Answers First

[Nanaea]

Welcome to the AFF Women's Correctional Facility. Here's your new "uniform."

[Guest Melody Fate]

Why didn't Nanea give an answer?

(Glad you liked it Dazz! )

Oh, but you will do it, or else!

[dazzledfirestar]

But do I have to be in a Nick Nolte movie?

Apple crisp

[Nanaea]

(Because it's late and I'm getting careless)

What's the best way to bribe me?

Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.

[Guest Melody Fate]

So, how do I get to your house again?

But it was the best ever!

[dazzledfirestar]

You had sex with Tom Cruise?

But he's gay.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Can you fix me up with your brother?

It was the dog, I swear.

[dazzledfirestar]

Who ate the carpet?

Barbie had one.

[redsliver]

I made it in my toilet, do you like it?

Everything tastes better afterwards.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Is there a particular reason why you're brushing your teeth with cheese?

It's all because of those tiny scrubbing bubbles!

[dazzledfirestar]

Why is your toilet moving?

That part wasn't in my history text book!

[quamp]

Is it true that Ghengis Khan died at age 78 while screwing his then-new 13-year-old 10th wife?

Answer:

[dazzledfirestar]

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi and the energizer bunny?

Lets not.

[Guest Nympho]

Should we tell anyone about our fully fuctional Alan Rickman android?

Bite me.

[dazzledfirestar]

What is the most effective line to use on a vampire?

That's a tragedy.

[Guest Nympho]

What did you think of Snakes on a Plane?

My Snape-bot keeps trying to avada me.

[dazzledfirestar]

How do you know you've over-used your Snape-bot?

He must have died in shipping.

[Guest Nympho]

What happened to my Rickman-in-a-box?

*purrs loudly*

[dazzledfirestar]

How was that night you spent with Mr. Rickman?

*faints*

[Guest Nympho]

What if I told you I had the power to give you a night with Alan Rickman and Professor Snape at the same time?

*growls and pounces*

[redsliver]

Did you want these tickets to Alan Rickman Presents: Snape's Magic Wand?

If you wear a scarlet Johanson mask, I'll post a video of you taking a dump on youtube.

[dazzledfirestar]

Does Nympho want the chocolate covered Snape? Does she? Go get 'em!

I think suspenders are sexy!

[Guest Nympho]

From where, exactly, does your obsession with Urkel come from?

If you're going to dangle chocolate covered Snape in front of me, don't blame me for what happens!

[dazzledfirestar]

What happened to redsliver's hand??

that's going to stain.

[Guest Nympho]

Whatdaya think about dipping Snape in caramel sauce instead of chocolate?

That's an incredibly stimulating thought.