dazzledfirestar Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 would you be willing to be in the new Girls Gone Wild video? Perhaps if you pull it back a bit and grease it. Quote
quamp Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 How do I fix that squeaky hinge? That's very welcome news to me. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 So, did you hear Ann Coulter got hit by a bus? Yeah, but if you want it, you'd better be very good to me! Quote
Nanaea Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 Is that your last chocolate covered elf? Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 Hi, you are live on national TV, is there anyting you would like to say to the nation? he drowned in the fishtank. Quote
quamp Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 Why is Ann Coulter's S.O. looking so blue? Oh shit. Quote
redsliver Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Isn't that your mother dyking out Ann Coulter? Gah! They clearly prefer to be called queers. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 So, I was thinking we should name those two guys next door, "The resident gay couple, what do you think?" Sure, go ahead, and when you're finished, I'll watch your ass get kicked. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Would it be a good idea to ask Tommy Lee if he has welcomed Jesus into his life? Head banging will do that to you. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 why don't i remember the last six months? took out a whole chunk of hair. Quote
quamp Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 What happened when you told that boy to stop chewing gum and he stuck it in your hair? Something here doesn't quite add up. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 what did the accountant say when he took a look at Encon oil's books? a whole continent went missing overnight. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 What happened when God let loose for a night? Pinot Grigio is probably your best bet. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 What do I drink when I'm just looking for a slight buzz? Erm... I don't think that goes there. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 Does this fridge look like it'll fit through the bedroom door? If you polish it, it might just look like real gold. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 Do you like the wedding bands we picked out? Right after we have the Easter Egg hunt. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 When do we get to dig into the rabbit stew? It does look a little gooey. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 Do you really expect me to eat JellyBean stew? But it comes with wall-to-wall carpeting and a years subscription to Readers Digest. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 Do you really expect me to buy Larry-King-in-a-box? It's just a bit of wind! Quote
quamp Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 PHEW! What's that smell in here? >Cough!< >Hack!< >Wheeze!< Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 What noise does a dying giraffe make? They wouldn't dare! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Do you think some people might object to being sold in boxes? Oh, to hell with that, let's go for it! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Do you want to drive to mexico for some tequila? No comment Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 So, what's this I hear about you, Snapes, Gambit, the army of chocolate covered elves, and that weekend in Tiawana? It's not like we ended up in jail or anything. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 (That was brilliant Melody! ) Do you think we could drive around throwing chocolate bunnies at people? Orange isn't really my color. Quote
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