Pitt's Perfectly Pugnacious Proposition:
In honor of Saint Patrick's Day, Pitt proposes the following challenge, for your perusal and participation!
A perilously short piece featuring any pairing that must include only the following things:
1. Pub(s)
2. Pints
3. Penises
4. Penetration
5. And as many "P" words as possible.
Every properly placed "P" word will earn five Points.
To plateau the playing field, no more than 5,000 words will be considered.
All submissions to be made on or before March 17, 2010.
Bonuses will be awarded for inclusion and creative use of kilts, rainbows, pots of gold, leprechauns or snakes.
Reply to this posting if participating, people.
Pitt now wanders off to phone the psychiatrist.
Submissions accepted in Rich Text Format at pittwitch@yahoo.com.