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The Boy Who Ate Shit And... Part 1! A story that may leave a bad taste in the mouth! Where Nymphadora Necrophilia proved inexplicably popular, this one'll prove inexplicable! Good thing I don't take the star ratings to heart - first rating was within 10-12 hits and for one star. I'd be willing to bet they didn't read it, just saw the title and codes and BAM! Heh. Anyway, a review: Nooooooo! I mean, thank you for the review! I suspect reviewing may be a little constipated on this one so getting any comment is cool, and you're really kind with your praise for Bellatrix' vilness but Noooooo! You shouldn't put yourself through something like this if you don't have too! You'd just end up feeling wiped out Poor Harry, indeed. Us fanfic writers have put him through so much. Though at least I didn't change his name to Drake Quaksforth and move him to a single man-mother's hostel in New York. Though that may come in an AU. But where did Bellatrix learn the Brown Arts? Is Harry the the kind of Potty to take Bellatrix' breakfast kneeling down? Or will he wreak his terrible miasmatic revenge? Find out only in part number 2! Or possible also in part 3 if I run out of words.

I would certainly hope so XD

And magus is adept at hijacking posts himself. Not that we've spanked him for it, either (only because he wants us to).