foeofthelance

Because he couldn't tell the difference between sausage and steak. Why? (This is even more amusing, when one considers this the reason why Dazzled fought Polly!)

4015. Just checking.

No that leaves me with more work to do. Are you selfish enough to retire anyway?

because they realized they had forgotten to lay in a supply of fresh meat for said dinosaurs. Why?

Nah, further proof of my worth as a deity. Do you think i should stop claiming to be God?

Guns and Roses (Band)

Becaue they feared the simu'ninjas! Why?

Because the light of the present has yet to illuminate it yet. Why?

4013. Why doesn't the number match the post count?

Because avoiding the question displays a brilliant ability to verbally riposte and parry that is unseen amongst the unwashed masses of American dystopian middle classes due to their unwavering belief in mediocrity. This is not the answer you are looking for?

Because the future is a terrifying and dark place. Why?

Only the Good Die Young (Song)

4011

You think that's bad? I condensed the forum orgy for ease of reading. Word took one look at it, and quit trying before it got half way. Apparently spell check is a prude as well.

I actually have two names on the site, Foeofhtelance and reddragon. I only use the second though, because I lost the name and password combo for the first. Which is why anytime SJ refers to me she does it with two names.

Nah, takes too much time. I just take care of them and dispose of the bodies. I really am going to hell aren't I?

Because it fears change. Why?

Of course! Bring Back My Grissom! Do you think CSI has taught you enough to get away with murder?

Because it is such a simple mind. Why?

3970

Only as long as you're not a Law and Order fan. Are you?

Because when you have an empty liffe, verything makes you feel better. Why?

War of Wrath (Song)

Because every one likes to brag. Why?

Nah, then the world starts to make sense. Is that a good thing?