Because he couldn't tell the difference between sausage and steak. Why?
(This is even more amusing, when one considers this the reason why Dazzled fought Polly!)
Because avoiding the question displays a brilliant ability to verbally riposte and parry that is unseen amongst the unwashed masses of American dystopian middle classes due to their unwavering belief in mediocrity.
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You think that's bad? I condensed the forum orgy for ease of reading. Word took one look at it, and quit trying before it got half way. Apparently spell check is a prude as well.
I actually have two names on the site, Foeofhtelance and reddragon. I only use the second though, because I lost the name and password combo for the first. Which is why anytime SJ refers to me she does it with two names.