Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 How many people told you my story sucked? That's okay, I'll do better next time. Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 what were the real last words Jesus said on the cross? over three hundred years Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 How long do you think it'll be before people stop being so damned stupid? The best thing to do is to play golf durring a lightning storm. Quote
quamp Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 What did you tell George W. Bush to improve his golf game? Oh God, not him again! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Is that Tim LaBouf? I really don't think that's what he meant. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 He said "bite me" and I did so what's the problem? Chocolate flavored massage oil. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 What's an acceptable substitute for melted chocolate when one finds oneself in possession of an elf? Only if you don't have any marshmallow fluff. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Is it all right for me to cover Snapes in carmel sauce? Quit worrying, you can take a shower when you're done. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Honey? Why honey? I'll get all sticky..... Because my husband is home you idot! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Why don't you want to play cover-the-elves-in-chocolate with me? Personally, I hope he'll want to join us. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 What do we do if Snape shows up? Oooh, a threesome! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Guess what we're doing for your Birthday? As long as I can be on top! Quote
quamp Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Would you do it with anyone besides Alan Rickman? Under advice from my lawyer, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 What were you doing climbing Alan Rickman's fence? Oh yeah baby! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 Do you want to go on a Snapes hunt? You'd better let me handle it. Quote
redsliver Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 Yeah, that's right baby, you like it don't you? I have lost all of my pride as a man. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 What's with the dress? Only with Harry/Snape fics. Quote
quamp Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 So do you enjoy BDSM fics too? I liked it until the trolls came along and mercilessly stomped on it. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 How do you feel about your new billy goat fetish fic? No, I can't say that I have.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 Have you ever wondered how they get the caramel in the caramilk bar? Very very strong coffee Quote
Nanaea Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 What will it take to get you to go to midnight X-Men triple feature at the drive-in with me? I did it once, but I don't recommend it. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 Do you like bungie jumping naked? That's sounds a bit too kinky for me Quote
quamp Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 Have you read that new vermo fic yet? I'm afraid you've missed the boat on that one. Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 Is this the line for Titanic? I promise I'll be very good. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 Why should Alan Rickman have sex with you? All right, but I want five thousand dollars in small, unmarked bills first. Quote
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