Calanthee
-
Posts
356 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
3
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Posts posted by Calanthee
-
-
Spoilsport what Cal is being fo not like sexy scars and other lovely things and Cal I am not a girl nor am I a boy I am something that you can only dream of understanding.
With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae
Sound yummy to me where can I get some Leer Leer! You'd be surprised What Cal the big sport likes, appariently you haven't read my lovely profile... very versital and naughty Cal
-
Girls, your both Banned for making me use my delete key over and over till its hanging by a thread and my little pinky is just about to fall off. You cruel female abusers You! Just for that I am giving YOu this disgusting Banana in all his awful glory
I bet he twinkles in the sunlight and tries to bite you on the throat too when your not looking!More than slightly perturbed,Cal
-
Perverted flirting = TEChno and Ima
Yo stop filling my in-box with your damp girlish perverted dribbles, its making hair grow on my delete Key!
Cal... Yuck! Ugg! girly
-
Banned for not seeing that i'm worth the extra cost
And Cal you better sleep with one eye open i might just have someone ravish you in the night
"Promises Promises" Sounds like a fantasy cum true!
But... unfortunately your banned for making teasing promises that you can't keep! And damn-it I'm disapointed!
Poor Bored Cal
-
Banned for being a cheap slut
I'm high priced
BUCK Up... we're in a depression, nothing's worth what it use to be. ESpecially those things that are popular and well used... on a frequent basis!
Banned for being naive,about the value of Money... your worth only a third of what your worth in this new expensive age... even with that kinky fetish sideline
Charge! A War of Killer words...LoL I'm I making you mad yet... Sugar Butt? Well your the one who wanted to play??////???? Big wet sloppy Kisses, Cal
-
Banned for being a slut
Your Banned for being the Pot, and calling the kettle black..............
-
Banned for overreacting and banned agin for being undead
Double
because, Your banned because you seem to fear "Emoticons" you sillyscariedy Cat. C
-
Double banned for not sparkling
You triple+ banned for being too short and to the point and not playing along!
...the day I sparkle I'll use a silver bullet on myself... so there babe
Cal -
Banned for banning a lost wolf.
Yo
Techno, I'm not really lost I'm hiding from Imasuky Lomae the Mistress and "purveyor of special Fetishes"! She likes to abuse me verbally and kill me often! Shoosh don't tell her what I said 
Or she will come after me.So what does it mean to be a Techno-Ninja?
Do you carry a digital Shurikin [throwing-Star] or are you a Cyborg 1/2 Ninja and 1/2 Mechine. Sorry to be so curious, but I just can't help myself... its just the way I am. I ban me for being too curiousCal the undead gslinger, occasion wolf, and part time Assassin. Just give me a bullet and I'm happy. Undead maybe, but I never twinkle in the sunlight that's just disgusting.
-
Sticky
I'm sure that any dates the wolf has end up like that
Yo, still laughing, I surrender you got me Ms Proveyor, this time good, its almost like dying at your hand again, surely your DATES end with certain amount of massive drippage, ergo my word is
DRippage
and 
CAl in certain Places, you'd never want to go!
-
Banned for wearing clothes
Banned for not banning me, the lost an ignored Wolfy
-
Milk
One thing i love to drink is Suger milk
Dear Ima Darling,
I'm sure its a teeny bit prickly on those pert nubbies of your victems, when you put sugar on those natural twin fem milk spicketts!
Great new nick, its perfect for you, knowing your tendencies "Purveyor of... Fetishes" Yup its perfect for U and its not a bit "Strange" especialy for you, after all the name Red Riding Hood is too normal and boring. The lost and totally forgotten Wolfy! Sob!
OOOPs nearly forgot my word too, can you say "Eatable Panties "boys and girls
-
I never responded to this, because I'm not a writer. I'm certainly one of the older peeps around here though.
November 1961, which makes me 49.Things I remember -
The first moonwalk, and all of us crowded around the television (black & white) watching that moment in history
Eight track tapes
Sinclair gas stations (remember the dinosaur?)
getting a transistor radio
Dear DemonGoddess061, anyone over-reading this too!!!
Thanks for adding me as a friend, went to add YOU too and discovered I already did it A WHILE AGO... YO TALK ABOUT OLD SHOOooooSH now ITS A secret..........................
................. but its very likely I am oldest of the old on this board, I remember bread when it cost 25cents and there was penny candy. Do any of you know what a coal heater was? Oh I walked two miles to school and was chased by dinosaurs on the way... really only kidding very slightly. I am truly a very ancient fan person... and my Aff writer name is Gslinger, from the fact that my western relatives truly had real outlaws from the old west for neighbors! So ladies your just kids too me, please don't think of yourselves as old.... your "younger than springtime", as long as you let your feel that way!
DemonGoddess061 and rest of you reading this.>
>>To ALL... BE Happy and Healthy in 2010<<
Ancient CAL the G
-
December 1956 here, so I guess that makes me one of the older kids on the block!
What I do find encouraging, however, is that so many of us (and I mean all ages here) are writing. Dear sweet gods, does that ever make me feel better, because if the art of playing with words is ever reduced to 140 characters or less one a permanent basis, then I'm going to start feeling old. Until then, though, I'm just another kid in the sandbox.
Bronxwinch,
One is never told old to indulge our wild and happy muses, for their of appreciation of hot classy elvish smut or any other kind!
The day we allow ourselfs to get too old... were dead... so we might as be buried! Age is just a number not a lifestyle!!! Cal the Gslinger
-
Slut...it was your name that made me think of that wolfy becasue we all know what you are like
My dear IMa -
Spider-man....Not sure why....
Perhaps its your fetish for creepy crawlie things
CalA very tight spidy suit and a cute round bottom + a little
-
Uprising by Muse Cal
-
Wench: True! But I have come to the conclusion that views on sex are always fluctuating and have a tendency to cycle. So yeah, what you said is quite true.
We need a facepalm icon. Ugh, that is EXACTLY what I have been trying to say all along. Thank you for taking my point and putting it forth with a few word changes. The rest of your post is also full of little eye-twitchers like that one. Protip: Reading a thread before posting is a good thing.
Also, the "asshole exterior, mushy interior" makes me LAUGH whenever I see someone gushing about it. It's such a typical female fantasy. No wonder it works so well as a façade IRL. I really hope that you girls don't complain about unrealistic depictions of women in the media...
I thought the same until I remembered the "seme" role in Yaoi, which is written for women. Though I suppose that since many of them have other types of Western qualities, one could argue it's something "exotic" to them. Or something. I am really not informed enough to say.
DEar Shadowknight12,
I think your witt is as sharp as your blades and I admire that, I think I shouldn't mess with you if I am smart, because I think your a little dangerous yourself, so I guess I better behave and be good. So for once I will endeavor to call on my righteous side... even though it will be easier to be the usual badass assassin. But what the hell, its Holidays so I will wish you the best of the season and try to be good! Calanthee
PS. Hopely I wont hurt myself
-
O.o how did we go from characters to politicians...?
On the original topic, I think it needs to be a fine balance. I like me a bad boy, but I don't want an asshole. Good example, I was seeing this guy who looked like James Dean (Ala this look
http://www.poster.net/dean-james/dean-james-photo-xxl-james-dean-6231439.jpg
)He had the bad boy front, rode a motorcycle, well toned, etc. God, the man just gave me the tingles! He oozed confidence and just presented himself so very well that I overlooked the fact that I never date men shorter than myself (Shallow, yes, but I was traumatized, I swear). Could he be a dick? Oh yes... Baby, he could snark with the best of him! But under it all, he is a sweet guy who loves kids and went after a dog that I saw wandering his neighborhood because I was about to cry at the thought of this dog wandering lost! We'd talk for hours about everything and nothing, but if you didn't take the time to work past the front he put up, you would never know that he was a decent guy. If you met him in a bar, he would be your typical playboy asshole type man...
So yea, point being that you need that balance. The straight up douchebags that play The Game - no thank you, I want nothing to do with guys who have no issue dating multiple girls or think poorly of women, but I do want that bad boy alpha aura that'll gimme them tingles! Same goes for characters. I hate the spineless idiots and I dislike (for all they are kinda hot) the alpha ass hats, gimme an Alpha with a good dash of Beta and I'll be happy!
(I know SK is totally gonna rip on me since we've had similar talks LOL)
Yeah, its worth it, sometimes, if you have do a little patient digging to find that certain male good parts, and go past superficial Image!
Sorry Boss I got carried away with the political Stuff! Cal
-
How about the evil villains that justify themselves by telling themselves they are doing the right thing...they don't think of themselves as the bad guys?
To me the biggest "real" such bunch of Villains in society are politicians, and I am non-partician! They are too party centric [they believe there party can do no wrong] and this smoke screen keeps them from seeing what needs to done to help the country and the people as whole. And they justify themselves by holding the delusion that what each of their party wants is right and correct no matter who it hurt or kills in process. And we in society stupidly back them up and vote for bodies/faces/parties, rather than the necessary issues that need to be addressed... in a way we get what we deserve I suppose?
I think this country's in bad shape and falling further into a dark deep hole, especially with joblessness and poverity,for our villainess politicians are the slaves and lackies of corporate purse string pullers, these people are making money on this country's present conditions... so why change things! They want the wealth to be in the hands of 10% of people or companies, while the other 90% of the people go to hell in a hand basket.
Super Villains exist all around us, but they don't see themselves that way... no they think their the good guys!
I perfer my dear unreal fantasy villains, who know they're the bad guys and when I get tired of them, I can close the book or turn off the computer, but truth and reality is a another story, we can't run from it... we are surrounded.
Just a thought... or my opinion, Calanthee
Perhaps I should just
-
So nice guys can't be anything but boring? That's a sad thing to think.
Just over-exaggerating a point,
but seriousily in my opinnion as amateur at writing, its easier for me to create a bad character with multiply flaws, which you can use to create a personallity. Usually I like to start out with bad boys types and then later in story try to develop some softer sides and good traits in them. But you more expert writers, such as you Dex and several others on AFF, seem to create believeable and interesting good guys without any such problems so I salute you 
Gslinger 
:xmastree2: May your Holiday be bright or white... whatever you like! One of your fans!
-
Granma got run over by a Reindeer by ? sorry don't remember.
But beware, It so sad it'll make you cry
-
I lolled at the topic, not in a bad way tho.
IMO, assholes make better characters because they're 1. easier to write/read without coming off as cheesy, unlike gentlemen or romantic characters and 2. when everyone plays nice in a story, it makes for a boring story.
I've come to terms with the fact that I'll probably never (again) write a male character that is not completely unlikeable and a prick in everything they do. Honestly, it's one of the reasons that I write N/C fics, because while I can't bring myself to create nice guys (for some reason I cringe whenever I try to describe a nice dude, usually comes off as cheesy), I can't fathom my female character being attracted to the assholes and reprobates that I pen, so end up making the story an N/C. Of course that's not the main reason I write N/C, but it's part of it.
Go for it dude whatever makes you happy, besides you can use what you learn in the process of creating said badasses... to channel your own dark inner angst against the pricks of world that give you shit in real life and give'em some back. Good guy finish last, Evil
Cal the assassin! -
Come on Now, don't tell me, you guys, never had a dark smirking amused turned on crush on the over the top, intelligent but evil badass villain... who constantly behaves like a ruthless bastard and will do anything to get his/her own way and achieve his own malicious agenda???In the "Silence of the Lambs" Hannibal Lecter is one of my absolute favorites: Nothing like a good bad guy I say! Truth be told he made me laugh, while my friends hide behind their hands.
It's not just a Japanese Yaoi thing...What would Star Wars be without Darth and Harry Potter with their villains. But what is with the Japanese and their heavy metal fetish for huge powerfull Robot/cibernetic characters who like to blow things and each other up
... now that confuses me???
Personally I find it most amusing and satisfying to write and create an evil badass character LOL
you can let out all your dark evil inhabitions out. Call me bad but I dig it!But a stupid brainless Jerk is another story, we deal with those on a daily basis in real life...they're not even close to being sexy or a little bit amusing.
Just my opinion, so what's yours, Calanthee the Assassen
PS By the way, sometimes the constantly good guys are just plain boring!
Banned
in Forum Games
Posted
My Sweet big Banana, El Bloomer, bans you to the hundreth level and all your little friends too, who dare to sides with you, since don't appreciate his healthy extended potential and complex calories that he can provides on a regular basis, you likely suck sour bitter lemons until your lips don't cum un-pucker for weeks at time.
Cal I was born banned, so there