redsliver

Violent Femmes

I am no longer allowed to make plans with two different women at the same time and then ditch both of them to go fishing.

I am fly bit to hell. I am in need of a screen for my windows. I am unable to close them lest I boil.

Mommy, why doesn't Daddy live with us anymore? That's not what the Bible was meant for.

Not guilty Has played one song on repeat for over 10 hours straight.

We've got a corvis on the boards now? Melody

The Beach Combers (TV)

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Say it ain't so! Oh, right, I ain't storyjunkie. Melody

I am very happy with Clerks II I am surprised a movie in 2006 had 1979 and Misery in the soundtrack

Are you excited that a newly discovered sexual transmitted disease is about to be named after you? Herpes twice, and the Polywolly.

I have, but it was ten bucks, because I forgot my wallet and wanted to see Clerks 2 last night. I have never clapped in a movie theater.

I am on day six of rewrite and edit. I am this close to screaming my head off. I am just hoping seeing Clerks 2 tonight will give me enough inspiration to polish off my latest chapter.

Well if you have to ask you never really will understand. Why can't I ever remember to plug in my mp3 player and charge the battery?

take of your pants and try to raise money to restore the Berlin Wall. I'll get you next time, _______________

What do you scream when you come? Snap! Crackle! Pop!

Yes, and he'll be duelling Jackie Chan for my hand at sunrise. Am I wrong to assume that all lesbians cry themselves to sleep because their preferences prevents them from getting a little Redsliver?

soap

^ can mimic accents < Likes all accents but my local one. (East Coast Canada, Cape Breton specifically, its like hydrofluoric acid on your cochleae.) V wrongly thinks my metaphor is an embellishment

I have, soccer is best in the rain. I have never swore at my mother.

Quamp, you can't afford me in my Polywolly outfit. pixagi

not guilty though I had around a 75. Has waited and waited for something to be released, celebrated when it did, but all the while knowing you were going to be disappointed with it.

I am confused as to why I wanted so badly to play a hentai game where you get turned into a chick and repeatedly raped in the hopes that you can fall in love with the abusive girlfriend from the last two games. I am glad I don't pay for these.

I am no longer allowed to supply children fresh and cheap for SilverFox's sacrifices.

I'd still do them. Show us your _________________