Nanaea Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Welcome to the AFF Women's Correctional Facility. Here's your new "uniform." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Why didn't Nanea give an answer? (Glad you liked it Dazz! ) Oh, but you will do it, or else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 But do I have to be in a Nick Nolte movie? Apple crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 (Because it's late and I'm getting careless) What's the best way to bribe me? Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 So, how do I get to your house again? But it was the best ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 You had sex with Tom Cruise? But he's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Can you fix me up with your brother? It was the dog, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Who ate the carpet? Barbie had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 I made it in my toilet, do you like it? Everything tastes better afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Is there a particular reason why you're brushing your teeth with cheese? It's all because of those tiny scrubbing bubbles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Why is your toilet moving? That part wasn't in my history text book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Is it true that Ghengis Khan died at age 78 while screwing his then-new 13-year-old 10th wife? Answer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi and the energizer bunny? Lets not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Should we tell anyone about our fully fuctional Alan Rickman android? Bite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 What is the most effective line to use on a vampire? That's a tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 What did you think of Snakes on a Plane? My Snape-bot keeps trying to avada me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 How do you know you've over-used your Snape-bot? He must have died in shipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 What happened to my Rickman-in-a-box? *purrs loudly* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 How was that night you spent with Mr. Rickman? *faints* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 What if I told you I had the power to give you a night with Alan Rickman and Professor Snape at the same time? *growls and pounces* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Did you want these tickets to Alan Rickman Presents: Snape's Magic Wand? If you wear a scarlet Johanson mask, I'll post a video of you taking a dump on youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Does Nympho want the chocolate covered Snape? Does she? Go get 'em! I think suspenders are sexy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 From where, exactly, does your obsession with Urkel come from? If you're going to dangle chocolate covered Snape in front of me, don't blame me for what happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 What happened to redsliver's hand?? that's going to stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Whatdaya think about dipping Snape in caramel sauce instead of chocolate? That's an incredibly stimulating thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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