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::takes daft one’s car to be inspected:: Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the car? BW: Almost done, but babe, they need to replace the muffler. It’s all banged up and loose, like you backed into something, or someone backed into you… Daft one: Oh, yeah. I backed into something. BW: This is why I love our mechanic, who takes the daft one in stride.

If I keep watching these anime things, I’m going to learn selected bits of Japanese by exposure, but everything I learn will just make me sound like some Japanese version of Papa Lazarou. i.e. “You’re mine now.” “You belong to me.” “It’s quite swollen.” “Don’t worry… I’ll enjoy myself.” “That’s a nice moan you have.” All I need do is learn how to say: “You’re my wife now, Dave!” and “Where’s the toilet?” and the transformation will be complete.

I could answer #2 but it looks like you’re abandoning it. But the answer to #3 is no lol