Calanthee
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"the animal" in my pants
disturbed- asylum
The animal in my pants
is a great and glorious beast.
"Please don't let me be misunderstood"
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A childish word for penis that I heard a lot growing up was peebird not that anyone's going to use
Plot ideas available for adoption
Might make a Nice nick for a uke... Poor little Mikey, Yes , we call him Peebird, because he kept pulling it out and waving it around in the most unlikely place, he even liked to take a leak, as we all watched.
And then there is this was this sweet willing little girl, who got completely turned on when she was around a group of lovely girls, and many time they cought her with her hand down her pants, we called her Cunny, but she didn't seem to mind and she went off with any girl that asked her.
Bad Cal
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This is My Life... in my pants.
Death in my pants,...beans in my taco do it every time, especially to those standing just behind me!
BEware, Cal
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jerk
prick
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quick question and i just know i'm gonna sound like a total n00b, whats a strumpet?
The Merriam-Webster Dictionary says a Strumpet is a prostitute. Archaic or old fashion usage, part of a language not normally used in modern times.
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"Gunslinger" in my pants
avenged sevenfold
hehe
You should be so lucky that you had a Gslinger in your pants, you don't know what your missing? Cal the G
"Slither" in my pants
Metallica
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drink
Guzzle
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purpose
i live to get more than everyone else no matter what it takes
No kidding, Sugar I would have never guessed that! Be careful what you wish for you just might get it, then what are going to want next?
New Word; GLUTTON
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What about sin and for waton i say hunger
Yo, My Wee Hooded Red Terror, wanton is both a verb and pronoun, means he/she craves things or acts of fleshy desire. A wanton sinful women or man want to be on top and hungers for control! LOL
Both people and beast of the field hungry for food mostly, while the need to couple is basic instinct, but I suppose to it might be possible for one to hunger for the flesh too!!! Or perhaps wantonly need to be at the top of a silly game??? He he he
Sin = Greed= taking more than you need to survive, just for the sake of having it!!!
Your very philosophical Wolf, Cal
New Word: avarice
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lust
Wanton
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Brutel
Vicious
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Sting
Bitten
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I’m not being serious it’s just that I’m so sarcastic that it’s even in what ever I type everyone thinks I mean whatever I say any ways my word is
Personality
Okay... sarcasm is art! Even if it scares me
My word is {oversensitive} Maybe I am!
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Speaking of Reek here's stink...like your rotting cropse
See correct spelling, its >"CORPSE"....Babe I may be undead, but I don't rot, I heal too fast for that.... so there!
I was not trying to insult you, merely playing this game not infering that you reek Lomae', must you take everything so utterly personal.... what's with the rotten bad attitude, one would think your too immature or defensive to play nice.
Attitude is my word! Sweet Cal
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Smell
I love the way a book smells when up i open it the first time
A smell can be good or bad!
but a reek is alway bad!
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Life (something you don't get to keep)
Hood, you're such an EViiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil little girl, does your mother know what you do for fun?
JUST CLICK ON IT TO MAKE IT BIGGER [that's what he said]
Here is a picture of you at work, its not my work I wish it were! Its' call Little Red Redemption by Jerry Cai! Its terrific art, I hope you like it? Also in the forground is the poor dead big bad Wolf.... poor thing, he didn't know what hit him. In my situation I can sympathize with his demise LOL TOTALLY, BABE !
Sincerely, Cal you're ever howling ...................big bad Undead Wolf
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Date
.....with death!
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For Him:
Bits
Broomstick (for those HP fans out there)
Cock
Dick
Manhood
Penis
Phallus
Rod
Staff
Sword
Wand (Again, for HP fans)
For Her:
Bits
Breasts
Button
Cauldron (Once more, with feeling!--for HP fans)
Clit(clitoris)
Cunt
Labia
Lips
Mound (or mounds, depending on which interesting female bit you're referring to)
Nub (lovenub)
Sheave
Vagina
Also a bit of advice, stay away from the "edible" nicknames for body parts (melons, twig and berries, milkjugs, etc). They tend to come out sounding derogatory and distracting.
Slight clairification:
Nub or nubs = Nipples and can either be male or female, I suppose the female clit can be refered as a nub too, but I suggest you indicate location of it, so as not confuse the reader. Bits and pieces, can also be another name for male genitalia, I have never heard it used to refer to female parts.
Calanthee a man of parts, and at your service
PS Naughty Naughty Potterites, I knew Harry road the broom for a reason, as for the Cauldren/cup, such objects have alway been pagan symbols for the female aspect in Magick!
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Okay so I have a bunch of these:
"True Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
That's number 1- its time to leave work so I will post more when I get home ^^
Enjoy
"Such indearing sentiment brings tears to my eyes and makes want "ball" until it falls off! Cal
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Oh you don't have to worry about me. You probably don't even live anywhere near Minnesota. And even if you did, it wouldn't matter. Because I know how you women think, you're repulsed by fat people and I just so happen to be one...But it isn't my fault. Gluttony is an addiction and it's an addiction that's hard to overcome, well, for me it is, anyway. I've been fat for over 25 years and short of getting gastric bypass surgery, I don't know if I'll ever overcome this addiction.
Your right, GothamKnight, I am nowhere near Minnesota, in the far great cold North
What makes you think I am a women, I simply repulsed by unhealthy violent abuse aimed at woman.
I find that disgusting.
I don't look down on people that are overweight or who like sweets, because I have known to indulge in that practice myself a little too much, especially when things in my life aren't going too well and food is a comforting fetish that takes away the pain for a little while, eating is just as bad as addiction for drugs and alcohol. At times I don't seem know when to slam on the breaks, and
stop myself! But if I don't I am likely end up ten foot down in a grave yard. Its A battle that needs to fought every day if you want to keep breathing.Keep breathing! If people are repulsed by you they're unworthy to be your friends. The truth is no matter how skinny or perfect someone is, if you dig far enough you'll find they have flaws of one kind or another... because no one is perfect. Flawed ,Cal
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So, are you speaking from experience here? Or is this just an old wives tale created to scare men and keep them in line?
Just Behave Kiddo, and then you don't need to worry about the snapping jaws
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I always wanted to read about a woman's pussy getting beat up....Like...Like this.
Attention all Sick Male Deviates, who would dare to practice such an activity:
Abusing pussies is nasty and dangerious, be warned some times they bite back hard and take said invading small insufficient appendages off at the root, leaving the offending male bastard to pee through a straw for evermore.
Calanthee, the defender of small dark parts and places.................~
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The sleeper awakes.
The Sixth House has Risen.
"The sixth house has Risen," all the weary sleeperS awake. Yes those in the sixth house of ill repute [bordello] on Lured Red Light Lane always get up late, for they stay up late to service the customers... that's just the way it is! So JayDee that's how it goes, or do you have more to tell, Bad Calanthee the Assassin about your infamous house?
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Ducks and Sunchips are Okay but, perhap, we should create a simple mystery from our perverse little minds and have our fellow posters solve it. The reward for solving the first mystery is you get to create your own mystery to stump us!
The Perverse Tails of the Seven Little Strumpets
Once upon a time their were 7 very beautiful strumpets, who were football fans and they were very impatient for the fall season to began for they never missed a game on TV in their house of prostitution and they even managed to watch it between customers. For Just looking at all those huge hot panting male sweaty bodies hitting each other and bent over in the huddle was a turn on and it made the 7 strumpets totally horny and ready for action. Beside football was glorious sport with all it lovely rules and regulations, plus the game had great half time shows where they played music, honored the Vets, and saluted American traditions and products... such as the smooth, tasty, and versatile, mayonaise.
One day on the internet the 7 strumpets discovered that a famous purple and yellow shirted pro football team, with a classic curled helmits, was practicing very close to them at a local college that was only a half hour drive away from them, so since they didn't work during the day, they rented a van and drove to the college to watch them practice. As usual as they watched the hot sweaty players and became totally aroused by the sight, each of the 7 picked their favorite player and decided to approuch him after the practice and offer him a particular service for free for the night...afterall this was their free night and they didn't have to work, unless they wanted too. Surprising nothing interfered with their intentions and nobody stopped them [so give me a break its a fantasy] and each of the 7 hooked up with his intended player and had hard pounding sex with him all night and into the morning, and then they lived happily ever after... all accept for one of the 7, who unfortunately became both knocked-up and unemployeed.
The Naughty Mystery: Come Now its very easy just like the 7!
1.What was the name of the team?
2.Why did only one of the seven get knocked-up?
3.What can the delicious and slick slippery mayonaise be use for in place of------?
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Since a little Red bird told me you have one, I am voting for you Pyro, just for attitude, but in reality I am betting mine is the ...
"Biggest"!