dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Do you think it's a good idea to watch CNN naked? I didn't think they made them that size!
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Want to go with me to see the fifty foot Oreo cookie on display at the county fair? Do not underestimate the power of the dark side.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Why do you think we all love Snape so much? Just hose him down, he'll be fine.
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 How do I clean my Rickman-in-a-box? Anytime, anywhere, anyway he wants it!
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Alan Rickman called and he wants you. Are you up for it? Beer, wine and scotch.
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Which alcoholic drinks can Nympho not stand? I like gin!
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Is it true that gin is drunk only by little old ladies and sailors? One more won't kill you.
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Should I really have another shot of S&M? Why does that sound wrong no matter how I phrase it?
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Did you just say you wanted Kevin Costner? It is the size of boat that counts
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 How do we decide how many people we can take on this cruise? I'm just that flexible.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Why don't you need a back-scratcher? That changes everything.
Nanaea Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Anderson Cooper is going to be there.... Only if I get the first piece.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Can we share that chocolate covered Snape? Its just a little one.
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Aren't you going to SHARE that chocolate covered elf with me? You're right, we'll use rasins instead.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 If you use peanuts on the chocolate covered elves, won't some people have allergic reactions? If it'll fit, go ahead.
Guest Pherazen Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 If I snuck down to LA and kidnapped Jonny Depp, would I be able to smuggle him home in my suitcase? Because the elves are terrified and there aren't enough jelly beans to go around.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Why can't I go into Mirkwood by myself? It blew up!
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Why is there smoke rising from the Snapy-bot website? Because too many people tried to get in his pants.
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Why is Alan Rickman just walking around in his boxers? Oh yeah, I'd love some of that!
Guest Nympho Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 You want some of this chocolate body paint that everybody keeps giving me? Only under extreme conditions.
redsliver Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Is it ok for me to call your mother a hole. Whore!
dazzledfirestar Posted September 3, 2006 Report Posted September 3, 2006 Did you hear what Nympho tried to do to Alan Rickman? That qualifies as a fetish you know.
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Do you think I'd look good in a kilt and Fozzie propeller beany? Way hey and away we go! Donkey Riding Donkey Riding! Way hey and away we go! Riding on a donkey...
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 What do you sing to a gal to get her in the mood? Naturally.
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 So this is where my cock goes? 20 seconds of pleasure, 24 months of micro surgery
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