redsliver Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 What're you doing to my German shepherd? Caught her in bed with my best friend, my brother and my Burmese python. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Why aren't you talking to your mom lately? I bitchslapped her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 What happened when you met Ann Colter? (sp?) There's nothing redeeming about that kind of a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Why don't you read Mary Sue? No, it's a little farther down and to the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChibiShiva Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 So, did I hit the G-spot this time? A knife and chocolate spread is all I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 What are you going to do with all those naked elves? No, they're all for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 will you share one of those naked elves? Forget how, can you get it out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 How do I get out of this dead-end job and into a meaningful career? Help me I'm having a bad 1980's flashback! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 What's with all the screaming? MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Could I possibly borrow your nail clippers for a moment? But he was just covered in the stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 But we haven't had the red paints out today. And it tastes so sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Did you know ethylene glycol is used to de-ice planes? Swallow, or its going in your eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 What do you say to your kids to get them to take their medicine? You make that sound like it's a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Are you a Snape addict? I'd rather give Dobby a handjob. (bug bomb fumes, I don't care what they say you shouldn't enter the house for at least 6 hours after setting one of those buggers off!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 So do you have a fixation with Snape here? Nice try, but no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 would you like a Vodka martini? blowjobs from the blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 What are you going to call your new charity? Maybe after a few tequila slammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 When are you going for your next prenatal checkup? Only if the bridge is closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Do we have to swim to San francisco? its big, it's warm, it's pulsating and its not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 What keeps jabbing me in the back? I thought I was playing a different game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Do I have to explain to you how to play strip poker again? For the same price you can get two hotdogs and a can of spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 How much is it going to run me for just the two Taiwanese children? Stop! No, go back and come up with another world conquering scheme. You can do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Do you think I can take over the world by installing Republicans in every government and let them run every government into the ground? Not really, but I'll bet that Melody Fate would be interested, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Want to go get drunk and go cruising for seventh graders? Eight hundred kilos of finely cut Columbian white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 What is the one thing we need for a good weekend? cocoa beans and strawberries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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