BronxWench

I’d read the hell out of that. 

“Billy-Bob was so proud a signin’ that there legislation he bragged all about it to the pretty blonde thing chattin’ him at the country club. Only, she weren’t human, not no how, and next day he done woke up pregnant. Well, shit, Billy-Bob if you’re fixin’ to get one of them abortions yore shit outa luck.”
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Although it has to be said, “Gertie rises from the dead and the only thing that will sate her hunger is Alabama fetuses” would be a hell of a story, in the brief period before I was taken out and shot.

That’s actually a terrifying prospect….

Yeeeaaaah no. Seriously wtf dude, I mean…
Can’t you just write a sequel to a big girl’s bad end? 
I’m kidding. Don’t… Or, you know, do? 

All I want to know is who told them The Handmaid’s Tale was a “How to” guide?

On behalf of the South, you have my apologies.

That’s actually a terrifying prospect….

Excellent.  Fingers crossed for a smoother run from here on.

Spawn is finally home, and we’re all very happy about that. I’m going to try not to provoke the universe any further, because I’m already done with this annus horribilus.

Spawn is finally home, and we’re all very happy about that. I’m going to try not to provoke the universe any further, because I’m already done with this annus horribilus.

Damn it, I do hope eldest Spawn is back out tomorrow and a-ok.

Well that's annoying. Fingers crossed it all passes nice and quickly. 

ElderSpawn has some sort of infection which in combination with finals stress triggered a bout of diabetic ketoacidosis. We spent all night in the Emergency Department, and Spawn was admitted this morning. With luck, they will kick Spawn out tomorrow.

That darn cosmos! *Shakes fist*

And the universe said, “Hold my beer...”

Oh, hells, Melrick.   

I’m so very sorry, Melrick. You and your mum are in my heart, and in my prayers.

I’m hoping it’s a better week for both of you!

Same here, my Witch. Same here.

I am certainly hoping so! My Jeep is still in the shop, so I can’t have any more adventures in landscaping, and as long as the tests come back clean from the daft one’s biopsy, I will be fine.
This WILL be a better week! ::hugs a Witch::

I am certainly hoping so! My Jeep is still in the shop, so I can’t have any more adventures in landscaping, and as long as the tests come back clean from the daft one’s biopsy, I will be fine.
This WILL be a better week! ::hugs a Witch::

I am certainly hoping so! My Jeep is still in the shop, so I can’t have any more adventures in landscaping, and as long as the tests come back clean from the daft one’s biopsy, I will be fine.
This WILL be a better week! ::hugs a Witch::

Sadly, I can sympathise.  This has been a nightmare 2 months for me and it’s not getting any better.  Now we have to find out why mum has lost vision in her right eye.  Here’s hoping things improve for the both of us!

I’m sorry to hear that, and I hope the coming week is better for you.

Lachesis: “Hard to top? Hold my wine I got this...”
Nah, I got my fingers crossed for ya