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  1. Who ever said patience is a virtue, never took into account that I never claimed to be virtuous!
  2. I am somewhere on cloud 9 after winning pictures of Blue Eyes in training!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::hugs Apollo:: That is wonderful!!! :w00t:

  3. So we can provide more information, can you please provide us with your pen name and fandom that this occurred in?
  4. *claims the man in the name of Apollo* MINE!!! http://s42.radikal.ru/i097/0904/0d/6e43bfb5d3e3.jpg

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    2. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Ah, now the server's back. You can keep him, but I think he might be a bottom. ;)

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Yes, he's a keeper. We can hang him in the Wenches Room in the SB....

    4. Shadowknight12
  5. Prompt: Dream Please remember to follow the rules as outlined here: Rules Happy Writing!
  6. Do not drink the KoolAid!!!!

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      I thought that the grape Flavor Aid was the real culprit? It doesn't matter since I either make my own herbal ice tea or buy the good lemonade mix.

      Oh, and have a great weekend.

  7. *teases* Crap - you want me to do stuff? Hehe, I'll take a look after I have the curry simmering and we should be able to complete this tonight or tomorrow.... Nice short break from everything else...
  8. You should see the number of times we get emails from people going "OMG! I can't believe you have this! It's sick! And NASTY!" and the response is easy - It's coded, you still clicked. Not our problem... And then they threaten to get us shut down... And yet here we are almost 10 years later! The legal stuff sucks but it keeps me outta orange!
  9. To contribute my two cents, I understand it seems like a lot, but used correctly it's honestly a great way for us to cover our asses. My other point would be in regards to BDSM - Yes, cutting it down to just BDSM would be way over simplifying it. BDSM is a huge umbrella and by having the break downs it allows people to select what they would like. I might enjoy D/s which can or cannot involve the physical pain aspect of S&M, while not all D/s is a true M/s. It may seem like overkill, but they are separate fetishes that need the recognition.
  10. Check out this site and see who you write like! http://iwl.me/ Apparently I am most like David Foster Wallace as I got him three times, but also got Dan Brown, Chuck Palahniuk or Stephanie Myers (My TwitBadFic) depending on what I put in!
  11. Please provide your pen name so we can get you more information. Thank you!
  12. That's what you get for visiting anime type sites
  13. *repeats over and over* This WILL be a good week, this WILL be a good week!

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    2. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      But average also means "My house wasn't hit by a meteorite!" :P

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Live in a heavy meteorite belt, do you? ;) Mine got hit by snow and icicles, and I was so trying to keep positive...

    4. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      If you include Earth in that belt, then yes! :D

      Don't worry, wench, the mean snow will go away soon. It's just giving you its final parting blows.

  14. Prompt: Nightfall Please remember to follow the rules as outlined here: Rules Happy Writing!
  15. Updates from Apollo Updates from Apollo Things keep coming and coming! Thanks for joining us again! Archive Improvement Status Updates So two weeks ago, we launched the new RTE program and while it hasn't been an easy transition, I want to thank everyone for their patience as we all learn to work with the updates. We have found a few things that I want to make sure you all know about: We are aware of an issue when using the Word paste option that the RTE puts in extra lines between paragraphs. This is a known bug with the editor and we are waiting for the updates from the software company. Once the update comes through it should be fixed. Old Word uploads are still experiencing issues. The cleaner was not able to strip out all of the junk Microsoft code, so there can be a small delay when trying to open an old chapter that was uploaded. We are systematically stripping out the code as we find it, but we've only made it through about 4 sub-domains and are still working on it, slowly but surely. If you open a chapter and it takes a while, that is just the cleaner working. It may take a few times opening/saving it before the cleaner gets it all, but rest assured, it will be better for it. Code snippets showing in stories - Yes, we are aware of this. Again, it goes back to crap Microsoft code. Two ways to fix - One, the users can do it on their own which we recommend. If they aren't updating they may not know about it, so if reviewing, it may be kind to at least mention it. Two, when our clean up crew gets to that subdomain to check for issues from the old crash, it will be taken care of then. As we are only in Cartoons right now, this is going to take a while. IE & the RTE. IE and the RTE don't always play well together. If you are using IE and get a pop up regarding a script running, select to stop the script and you should be able to continue using it no problem. There have been several threads posted in the Tech Support forum in regards to this so please review these topics first before posting one of your own if you still experience issues despite stopping the script. In other news, starting in March, Manta2g will begin work on getting the new search options integrated. This will take approximately 2 months or so to complete and as soon as it's up and running we will let you know! She has a several stage plan for site improvements over the next 6+ months and as each stage starts, we'll detail what to expect in the news post! New Top Level Category We created this week a new Top Level Category in Books this week for books that are now in Public Domain. Things to keep in mind about this new category: The titles we have listed are not copyrighted anywhere that we have been able to determine. If a title is still copyrighted anywhere in the world, we will not be moving it into this category. Anything posted in the category MUST be based on the book version, not a movie or mini-series. For example, if you are writing an Alice in Wonderland fiction, it must be book based, not mini-series, movie, etc. If something is loaded that is based on something other than the book, it will be deleted immediately. We have run a script to make sure that all stories have the correct disclaimer. For future reference about what is required for the disclaimer in the Public Domain category, please review this news post. New Advertising Programs Launching this week! A new referral program for our existing advertisers! Look for it in the Advertising section! AFF CafePress Store Please take a moment to check out our store, featuring our AFF Calendar and other merchandise with the wonderful designs they provided us! If you see artwork you like but not on an item you are interested in? Send me a PM or e-mail and I will see what we can do! Funding Status Information to exact status is always found on the donations page. Currently, the site has $860.53 stored in PayPal. February's hosting costs are paid and as we have the money to cover March! We have started to amass a small surplus that will allow us to do various upgrades, but again, please keep us in mind if you have some spare cash! Please see the donation page for further information on how. Tech Updates from DemonGoddess Clean up/Sort Update Only 13 stories remaining in Books to be moved and then we can mark Books complete for clean up/sort! We are still working our way through Cartoons and almost done with our visual review of the section. Once that's complete, we will be correcting issues, moving stories as need be etc!
  16. Got a letter and was promised a phone call tmw so long as the guys don't mess it up!!!

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Silly spiky paladin... you're allowed to be heard. Moans, whimpers, sighs... you know!

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Curmudgeonly harrumphs?

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Well, if you must! :rofl:

  17. Please provide us with the fandom, name of the story and your pen name so that we can assist you.
  18. *Melts* I ♥ love letters! "I offer you what I can for a holiday I normally don't celebrate, but actually want to this year. A piece of mind and my heart. Your a wonderful person, a beautiful woman and the person I want to someday, if you'll let me, call you more than just my friend."

    1. BronxWench
    2. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      *shakes his head in disappointment*

    3. DemonGoddess
  19. If you would like to talk specifics in an open forum instead of E-Mailing our ToS team, then we shall. Please note that any time we contact an author for a ToS Violation, we keep a record. Your original disclaimer that earned the warning was the following: You state that this fanfic is posted elsewhere. It does not have the specific wording that we require as per legal advice, ie "This is fiction," "this is a work of fiction," etc. I would also refer you to this news post where it is discussed: http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/topic/17420-site-news-11-6-10/ in specific the final paragraph of the disclaimer information prior to the Calendar Contest info. I've pasted here, but highly recommend you read the entire section about our disclaimer policy. As ShadowKnight said above, ranting in the suggestion area is not the appropriate way to fix the legal system.
  20. While I can understand the viewpoint you are expressing, I can assure you that the disclaimer policy (which is not new in anyway shape or form) is something that we received guidance on from a legal professional as to what is required to keep the site protected as Fan Fiction is murky water to begin with. Needless to say, while views are always appreciated, the lawyer wins out on this one. As for specifying if it's a work of fiction? Well yes, as we have a non-fiction area of the site, it is needed. It's just like every coffee cup you get with hot beverage in it from a fast food chain will say "Caution: Hot!" even though you should know this already. Just like they have to say it, so do we. Welcome to the American legal system.
  21. Next employer that tells me they would prefer a 22 yr old kid with a peice of paper and no experiencce over someone with experience, but no paper, I'm gonna tell to kiss my ass!

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    2. marley_station

      marley_station

      They don't want to pay you what you're worth. They would rather pay the 22yo up to his asshole in student loan debt pennies on the dollar. Face it, it's 21st-century bonded servitude. The Japanese made a really cool movie about that.

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      What marley_station said, basically. Companies who do that are very unprofessional, but that's the way it goes. You just have to keep looking until you find one that still has some common sense.

    4. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      At least you'll have some paper soon enough. :) Until then, look for small family businesses (that are still doing well, meaning they're doing something right) or start your own business of some sort.

      Just one example: A friend pays $150 (probably more now) to a couple to clean his office once a week and it takes them under two hours. They don...

  22. Best Valentines Day present EVER! I got the next two certificates towards becoming a Cardio Kickboxing instructor!

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Congratulations. Also, remind me to stay out of kicking range.

    3. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Awesome. Congratulations.

    4. Onihime

      Onihime

      Congrats Apollo!!

  23. Happy Valentines to all :D Hope if there isn't a someone to treat you well, that you treat yourself well!

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Well, hopefully I'll have the energy to hit the supermarket and get salad stuff. That'll make my day just fine. :)

      You have an awesome one, and good luck keeping your suitors from fighting one another... too hard.

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Seconding Apollo on this... :D

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Seconding FairySlayer on this... :P

  24. Prompt: Slumber Please remember to follow the rules as outlined here: Rules Happy Writing!
  25. Pen Name: Apollo Story link: Prompt: Poppy Type of fic: TwitFic Rating: Adult Fandom: Original Pairing: N/A Warnings: Complete, NoSex
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