Calanthee
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Banned for haveing such a long post
LOL.... Tough as nails,Ima, I think I scared her, she can't take like you, guess I give her a break! Cal
,,,AND I BAND MY SELF SCARING HER OFF!
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Just read on Yahoo news that Great White Sharks, favorite music is AC/DC the vibrations causes them to gather to appreciate the beat....works even better than bloody Chum!
It may be outrageous, but true! Cal
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banned for sinking to cals level
Your Banned Kags for not appreciating Cal's overwhelming support against that cruel Ima bitch on wheels or aka the plant lady from hell!
So my Kago-ster, my Sugar Lump, what level is that... I actually can go, even much lower if you like, I am deeply hurt, I tried to defend you from the Ultimate Mistress of slimy tentacles Ima, for she messily inserts them any place they aren't wanted, almost as bad that N guy, who likes to do the nasty, with Puppy ear's handsome cold hearted killer brother. Nooooow that killer brother with his big sword and long fuzzy fur shaw deserves a long hard poke and I would be most enthusiastic to provide the poke on a truly intimate basis as I stroked his stunning purple tats , perhaps you could introduce us???
Now be nice Kags! Remember Ima's the bad girl and your the good one! LOL
and a happy 
Yo, your admiring Cal forever!
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Banned for teying to play with cal that's my undead bitch
Yo Ima dearest, I ain't any ones bitch anymore, live or dead , your banned for being way out there and just out of it. Its been so long since you killed me... I have regenerated and come back to life, perhaps because I play the game of the Pharaohs and beat the gods on regular basis. I may be a bitch or a bastard or a bisexual flirt, but I am my own boss, "can you dig it? I Know you can!"
Big nasty wet kisses
, Calanthee the Gslinger shooting from the hip -
Putting on a chicken hat and running aroound saying that you are the second comming of christ.
Why am i a jerk
Your a jerk, because the mutation took over perfectly and now YOU carry a new ultimate immortal strain!
Why do I have the equal hots for both boys and girls? CAL
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Banned because i ate a subway
Oh heavens! just like Godzella, was it tasty, cruchy, and musty and a little ratty? So what down town city did you molest? I am surprised it wasn't on the news!
C
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Both of you are banned beacuse you are talking to and about me
SO Ima what's new, me thinks, you like to be talked about, it gives your your nickers a big twist!
Surely big bad Cal didn't hurt your feelings.... now did I?
Somehow I don't think so, but just in case, your banned for getting your feelings hurt! Naughty Evil Cal
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Ima your totally banned for corrupting everybody, your bring out the absolute worst in us all
Me
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Kags your banned for seducing and corrupting that sweet puppy with the soft white ears and the great big sword. GET back in that well quick, and stop playing with Ima Dearest... she even worse than Naraku the evil dude with tentacles!
Cal
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Ima and Kagster, your both banned for sounding like a bad cheap version of Star Warts....and Kag watch out for Dorothy Vader there (Ima) she bites, breaths heavy, an has the hots for anything alien in a dress, especially with tentacles.
I ban myself for replying to you two, and being heavily into "Thor" all the way. If I had a hammer, I'd be hammering away at him in my bed all night long and I'd even let nasty evil Loki come along for ride. There is nothing like heavy comic sex... I say make the nasty.... not war!
Cal the Gslinger
PS Bang anything that moves with no guilt!
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I was hoping the author would continued to write Potter books, until he completely grew up...just so adept Johnny Depp, could play him, as an adult in the movies. Damn I don't think its going to happen!
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Dear Aff Folks,
I feel I need to warn you all of this great and terrible infestions, just because of that last final movie is about to come out, beware there's a massive Potter'rite invasion at AFF. The horny little author beasts are coming out of woodwork in droves... if we're not carefully there will be a great big "P" put at the end of AFF+P and next they will be taking over our beloved anime and inserting themselves into the Black Butler and basic original erotica. Truth be told no one group is more filthy than Potter'rite authors... they continually have good guys sleeping with bad guys in there Potter stories consisting of a selection that rabid "BDSM" or worse and its just so shocking... it makes me want to run screaming and to Sunday School, only of course after I finish reading the latest Potter-rite fan tail. Poor Harry they abuse him terribly, its a wonder his poor little thingy doesn't fall from over activity and the ever horny magick though I suppose it does give new meaning to magick wand?
Yet a part me will truly miss the Potter tails, but surely I feel the ever constant horny Potter'rite writer fan base will keep writing and never let us forget him, even for bad or worse'er!
Calanthee the Gslinger from both hips
Guys if you insulted by this your not reading it "writ"
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Do I hear whispers of a Chitose side story? *w*
Read and reviewed ;3 Loved it Juka, it was great. And it wrapped up the wrap up even more tighter and neater. Feels so complete now. Yet there's space in this wrap for a little silver or two to slip out and cast their own nets
I hope this story garners more attention somehow, it's definitely worth a read and maybe another read.
^_________^~ Hmmm~
Dear Neko,
Thank you kindly, kiddo. for the heads up! I needed it!
Cal the Gslinger
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Side story posted. Done upon request, and hopefully it wasn't too horrible. At least it seems to offer some closure and wrap-up for everyone involved?
@Gslinger:
Regarding Chitose, truthfully, he is my favorite character as well; even if it sounds rather strange to say so from such a perspective. I explained in semi-detail regarding the other characters' whereabouts over the past ten years and where they could project to, but I left Chitose's status a blank for that precise reason. Personally, I cannot think of someone who could be the fitful match for Chitose. I have envisioned many times, people, and scenarios as to what his continuation would be like, but I couldn't. Therefore, rather than placing him with someone whom I am only 70% sure of, I'd rather leave his status a blank to give imagination room for everyone who enjoyed the character. Therefore, you can choose to think that he suffered for 10 years and will continue to suffer; or you can choose to think that he had the best 10 years of his life, found someone to love and someone who loves him and gets his own "happily-ever-after" as the convention goes. I give the readers and myself that breathing space.
On a side note, happy endings are over rated in my humble opinion. And happy endings with a lover and a family are even more over rated in my humble opinion. That does not mean no one in my stories will have that happily-ever-after; it just means that unless it is absolutely, 120% fiftul for the story, plot, and character, then I won't feel the need for such an ending. I like to think that in a story, even without the words "happily ever after", if it was truly happy, then even with the most mundane activities, the readers can sense the happiness from conversation, action and the feelings that have been generated.
And I digressed quite a bit!
Thank you for reviewing and sharing your honest thoughts with me!
Sorry to say Ms Juksta. I might have been a little snotty and hard-nosed about Chitose, call me silly but I thought you mostly let him out of the ending, because you didn't like him, but apparently I was totally wrong... yes I agree with you the guy does need someone extra-special... to bad it can't be me, because I have big crush on your character
Yes I guess happy-ever-after is a lovely fantasy and not
present in the real world, but holy poop, since we write fantasy/romance and we're the gods of the universe we create... we can make it come out any way we like!
If you can't find the perfect man for him [now there a true fantasy there no such thing as a perfect man] all
's! Yo have you considered a nice jet-set fan girl? She'd take good care of him and cuddle with him, buy him all the fancy things he might ever need and show him off to her girlfriends. Bad me, then he'd only be trophy husband... not cool!But then he has seen the best and worst of the male rich-elite, perhaps he would be happier with simple uncomplicated life, LOL maybe a nice handsome cowboy with a ranch, Shucks mam, it was just idea, didn't mean to step on your toes or your creations.
I'll just Keep my eyes out, and be patient and wait to see what you come up with, surely it will be more romantic and a lot more satisfying than any thing I'd come up with!
Cal the Gslinger
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To celebrate this extraordinary so-called event, May 21, 2011 at 6:00PM this afternoon I made and then drank a very big cool fattening homemade Vanilla milkshake, and then took a nice long nappy. Then when I woke hours later to watch a new DR Who show, I discover to my utter delight that I was still here and the world didn't end after all, but damn-it, I drank all those extra fattening calories for no reason... so naughty me!
I can only conclude that someone screwed up their figures or miss-read their psycho or psychic predictions... oops somebody needs to recalculate their end time figures! So to all you wanking dick-wads and prophets of doom out there [you know who you are] better luck next time and screw you... for making me fat. And shut the }F{ up,
until you get it right!Calanthee the Gslinger
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Being very sexy and having a seductive personality and having alluring salacious personality... has nothing to do with old age at all... For surely there is ... a good number of older women and man, out there with the skills, abilities, and artistic charms to seduce just about anyone. It all in your stance and mannerisms and the image of confidence you project to the world. Just think of all our older actors, who still project a confident sexy personality and outstanding charisma.
Age has not nothing to do with it, its all in your outstanding smooth active romantic groovy style!
Groovy, Calanthee
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What particular forums are you having an issue with? Is it when you click the link in the email or when you access them normally through the forums?
I tried again to select a topic. It appears I a can access newer topics with less trouble and less freezing up, but with older topics it instantly freezes up after showing the hourglass symbol and it never links to the topic! Sorry to bother you about this! Cal
PS Every time I link to forum I still get, no matter what, the "error on page message"
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What particular forums are you having an issue with? Is it when you click the link in the email or when you access them normally through the forums?
All of the forums, and actually I thought both ways
when I clicked the email link and normal access through the forum. They wouldn't open for me! I tried to connect to this forum for help and it wouldn't go through
But even in this contact to you "error on page" came up I am thoroughly confused NOW, I replyed to your email and it actually worked and I got through, but before when I tried to read a topic... it wouldn't open and the hourglass symbol would freeze the screen totally... I am begining to think I have bugs in my belfrey... bugs in my computer... or bugs in "ME" I don't know what I did wrong? May be I should try to get into another topic and see if will work??? Cal
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I don't have any problems with the Archives... but I can't get into select forums to read them. I get e-mail from forums I have previousily signed up for. But when I go to read them, I get errors on page and my computer chokes up and I get that hourglass symbol, and the select forum never open for me to read them, before I never had any trouble whats the problem or is my computer. Appreciate any help you can give me! Sincerely, Calanthee
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Curious about your Dragon RP, is there any way I can watch and read along with the action?
Calanthee the curious
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...& Massive Nuclear Anal Dildo FART Buster
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Beautiful Monster by Ne Yo
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LameI've been busy trying to find a way to rid the world of undead wolfs even though zombie's a the new sexy monsters wolves don't count
Such a throughly nasty little girl.... whatever will we do with you? Possibly
Remember undead wolf's come back for more for we consume your angst! C
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Dwarf
Short and thick, a real pile driver!
So Ima dearest, speaking of short, where you been? It seems like you haven't been on my case for what seems like at least week....a whole long week. So you Went to the movies to see your favorite hero Justin Beiber and his fan club, I suppose?
how awful 
Cal
The Outrageous Claim Thread
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I wouldn't put it past you, you probably gave him a hickey too and took his virginity too! Cal