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I want to say something witty and start a profound, fascinating discussion, but I’m lazy. Someone do it for me.
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At the same time? I approve.
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It’s called “Playing with your food”
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Some days you play with your food, some days your food plays with you.
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I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to do! Not even me!
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I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to do! Not even me!
I sense conflict within you.
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@GeorgeGlass 100% love/hate sexual tension.
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100% love/hate sexual tension.
That’s the way to go. I mean, take Anakin, he embraced this and went on to take a prominent role in the galactic empire.
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Just said my goodbyes to three specialists because they’ve figured out whatever I have is not in their wheelhouses… They’re still not sure exactly what it is, but they’re pretty sure it’s in infectious disease territory now, so yay! Less trips to the big city hopefully! And by next week I should actually be receiving some treatment. Which will be nice. Been going downhill since March, and nobody wanted to treat me before they knew what they were dealing with.
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The worst bit is the doctors serving the sample up with fava beans and chianti.
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@JayDee I did find it a bit peculiar that they kept calling me Clarice.
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Or, if you want to give ‘em a memorable farewell, start reading some AFF to the doctors ….
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I saved a spider from the bathtub twice today. He gets in there and runs frantically at the slippery walls trying to get out. 10 seconds ago i watched him run back in and fall like a kid closing his eyes and running across a busy street.
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Hey, using your cleavage as a snare is a perfectly valid spider-hunting technique.
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@GeorgeGlass I've had enough spiders in the middle of the night drop onto me to know they agree with you.
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Too late. I already Googled it, and I’m now laughing. I also Googled “fabulous mini house for tarantula”. XD
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If you were a demon, just recently raised from the dead, like within the last hour, and knew nothing of the world, where would you go? Inquiring minds and all that.
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Aw, so you’d be more into a demon to cause a bus load of people to suddenly strip? Though if you’re looking for extreme fun, the pervy demon could simply use its powers in various high schools.
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If I know nothing of the world, then I will go to the nearest elementary school, cram myself into one of the tiny chairs, and drool acid on the faux-wood table in front of me while the teacher nervously tries to read us Charlotte’s Web.
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“Man, what a day I had. In show and tell, this demon turned up. Brought in a one tonne Hellhound Pupper. It was still less of a disruption than Cadence McMahon and her ultra-rare Pokemon Go! find.”
“Oh my god! Are you serious? Which Pokemon did she have?”
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New phones always fall on the first day. It’s a universal law. It’s motherfriggin science. If you got a new phone and it didn’t drop the first day, then you’re a witch and you need to stop cheating because it’s not fair.
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@GeorgeGlass Butt cracks might be perfectly acceptable on @CloverReef’s phone, just saying….
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@Desiderius Price There’s no “might” about it. Wink wink. Especially since my artsy friends are such pervs.
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@CloverReef Wise cracks are more than fun here!
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