got horny. I thought of another Ukrainian joke today. (very short) Why do Ukrainian dogs have flat foreheads? ...They chase parked cars.

You have a point there. Maybe if I collect enough souls, I'll just put it in my sig instead!

Its a good idea to talk to a bunch of other women and ask what their first time was like. That's what I did. (My sister, mostly). Which amounted to: just laying there because you didn't really know what else to do. Unless someone's walking you through it, you're pretty much clueless, and watching porn really makes a virgin who is shy even more embarrassed and self-conscious. Ack. Awkward! Ask people out there...actually there might have been an old thread about first times. Maybe you could dig it up. It may be helpful. GL

I Laughed Out Loud. I've gotten this Irish gem a couple times in my mailbox: A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drunk a little more than usual. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 3 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches the bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. He awakens next morning to his wife standing over him shouting loudly, "So, you've been drinking again !!" "What makes you say that?" he asks as he puts on an innocent look. "The bar called, you left your wheelchair there again."