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  1. Really, it takes a LOT to push me over the edge.  I’m (((this))) close.  Teenagers.  Bah!

     

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Must not kill of your own spawn, eh?

       

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @pittwitch Other people tend to get upset when you do, not to mention the paperwork.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      :yes: There’s always paperwork, and so much of it!  @Desiderius Price is right about that.

  2. BW: He grabbed at her bare waste only to find a thick-waisted bear?
  3. I actually tear at my hair when geniuses confuse waste with waist. I can’t even roll my eyes hard enough anymore!
  4. I direct you to our “uptight” TOS: http://www.adult-fanfiction.org/tos.php Most importantly this section: You understand that the account you create is solely for your use alone and that you are not to allow other users access to your account. It is your responsibility to ensure the confidentiality of your log in credentials. If you allow other users access to your account, AFF cannot be held responsible for any loss of information. The only exception is joint accounts for co-authors and AFF must be notified if this is the case, otherwise the account is subject to deletion. If there is unauthorized access to your account, it is your responsibility to notify AFF immediately. By accessing AFF and/or creating an account I agree that I am at least 18 years of age and legally allowed to view adult related material. I can find no staff action deleting the story in question.
  5. I have been stuck in writer’s block hell for so long I can’t even remember when it started. I know I bought a new laptop last year and never bothered to download any word processor to it. Why? I wasn’t going to use it. Then out of nowhere, at work, not a likely location, a rabid plot bunny attacked. It won’t let go. I’m so strangely excited. I thought that part of my brain had died. Cheers to the writers and their rabbits.
  6. Here fact is far, far stranger than fiction. Always has been.
  7. I find the whole series fascinating. You write these three with grace and style. I thank you.
  8. Please don’t feed the trolls.  Please don’t fee the trolls.  Please DO NOT feed the trolls.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @BronxWench  mobile phones can be spoofed, effectively no security there.

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @pittwitch  Can you set the language to Eskimo?

       

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Best solution yet, JayDee!

  9. wrapping, wrapping, wrapping

     

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Take a leaf from Mr. Grinch, the hero of the season that teaches us about the perils of materialism.

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ‘Tis Yule. All I want to do is burn a log and drink. All this shopping and pressure to out-gift people is just wearing me out, and I’m on the verge of a revolt.

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Oh, I’m drinking alright.  Believe it or not, most of the gifts are for the nieces & nephews.  I can’t wrap MarineBoy’s yet – his sister doesn’t know he’s coming home.  :)

       

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  11. Great story!
  12. 7:15 a.m. – I’ve cussed my 18 year old 3 times already.  Not a good omen for the day.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      They’re having a great day blaming all the problems of their world on their MOM!

       

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Of course they are…:D

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I have no control over the University canceling her campus visit.  Really.  :)

  13. The staff here does not take kindly to members harassing each other. Report anything like that immediately to the TOS Team. Do not remove the reviews until a staff member can screen shot them. We do enforce our TOS. I solemnly swear.
  14. Ashamed of being a PIttsburgher right now.  

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I just cannot believe, with everything the Rooney Family has invested in their football organization, that they sanctioned their team hiding in the locker room instead of standing on the field for the anthem.  Cowards.  I guess it is a silly thing to be upset over.  On the other hand, I'm ashamed and angry.  This is not representative of my Pittsburgh.  :(

       

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Ah, of course. I’ve been trying not to let myself get upset over all of this. Frankly, I think Trump has done more to dishonor the flag, the anthem and this country than any athlete expressing his opinion as is his right. But Trump TALKED during the moment of silence for 9-11. The people I knew who died that day deserve better.

       

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Agreed.  Those who fought for anyone’s right to disrespect the flag and anthem deserve the respect of having them stand up, in public, and do so.  My issue is more with the fact that they hid.  IN a tunnel.  If someone feels strongly enough that they have to take a knee, by all means do so.  But do it where the world can see.

       

  15. No problem! When I speak with her next, I’ll let her know her stories are not forgotten.
  16. I can tell you the scary_bear_hair changed pen names to Willowfaerie. She took all of her stories down. http://members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296816688&view=story
  17. Staff does not have the ability to add/remove/hide single chapters. If you are typing directly into upload story page, I strongly suggest you make a copy before attempting to post so that you do have a back up. You can copy/paste to notepad just in case there’s a internet blip or some other weirdness that prevents your chapter from uploading.
  18. Tried to promise myself I’d write 100 words a day.  Failed.  Promised myself 50 words.  Wrote 500.  My muse is a witch.

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    2. BronxWench
    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      In the words of Binky from Life in Hell, “If you keep your expectations tiny, you’ll get through life without being so whiny.” Or you’ll write 10 times as many words as you expected.

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      LOL!  Here’s to another 50 words tomorrow!

       

  19. As a reader, I do see where some other readers would appreciate the option to download to read offline. However that does not take into consideration how much easier it is to steal from the writers. I’d point out that it is already all too easy to copy/paste someone else’s hard earned words. I am willing to sacrifice being able to read offline to afford some protection. As a staff member, we take a very dim view of thievery. I direct anyone wishing for proof to browse through the Hall of Shame. As a writer, I’m not against making stories accessible to readers, but I do want my work as protected as possible. Having had work stolen from me, I can vouch that it is an extraordinarily unpleasant violation of trust.
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  22. Pen Name: Pittwitch Story Link: http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600013555&chapter=17 Type of Fic: FlashFic – single chapter to existing story Rating: This instalment – tame, very tame Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Snape/OFC Warnings: NoSex, AFFO
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