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Dreams are weird. This thing could rupture universes by will alone and cause stars to supernova by looking at them. Its galaxies were breathtaking works of art. Somehow it knew I pitied it and that pity was an insult. For all its power it just didn’t have that spark required for life. Like having all the ingredients for a recipe but still somehow missing a vital component. Sorta like wanting to make a pizza but not having an oven. It said life was pointless but I’ve never known the answer so inherently. I said the point of life was to live. That it had no right to insult even a single living cell. Since they just by existing were doing what they were meant to. Its worlds were beautiful. In a sad sorta away for the one thing they all had in common was that they were devoid of life and always would be. It is the height of tragedy that all that beauty and breathtaking views were for it and it alone. And I couldn’t help but pity it.

Thomas the Rimmer – a re-telling of the ballard of Thomas the Rhymer where the Queen of Elfland gets her asshole licked a lot.

An Old God so nearly free decides to not break free of its prison but rather bends the bars just a bit and uses its tentacles for some fun. To the dismay of the monastery and its clergy. With the nunnery nearby sure to be visited next. The Lord of Hatred possesses one of his cultists and woos an avowed demon hunter determined to kill him and his cult. Mixing business with pleasure has always held certain risks. Unicorns wage war on vampires The god of war is tricked by his lover the goddess of love into seducing his most favored warrior a father discovers his only child is a possessive demon. the cruelty of children mixed with raw demonic power A princess gets bored so she charms a dragon into abducting her chaste, courtly love knight protector A virus turns all androids and robots into sex crazed machines while its up to sexbots to save their creators from an orgasmic fate. Games no longer are mere games but objects of life or death as even friendly games of chess or checkers results in the death of the losers. Deimiurges rush to complete a universe on time as the deadline approaches. Harem wars. A world where one’s harem size determines their power. A lesbian is cursed with the power to seduce any man is encountered by a gay man cursed with the ability to seduce any woman. Each with the ability the other craves. With Ragnarok fast approaching Hel goes fuck that and takes her siblings to the mortal world to live happily as mostly human. Mostly functional family. Freya provokes the ire of Aphrodite and this time no mere golden apple is going to cut it. Hera, Queen of the gods leaves Olympus for the mortal world where she unexpectantly meets the god of divorce. Aliens invade earth only to discover that lust is contagious. bored as hell the god of destruction tries to create something for once. An elder god decides to save the world despite the small fleshy things on it seemingly determined to destroy it. There is a secret war behind the scenes as people with their own private dimensions. These lords and Ladies of their own demesnes try to absorb each other holdings because only one can have their own complete world. While others are content to enjoy their own personal fragments of one. Only werewolves can find their one true love. Since they are the only beings capable of seeing the invisible threads of fates that binds two people together. Turns out gods are real, the latest tech makes it abundantly clear… And then the gods take notice.