dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Do you think it's a good idea to watch CNN naked? I didn't think they made them that size! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Want to go with me to see the fifty foot Oreo cookie on display at the county fair? Do not underestimate the power of the dark side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Why do you think we all love Snape so much? Just hose him down, he'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 How do I clean my Rickman-in-a-box? Anytime, anywhere, anyway he wants it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Alan Rickman called and he wants you. Are you up for it? Beer, wine and scotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Which alcoholic drinks can Nympho not stand? I like gin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Is it true that gin is drunk only by little old ladies and sailors? One more won't kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Should I really have another shot of S&M? Why does that sound wrong no matter how I phrase it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Did you just say you wanted Kevin Costner? It is the size of boat that counts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 How do we decide how many people we can take on this cruise? I'm just that flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Why don't you need a back-scratcher? That changes everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Anderson Cooper is going to be there.... Only if I get the first piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Can we share that chocolate covered Snape? Its just a little one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Aren't you going to SHARE that chocolate covered elf with me? You're right, we'll use rasins instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 If you use peanuts on the chocolate covered elves, won't some people have allergic reactions? If it'll fit, go ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 If I snuck down to LA and kidnapped Jonny Depp, would I be able to smuggle him home in my suitcase? Because the elves are terrified and there aren't enough jelly beans to go around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Why can't I go into Mirkwood by myself? It blew up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Why is there smoke rising from the Snapy-bot website? Because too many people tried to get in his pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Why is Alan Rickman just walking around in his boxers? Oh yeah, I'd love some of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 You want some of this chocolate body paint that everybody keeps giving me? Only under extreme conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Is it ok for me to call your mother a hole. Whore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Did you hear what Nympho tried to do to Alan Rickman? That qualifies as a fetish you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Do you think I'd look good in a kilt and Fozzie propeller beany? Way hey and away we go! Donkey Riding Donkey Riding! Way hey and away we go! Riding on a donkey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 What do you sing to a gal to get her in the mood? Naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 So this is where my cock goes? 20 seconds of pleasure, 24 months of micro surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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