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White Snow, Red Snow, Yellow Snow
QuoteFrom ANON - Beeeeeeezzzzleeee the petverted little cat on November 10, 2021
Hi! Thanks for trying to review, but unfortunately it’s showing blank so I don’t know if you were going to be negative, positive or a mixture of both
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Well. It’s October. I got nothing worth a damn. Hardly have any ideas. Forgot how to write. Even reading is proving tough to maintain concentration. But, here:
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A vampire suffers from low self esteem because the others are all Counts while he is just a local squire.
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An exhibitionist finds themselves trapped amongst the deaf, mute, and blind.
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After a particularly heavy session on Arthur Guinness’s finest, The Dullahan wakes up to find his head has married one sister and his body has married the other, and they hate the sight of each other. His hungover horse says “I did say nay.”
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A user splits Microsoft’s One Note into two notes and the resulting energy release scours the surface of the Earth clean of life, except for a group of deep miners who emerge into the smoking ruins of the world.
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A supervillain launches a diabolical scheme to turn all the world’s porn furry.
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As the heat death of the universe finally winds down to stillness at the end of all things, a stillness that cannot even truly be called eternal for eternity requires the passage of time and even time will end, Valve releases Half-Life 3
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The abandoned Mars Rovers return…. and they are HORNY.
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The oddest sentence I got was one Neptunian year in prison for that incident where I offended the ambassador and nearly caused a solar system wide war
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You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Moisture Farm…
QuoteFrom ANON - Jon sindelar on October 18, 2021
I just couldn't believe that Luke raped leia forced
Incest is a sex crime why write such a horrible story
Thank you for your comment. It’s definitely not the best written Star Wars storyline. Though possibly still better than anything in The Phantom Menace with Jar Jar. I wrote it as a request for someone. I don’t think they ever reviewed it.
Incest between consenting adults with no difference in power or control levels (and not having kids because jesus christ look at some of the aristocratic families) oughta probably be nobody’s interest but their own. Not that that’s what is shown here of course, this one’s rapey.
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For the Honour of The Slytherin
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From ANON - New on October 21, 2021
Go to hell, you disgusting paedophile
Well… this is an odd comment. I’m certainly going to Hell if such a place exists, and I am disgusting, but I’ve no interest in children and have never written minor1 stories, or any minor2 stories with characters under 16 –and as I’ve got older I’ve tended away from writing stories with even 16-17 year old characters, although this one was written back when I was a lot closer in age to the characters. I can only assume that this comment came from someone who masturbated so furiously over a story featuring actual children that, having blown a prostate-punishing load into their own eyes, they accidentally clicked the wrong story to comment on during the waves of post-orgasmic guilt.
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The Crushing of Cassie Cage
QuoteFrom ANON - Nice on October 08, 2021
Nice comment! Thank you!
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Mindy's Revenge
QuoteFrom ANON - on July 20, 2021
Mindy is psychotic
Thanks for the comment! Yes, yes she is!
QuoteFrom ANON - on July 20, 2021
Mindy deserved to get her brain mulched by the lead slug
The best shot of Chief Wiggum’s career! Entirely unintentionally. Thanks for your comment
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On 10/7/2021 at 12:08 PM, Desiderius Price said:
I’m guessing spam (the least nefarious idea), and you definitely should NOT follow those links, wherever they may lead is likely a place you don’t want to go.
*Clicks link*
“OH MY GOD! JERSEY CITY!”
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I came back to about 30. Have been through deleting. Like others, I do prefer keeping my anonymous reviews open!
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23 hours ago, SirGeneralSir said:
Awesome feedback everyone.
This is the actual current description that I was going with for the elf girl, it more or less was the same way for the other two women with slight detail changes.
“Janina, a young elf with blond hair that was always tied up into a folded ponytail bun, stood at just over six feet tall and had green eyes that were sharper than any dagger. Her green top gently hugged her athletic body, her fair sized breasts pressing against the fabric were the envy of many women, as were her strong toned legs hidden by a pair of grey pants that held on to her round shapely buttocks.
Only once did anyone ever try to force her to do something she didn't want to. She had the man pinned to the wall with a spell and a blue fire ball in her hand ready to kill the poor drunk.
After he had pissed his pants, she smiled at him and told him it was time to go home before he gets into any more trouble, to which he quickly paid his tab and ran home. Janina simply returned to work while the entire tavern was dead silent, not one person taking their eyes off her until she asked if anyone needed another drink.”
Small voice from the back: “Couple of large jugs…. of wine please.”
As a disgusting pornographer with almost no fictional morals I say ‘No problem! Go with whatever makes ya happy Porn boobily and make the breast of it!” but I feel like reddit’s MenWritingWomen subreddit and possibly wider groups would react to the above with much the same level of hospitality showed by the maenads to Orpheus. You could alway counterbalance it with description of the man,
“The sot’s undersized cock twitched in his breaches like a distressed otter, spraying his fear from a tiny slit shaped strangely like the dry lips of the old preacher. An jagged scar near the base told of the time he’d tried urinating in a Pike filled river, meanwhile his alcohol-damaged testicles hung loosely in a hairy sack that grew damp in the voided trickle.”
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On 7/5/2021 at 7:03 AM, Desiderius Price said:
Could be worse.
Them: Can you write a Harry Potter/Game of Thrones crossover?
Me: No.
Them: Can you write a Harry Potter/Game of Thrones crossover?
Me: No
Them: Can you write a Harry Potter/Game of Thrones crossover?
It’s like, can’t they read the first response?“Fuck you, you cunts!”
“Gosh Harry, you’re talking like a local already.”
“CUNTS!”
“Yes, you are too Luna.”
- BronxWench, InvidiaRed, Wilde_Guess and 1 other
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From ANON - Cct61 sorry to see the story end was fun to read on July 02, 2021
Thank you for your comment, I’m really glad you found it fun! The character show up in some of my other stories if you’d like to read more of them. I always felt this one needed a final ‘cap off’ chapter to finish it properly, but never got around to it. Thank you again!
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I also agree with this comment! I know it’s been a year since y’all did anything, but hopefully you’ll get back into it.
I guess I’d take a break from the main bunker and follow the Doctor’s adventures for a chapter or so, establishing a new base, finding new shoes, maybe meeting some wacky out-of-their-depth
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18 hours ago, Guest Eris said:
Just finished the latest chapter.
It. Was. BEAUTIFUL.
I agree with this comment!
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On 6/23/2021 at 8:23 AM, Ditmag said:
I got my first review! And it was good! Plus an email of appreciation from someone else a few days ago. I’m glad someone likes it. I’m both proud of it and cringing over it. Is that normal when you write for public consumption?
It is!
Sometimes someone’s emailed saying how much a particular gutting or whatever got them off and I go “...ok then.”
Mostly I just get “I loved your story [no details]. Could you write [Random fetish I’ve never heard of involving illegal, illogical, and occasionally physically imposible acts] featuring [random fandom characters] and Hinata out of Naruto?”
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I dunno if I’ll manage anything. I only did last year by re-working a half-assed story I’d already started on, and I’ve barely done anything writing-wise since January. Good luck to all who do tho’ and I’ll check out any without the minor1 tags!
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1 hour ago, Sparrow said:
Guh, because of course you did. I must be the only person who played that game as someone who just hit things with a big hammer.
My first playthrough was the same big-axe good-guy Orc I try to create for all of them – responding to dark brotherhood recruitment attempt by twatting Astrid and so on – but i played the stealth archer build everyone was on about later for sure!
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35 minutes ago, Desiderius Price said:
Think I spent way too much time playing that game. Preferred the stealth/sniper build myself, and got annoyed at mandatory companions who’d ring every doorbell, set off every trap, and push me over cliffs.
When you start praying to the Night Mother for a contract on the heavy footed fuck alerting every Falmer in Blackreach that you’re there to loot their shit.
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6 minutes ago, Desiderius Price said:
Jar Jar Binks meets Dragon Priest?
They’d treat him worse than the Argonians up in Windhelm!
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I’ve commented a few times that multi chapter stories seem to get more hits overall because they get a boost from being pushed back to the front page each time the oneshots don’t get. If you guys mean Skyrim: Plaything as the Skyrim story – that’s had 36 chapters for 12k hits which works out (average only!) 333 hits a chapter from folks clicking on the front page which is still impressive and more than most of mine ever did but possibly not as intimidating a comparison as it looks.
...I gotta do a Skyrim story sometime. I got Morrowind, I got Oblivion… including Jar Jar Binks crossover request bah.
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21 hours ago, Sparrow said:
I don’t know how useful keeping track of dragon prints are- I used to get loads of hits on pastebins I hardly showed anyone, and I realised the numbers were just getting inflated by bots combing the site.
I wish to apologise to everybody if reading my porn is what causes SkyNet to try to exterminate us all.
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Flicking through Unleash the Beast comparing the above has had me thinking a second part would be cool, Hermione back to Hogwarts not long before her 17th Birthday, ends up spending the night in Hagrid’s hut and seducing the cowardly Fang, who for the purposes of the pwp would have some magic in his bloodline is still frisky at senior dog stage… eh.
Got this idea of some dogs of magic infused that breed litters of puppies with witches, a secret group called the Union of the Knot, with only one or rarely two puppies out of each little also able to carry on a magical rather than non magical bloodline. There should have been a witch with Fang back in ‘89 or so, but the candidate turned out not to be able to get through his basica cowardice, perhaps scaring him due to personality conflict. Hermione’s the second effort, having been unknowingly observed with Saxon in part 1, they arrange for her to find herself alone with Fang for the night, and then the next morning one of them is making breakfast when she wakes up caked in dried sperm and strongly smelling of dog sex, and explains she’s now likely pregnant, that the pregnancy enhances her own fertility – maybe a suggestion that Fang’s grandmother was Molly, another member of the Union...
Yes, this is some fucked up shit, but the first story was popular and turning it around a bit so Hermione is the seducer rather than the other way round, and adding in the pregnancy angle (some kinda magic to hide it while she’s carrying I guess) would be something new. I dunno, I feel like I probably won’t get it written but it’s nice to plan stuff and feel ideas form…
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Oh, yeah, those rating bombs were not great. Only happened to one of my stories – went from like 4 stars/30 votes where it had been for months to over 100 votes overnight and 1 star. I tended not to pay a lot of attention to ratings, but it still kinda sucked.
A like button would be pretty good -might need to be tied to accounts tho’ like on Twitter, to reduce fake boosting (probably not all the way but some of the way!) I feel like it’s unlikely
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I just assume they don’t like my stories! But, seriously, dragon prints can be a reasonable guide, especially if they keep going up loads on new parts.
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Sorry for the slow reply! Thank you for the review. I’ve recently found out some of my stories inadvertantly cause petrification so it may have been a turning to stone rather than arousal! Ahem, I recently saw an episode of a show that had Helena Bonham Carter’s blood-spattered character suffering with constipation on a toilet through a musical-fantasy sequence and it inexplicably reminded me of writing this filth. Funny old world.