pittwitch

I'm so glad to see you back! I've missed you, and Mistress!

Yay! It sure clears the cobwebs and flows so much faster.

Thanks! Aine seems to have developed a fondness for a certain Lord Commander. Not a good mix for anyone but her, lol. And me, I guess.

"...and when you're done there, this is really advanced tech called MicroFiche. You look through the screen at blurry text, and cry."

Oh, gods, not the MicroFiche! Anything but the knob!!!

Great balls of fire - microfiche -- Nooooo! Or the dreaded inter-library loan. Ahhh, the good old days!

If you figure it out, tell me!

Thus far, I’ve tried:

1. Telling off the biggest boss I could find
2. threatened to stab my favorite coworker with a plastic spoon
3. told a client that I’m not Dr. Who and can’t use the Tardis to travel back in time to accommodate their request
4. told same client that they would need to provide the Oujia board to have the dead person sign the documents that they wanted signed
5. yelling at the closest supervisor to me
6. Yelling at email from aforementioned client: “F off, Dickety Dick!” in front of the biggest of the big bosses
7. Asked another client, “What part of ‘your borrower does not want to do that’ did you knot understand?”
8. Stood up with the same coworker, blasted “I Will Survive” while singing along and Dancing at our desks
9. Bit my supervisor’s finger – she had her hand clamped over my mouth when MucketySchmuck was escorting visitors past us on a tour – ruined my perfect window of opportunity 
10. Sat at my desk and filed my nails while waiting for the computer to catch up to me
11. used my cellphone at my desk in full view of everyone
12. walked across the office with my dress tucked in my underwear – granted that was a mistake but …
13. deliberately did not dress up on “visitor day”

Honestly, just reading this is one of the funniest experiences I’ve had this month.

Punch? Bring a small crossbow and aim for the neck!

I wish, SK! I hate when I have to score. I can't say anything to anyone but the other scorers, or the referees. Biting my tongue is just so painful! And we're off for day 2!

Good luck!

*snicker-snort* PW, are you auditioning for the lead in the Twilight Ballet? I didn't realize you'd finished writing it!

I look adorably frazzled when surrounded by half-finished tutus and pounds of rhinestones.

...and I now have a mental image of that - in your pitt witch's uniform, no less.

Let the plunnies come ...

Men in kilts?

Elves in kilts. With leather paddles.

Grins and tosses in the colored duct tape - just for fun!

I know you'll do wonderfully, love! But I'll cross everything anyway! Including the elves! ::borrows some colored duct tape::

Good luck!

Mmmmm! Is it the DragonWeasley?

Who else?

There's just so many of them to choose from!

Merry Christmas to you, my dear Witch!  

Merry Christmas right back atcha!

The same to you!

Yay! I'm glad to hear you're on the mend!

Good that you're better.

TY everyone! Promise to be more careful in the future.

My taste buds are overstimulated!

Ooohhh... send recipe, please!

ohh send me some chili please!

:: You are awesomeness itself!

Congratulations!

Woot go you!

Rhinestones... and glitter everywhere!

That still seems to be two tutu's too many

Total tutus equals twenty-one. New order for prom head piece. Custom made. Curse my hot glue talents.

Take a leaf from Mr. Grinch, the hero of the season that teaches us about the perils of materialism.

‘Tis Yule. All I want to do is burn a log and drink. All this shopping and pressure to out-gift people is just wearing me out, and I’m on the verge of a revolt.

Oh, I’m drinking alright.  Believe it or not, most of the gifts are for the nieces & nephews.  I can’t wrap MarineBoy’s yet – his sister doesn’t know he’s coming home. 

What a dock! You should be butting his head instead of your innocent desk - better yet, let his head and the desk play that game together.

Want a list of really bad websites to post his number on, to return the favor?

Oohh, I like the way you think, FS!

LOL -- that is such a good idea. In all honesty, I think he, given his experience with "nice" me is trying to be helpful to some of his compatriots, some of whom are about to meet "NOT at all nice me." Send me a list of those websites though. Just in case. Just in case!

We need a like button...

We certainly do, because I like this!

I wonder...if plagiarists got smacked over the head by a two by four, would they wise up? Or would our attempts to beat some sense into them be futile against their extremely thick skulls?

::hugs::

*passes you the bottomless booze locker*

HUGZ, PW. And no killing is a good thing.

Trust me, we keep the pool filled with it…  

We don’t have extra strength on hand.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

If we’ve run out, it might be because some of my readers were hogging it again.

😅 what came to mind was frodo filling out a ringbearer application while standing in line. 😅

My “succinct” eloquence will always be needed when she’s only allowed 1 page …

One page?  What’s the size of a page?  Use columns, and… reduce that font size...everybody should be able to read 1pt fonts!

I like slug racing. The pace is slower but the competitors really put their all into it.

Formula 1 racing is racing.... Nascar is going around in circles. XD SEC college sports are more interesting to watch. XD

My drivers are mostly on the mental level of slugs, Jay. Jem, hon: asphalt is for parking lots. Dirt's for racin'.

Nah. You'll get a single lemon ice cone and like it

There is if we run far enough away...

Lemon ice sounds about right, JayDee!

I'd go with flattered, but spank him anyway. Just because.

Fruits? It's 'turkey' stuffing time Then spanking!

ROFL! AWESOME!

Been reading up… and there’s authors deleting their stories due to the proverbial game of whack-a-mole, which AO3 makes this easier too with PDF downloading.  AFAICT, the etsy/book-binding is like charging HUNDRED or more bucks for printed/bound copies of particular fanfictions, acting as the publisher.   Yeah, this is pissing the writers off.

Rightfully so!  I was offended as a reader – you, oh bottom feeders, are jeopardizing our “harmless” entertainment.  Go away!

In our defense, downloaded from AFF is not easy.  As a writer, I tried with one of my stories to take a red pen to it.  NO DICE.

Getting high-priced lawyers involved is how you get the new rules around Star Trek fan-films (15 minutes max, no episodes, etc...), or the rights holder goes Anne Rice and prohibits all fanfiction with cease & desist orders.  Anybody rich enough to counter with lawsuits is also well off enough to negotiate authorized derivative works, leaving the average fanfic writer high & dry.  Hope those bottom feeders suffer from papercuts, lots and lots of vicious papercuts.

Throw glitter on them.

They'd like that too much.

consider the sources and move on. It's how i keep my sanity...

If you put a game controller on it, it would magically become visible.

you could feed a lot of Irish people with fifty pounds of potatoes

selective blindness this time...to avoid peeling 'em I expect.