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  1. Well, the admins of AFF are so skilled they scared the crap out of me.

    The other day I got an update that I would need to verify my email or something to that effect, since the site was at long last coming out of Read Only mode.

    ...only problem was, I received this email at an address I didn’t think you all knew.

     

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Any chance that email was attached to a second account that you had on the site? If that’s the case then BronxWench merged and purged you and thus found your super spy email :lol:

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  2. Only 300 days to HALLOWEEN!  😈

  3. To all those who celebrate… 

    Happy Yule, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Solstice, and if you don’t celebrate anything have a wonderful Friday and Saturday :D  Be safe, and may you have  love and happiness, good health and joy. 

  4. To all those who celebrate… 

    Happy Yule, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Solstice, and if you don’t celebrate anything have a wonderful Friday and Saturday :D  Be safe, and may you have  love and happiness, good health and joy. 

  5. Whoever ordered the bone-chilling, mind-numbing, profoundly unacceptable cold needs to be flogged and tossed in the Wicker Man.

    I checked the weather this morning, and for a moment, I thought perhaps I’d switched to Celsius instead of Fahrenheit, but no. That was really 7°F I saw, with a wind chill of -12°F.

    The corgi, however, loved it. 

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Holy fuck! At those temps I’d build the fucking Wicker Man in the living room! And I won’t complain about our -7°C (that’s 19°F for those who are Celsius-challenged :D

      I’ll send what warm thoughts I have to you, love. :hug:

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  6. Sitting at my desk last night and some movement on the floor to my right caught my attention.  It was a giant spider, lumbering across the floor.  It turned out to be an Australian tarantula, our biggest spider.  The other night it was a foot long lizard.  What the hell is it about my room?

  7. Sitting at my desk last night and some movement on the floor to my right caught my attention.  It was a giant spider, lumbering across the floor.  It turned out to be an Australian tarantula, our biggest spider.  The other night it was a foot long lizard.  What the hell is it about my room?

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I’m beginning to wonder if that makes Melrick a Disney Villain then, or if the lizard and millipede are still enough to keep his Disney Princess status :P  :think:

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  8. Sitting at my desk last night and some movement on the floor to my right caught my attention.  It was a giant spider, lumbering across the floor.  It turned out to be an Australian tarantula, our biggest spider.  The other night it was a foot long lizard.  What the hell is it about my room?

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      But Melrick obviously didn’t want to be friends since he implied that he stomped that tarantula to death :o

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  9. Sitting at my desk last night and some movement on the floor to my right caught my attention.  It was a giant spider, lumbering across the floor.  It turned out to be an Australian tarantula, our biggest spider.  The other night it was a foot long lizard.  What the hell is it about my room?

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      That confirms it! Melrick is an evil Disney Princess, since apparently he stomped the giant spider :dancegirl2:

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  10. Sitting at my desk last night and some movement on the floor to my right caught my attention.  It was a giant spider, lumbering across the floor.  It turned out to be an Australian tarantula, our biggest spider.  The other night it was a foot long lizard.  What the hell is it about my room?

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Sorry, not sorry! :D  I mean, if the shoe fits… or in this case a footlong lizard and a giant tarantula…. :P  

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  11. Sitting at my desk last night and some movement on the floor to my right caught my attention.  It was a giant spider, lumbering across the floor.  It turned out to be an Australian tarantula, our biggest spider.  The other night it was a foot long lizard.  What the hell is it about my room?

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

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      BronxWench

      Nature loves you! :lol: 

      Wait! Wait! Are we discovering that Melrick is actually a Disney Princess?!!!   :twirl:

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  12. Sitting at my desk last night and some movement on the floor to my right caught my attention.  It was a giant spider, lumbering across the floor.  It turned out to be an Australian tarantula, our biggest spider.  The other night it was a foot long lizard.  What the hell is it about my room?

  13. I am so fucking tired of double shifts.  ugh

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      It always amazes me that these insane shift loads are even legal :hug: doubly so if you don’t get paid for the extra work. 

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  14. I’m think I’m going to try water fowl next year

    Duck or Goose. Hmm…

    I suppose they shouldn’t be too different? Maybe oiler? Anyone have either?

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      If I ever have the option of trying swan, I’m jumping on that chance :D  Swans are protected up here, and I don’t think anyone’s ever thought of eating them up here, but I’m all for pretending I’m a 16th century French royal gorging on some swan :D  

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  15. The happiest of birthdays to @DemonGoddess, and here’s hoping you won’t be working all the hours of the day today. :wub: :hug: :birthday::cheers: :bday:

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Happy Birthday, @DemonGoddess Hope you have a wonderful day, and will have some time for yourself to celebrate. :hug: :bday:  :party: :birthday: :twirl:

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  16. Woo! AFF good luck charm strikes again! I got the job :D

    Hm… How do I donate?

  17. Worst horror story of the week: MONDAY!

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Jason Momoa made Monday tolerable by posting his bare butt on Instagram… so there is that… :D  :kittenexclaim:  :kittenpurr:

       

      Edit: Because apparently I don’t know how to spell Jason Momoa’s name :P  

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  18. Rest in peace, Robbie Coltrane...

  19. For sale, one left leg, slightly used, going cheap… gimpy left hip included… :dots:

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      But you have to accept the gimpy left hip with the leg, Melrick, so it might be a questionable trade. :D

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  20. For sale, one left leg, slightly used, going cheap… gimpy left hip included… :dots:

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I like Desi’s idea… quarter the hacker and we can all replace the gimpy bits :D  

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  21. Caught the ass hat hacker in the act…..  The ass is a member and targeting the story manager story info update. Restored the db from an earlier clone and have now laid a trap….

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      We’re going to need an extra special wicker man for this ass hat, aren’t we? :fthrower:

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  22. @manta2g Thank you for the Birthday present! haha! I kid I kid. Sincerely thank you as rest of the mods as well.

    Going to enjoy my birthday :D <3

  23. affdonate.pngStory manager rewrite 25% done & new donations plug image.

  24. That awkward moment when you see a “Report notification” for the first time in weeks and think to yourself “Oh, there’s someone reporting something.” and then it creeps up on you… I am the moderator and it’s my job to deal with that. (We're not mentioning that I’m also the one who made the damned spam report!)

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      See, this is why I was smart, made myself the resident Neko, and now they can’t get rid of me, so they give me shiny stuffs to keep me quiet, and less bitey :D  

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