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[dazzledfirestar]

would you be willing to be in the new Girls Gone Wild video?

Perhaps if you pull it back a bit and grease it.

[quamp]

How do I fix that squeaky hinge?

That's very welcome news to me.

[Guest Melody Fate]

So, did you hear Ann Coulter got hit by a bus?

Yeah, but if you want it, you'd better be very good to me!

[Nanaea]

Is that your last chocolate covered elf?

Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic.

[englishwitch]

Hi, you are live on national TV, is there anyting you would like to say to the nation?

he drowned in the fishtank.

[quamp]

Why is Ann Coulter's S.O. looking so blue?

Oh shit.

[redsliver]

Isn't that your mother dyking out Ann Coulter?

Gah! They clearly prefer to be called queers.

[Guest Melody Fate]

So, I was thinking we should name those two guys next door, "The resident gay couple, what do you think?"

Sure, go ahead, and when you're finished, I'll watch your ass get kicked.

[dazzledfirestar]

Would it be a good idea to ask Tommy Lee if he has welcomed Jesus into his life?

Head banging will do that to you.

[englishwitch]

why don't i remember the last six months?

took out a whole chunk of hair.

[quamp]

What happened when you told that boy to stop chewing gum and he stuck it in your hair?

Something here doesn't quite add up.

[englishwitch]

what did the accountant say when he took a look at Encon oil's books?

a whole continent went missing overnight.

[dazzledfirestar]

What happened when God let loose for a night?

Pinot Grigio is probably your best bet.

[Guest Nympho]

What do I drink when I'm just looking for a slight buzz?

Erm... I don't think that goes there.

[dazzledfirestar]

Does this fridge look like it'll fit through the bedroom door?

If you polish it, it might just look like real gold.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Do you like the wedding bands we picked out?

Right after we have the Easter Egg hunt.

[dazzledfirestar]

When do we get to dig into the rabbit stew?

It does look a little gooey.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Do you really expect me to eat JellyBean stew?

But it comes with wall-to-wall carpeting and a years subscription to Readers Digest.

[dazzledfirestar]

Do you really expect me to buy Larry-King-in-a-box?

It's just a bit of wind!

[quamp]

PHEW! What's that smell in here?

>Cough!< >Hack!< >Wheeze!<

[dazzledfirestar]

What noise does a dying giraffe make?

They wouldn't dare!

[Guest Melody Fate]

Do you think some people might object to being sold in boxes?

Oh, to hell with that, let's go for it!

[dazzledfirestar]

Do you want to drive to mexico for some tequila?

No comment

[Guest Melody Fate]

So, what's this I hear about you, Snapes, Gambit, the army of chocolate covered elves, and that weekend in Tiawana?

It's not like we ended up in jail or anything.

[dazzledfirestar]

(That was brilliant Melody! )

Do you think we could drive around throwing chocolate bunnies at people?

Orange isn't really my color.