Tonight, Praetor joins the hunt… That intro made more sense for the Halloween special. Anyways, I am ready to elevate my status from one of the nameless lurkers to worst of the contributing bunch. Behold! The product of a Monster fueled writing session late in the night, inspired by a Christmas song I heard on the radio, research done hastily in the process on reddit, while also watching anime on Hulu. Questionable and weighty issues are brought up, and then ignored because this is ultimately a senseless smut fic of dubious quality with a Holiday filter. It was unasked for, it is unearned, and now, it is ready (as it’ll ever be) for consumption.
Title: A Most Peculiar Burglar
Summary: Santa, re-imagined as a busty descendant, visits the home of a soldier on Christmas Day.
Tags: MF, AFFO, Challenge Fic, HJ, Oral, One Shot