Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 How many people told you my story sucked? That's okay, I'll do better next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 what were the real last words Jesus said on the cross? over three hundred years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 How long do you think it'll be before people stop being so damned stupid? The best thing to do is to play golf durring a lightning storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 What did you tell George W. Bush to improve his golf game? Oh God, not him again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Is that Tim LaBouf? I really don't think that's what he meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 He said "bite me" and I did so what's the problem? Chocolate flavored massage oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 What's an acceptable substitute for melted chocolate when one finds oneself in possession of an elf? Only if you don't have any marshmallow fluff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Is it all right for me to cover Snapes in carmel sauce? Quit worrying, you can take a shower when you're done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Honey? Why honey? I'll get all sticky..... Because my husband is home you idot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Why don't you want to play cover-the-elves-in-chocolate with me? Personally, I hope he'll want to join us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 What do we do if Snape shows up? Oooh, a threesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Guess what we're doing for your Birthday? As long as I can be on top! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Would you do it with anyone besides Alan Rickman? Under advice from my lawyer, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 What were you doing climbing Alan Rickman's fence? Oh yeah baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Do you want to go on a Snapes hunt? You'd better let me handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Yeah, that's right baby, you like it don't you? I have lost all of my pride as a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 What's with the dress? Only with Harry/Snape fics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 So do you enjoy BDSM fics too? I liked it until the trolls came along and mercilessly stomped on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 How do you feel about your new billy goat fetish fic? No, I can't say that I have.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Have you ever wondered how they get the caramel in the caramilk bar? Very very strong coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 What will it take to get you to go to midnight X-Men triple feature at the drive-in with me? I did it once, but I don't recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Do you like bungie jumping naked? That's sounds a bit too kinky for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Have you read that new vermo fic yet? I'm afraid you've missed the boat on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Is this the line for Titanic? I promise I'll be very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Why should Alan Rickman have sex with you? All right, but I want five thousand dollars in small, unmarked bills first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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