StoryJunkie

er, yes, yes I do. Now piss off before my alternate personality takes over. You wouldn't like her. She's real square.

woo! wait til Alien Pirate Pixagi sees this thread! She's got the corner on hating girly-guys in said stories. Observe

and in one piece. One Piece. (Ah, Luffy, where have you been all my life?)

stupid playboy photographers, using the uniform! well, I guess sales are up. She better get a fair share. That guy in the Playboy Mansion has more than enough money. I bet she doesn't profit from it in any way, but they sure as hell do.

Holy fucking shit! I cannot speak. That is beyond cruel.

I love George Carlin!

Well, for starters, Mandarins are not natural. The original fruit was actually quite inedible. Oranges are not natural! Oh, fuck, the pyramids. Yeah, one of the seven wonders of the world. Nobody knows dude.

Hey old man, glad you're not dead or anything. Glad to see you've kept busy. Did you ever read Xanth?

i know the feeling you are describing. How to put into so few words the entire gem your story is? I've tried several times to create a really good worm to put onto the hook of my fishing rod, and sometimes I've succeeded, but there's always something more, isn't there? I've known a few authors who change their summary as they post a new chapter. Maybe that would be more apt to encompass the epic? Or perhaps limiting the work to 16 - 20 chapters, then making a sequel? I've seen all these things done. Just never never never say: "I suck at summaries" Or "pls pls read and review!" Keith has a good idea there, though. One of my first thoughts when coming up against the wall of "summary" is thinking of the notes on the back cover of any paperback. Other than that, its a great exercise in clarity of point. What is the story about anyway? Dead kittens, plenty of m/m action! (eye-catching enough?)

Not if they're those bottom-feeding carp they call goldfish

NO WAY! I'll never spend money again! The American government is always right, and this will be no exception!

the weirdest I've heard of, and it sounds kinda ritualistic now that I'm recalling it...my grandmother told me the story of one of her neighbors whose kids would gather 'round when time came for the calf to be slaughtered. The calf would be hung upside-down, and its throat slit, and the kids would all have these cups in order to catch the blood and drink it. There's a family tradition that died out with the introduction of the abattoir

well, i've had 5 of the blighters, and I suppose I could say something totally jaded, but the offspring still give me a great comfort and joy. (sheesh, that sounded really Christmassy.) along with the worry and pain. I think that if i'da not had any at all i'da been as well content, however, since I'm just that sort of a person. Then again, I could have been an alcoholic. I do love alcohol.

yes, it was around that time when Aserenity posted her opinion on swear-words and became offended by my review, FoeoftheLance/Reddragon suggested we move the discussion to the forum which had been up and running for a week or so. I saved Aserenity's rant to word. All I have to do is go see when it was created in the properties tab. tata. EDIT: or, pehaps that very day: Charging Handles Forward! The guy never drank and then ran away to join the army or marines or something like that. He made up a communist flag sig by repeating the same word over and over again. It was quite clever actually, although pretty long when he first posted it. It was blamed by some for the problems AFF was having at the time, which was a load of hokey. Don't know who started that rumour! I hope that CHF and Arora are doing okay.

Heil Bush!

yeah, he probably jumped instinctively and at the same time thought: "what the hell am I doing?"

I think that line says it all. Introducing foods that are super refined should be taken with caution. Sugar has got to be the worst, I think, of all refined foods. The convenience of already prepared food is soooo tempting, its difficult to resist when its so handy.

lktrekie's today, apparently. 25 yrs old Nice time for a birthday, are you older yet?

I thought "boy" but voted girl. Hedging my bets I suppose.

what a bunch of assholes.

he must have known the clearance.

its the worst cough i've had in years and it makes me gag all the time every time I breathe in I wanna cough. It sucks. I hope it's not going to last 3 fucking weeks! Do you suppose its like the 10 plagues of Egypt or something?

only a cold. In fact, it's probably whooping cough since i've not been immunized for decades yikes! Do people still get whooping cough?

I am neither here nor there...LOL.

I am back from Wpg and I am sicker than a dog I am voiceless, or at least have that soft yet painful sounding smokey whiskey voice that some find sexy, but at the moment it leaves me without any ammo against my natural enemies (the kids) I am happy however, to be back. I am somewhat disconcerted that Red has taken upon himself to punish me for trying to run away from the Orgy, since my character is now upside down. I am interested in how Maestro Sliver is going to conduct this post.