StoryJunkie

Guilty, actually. I am truly a nature child. An evil one, but nevertheless, at one with the pain (and shit shoveling) of the world. I can stand in an open field and tell you what the weather will be for the next two weeks. I can also fiddle with mechanical stuff, I know what purple gas is and I hate dogs (unless they're my dogs), but I hate turkeys worse. G/NG: has gone too far with a joke. Pushed the limits. Opened the envelope, so to speak.

only me, trying to be evil. Evil is amusing, is it not? My psychic powers are waning. Ectrae?

hate.... (eye insist!)

ugly, and perhaps a little evil as well. Only the wicked know__________

Evil. (Ok, ok. you're all tired of "evil" how bout: "wicked"?)

^ couldn't resist the spread of knowledge < laughing evilly. (And he calls himself Canadian....) V Wonders what that has to do with fiddles anyway

something else, darling. something else.

Ah, sweet music of cowbells! I've never heard a concert with cowbells.

No. The kangaroos belong to no one. Will the nuclear winter last very long?

Walter Mathau

hate

tada! Daz?

I have. Candy canes are hard candies. I have never liked marshmallows. They make me feel like I'm choking.

Only if its dark and gloomy. Will there be lots of mist?

Hair-do

the size of it. (duh!) Who wants to?

^ knows I like flapjacks < likes flapjacks V also like flapjacks

thank god for that, because it never happened RS?

you caught that evil sarcastic glare, right? SR? edit: frak! I only just notice that dyslexic slip! Goddamn, cocksucking... RS?

Orgasm

because everyone knows long-haired pretty boys are spoiled. How come short-haired guys with weird senses of humors win? (in the same such world?)

Nah, Shit Job here SR

This is getting troublesome. With my unstable condition, I may quickly crack under the strain of feeling obligated to answer everyone's psychic call. Daz?

Now I'll have to listen to it to better answer you. Should I laugh evilly?

ONly guys could appreciate a song like that.... Do you think Heart would ever make up lyrics like that?