Calanthee

What kind a Fan boy are you ZYXY, one of those beautiful and colorful Japanese fans brightly painted, a huge fierce Sharp war fan the Warlords carried into battle to fight with, or are you a more up to date fan boy and fully into high speed totally electric devices to blow yourself away... evil grin! Happy Fannie... oop make that fanning, Love Evil and thoroughly Naughty Cal PS What do you mean "Fan Boy" you can't be sarcastic in e-mail...sarcasm is my life!. And appariently some people actually get my humor...giggle leer! Come on confess, Kiddo you a Potter'ite and get off on writing Potter Porno. Babe lighten up don't get your little Wand in a twist it interferes with the Magick flow!

Make him a Hash,,, then they wont know what to expect... his power will mingle and mutate and he will be more than either. X the unknow factor could make him more powerful! Cal the Har

I am so shocked... that a child's story can solicite so much Evil filthy smut. I would like someone to explain this phenominon to me. No not smut, I understand smut... its the Potter thing that freaks me out. This an adult forum, I expect adults to do the nasty often.... but the Potter thing is all about Children, I know they are magic children, does that mean that all magic children are horny or is just the various writers of the Potters stories that are horny. So therefore we are given a dose of very horny Potter characters! Please tell me why this is so.... I am begging you!!! I understand that all of the following are supposedily alway Horny! Vampires Demon Bishies pretty boy School girls in very short skirts Incubuses or is it Incubi War lords Ninjas Angels Devils Thugs and gangsters both Japanese and American Transformers, yeah even them to {Hot-hydrolicks} Sorry if I left a character type out I can't remember everything! Yes, I have read about all of the above being, very very horny and naughty on occasion, but their suppose to be, this Aff forum and Archeive! But that little twit Harry Potter, why must he be horny, especially for the bad guy??? Attention People: Don't get your snug little panties and your tighty whitise in stir, it could result in a super wedgie..... this is just a... JOKE... Don't go ballistic on me... just a very late April fools Joke... Your welcome to reply or verbally abuse me all you want....especially, You naughty Harry Potter Fanatics....just don't hurt me! Smooches, Evil Calanthee

Solaris... When you are killed you occasionally loss frags, successfull Kills result in added frags... your kill Numbers go up and down. One night I had almost 700 kills and the next day it was 550, because people killed me and took my frags. Evil Cal likes to steal lots and lots of frags... if you kill a person, who has killed alot of other victems recently... you can steal his/her frags [ Kill points]! I have also noticed, that lately I can win a attack without killing people completely and still earn Experience Points.: Sorry, Sugar, but I think evil Cal has killed you a lot, so I owe my present level to you Lady!

Actually Squall-sama, I wasn't really volunteering, I was just teasing you! Your always so serious about everything usually. I happy for you, that you enjoy Potter Roleplaying... go for it! I am quite familliar with RP'ing and I was a DM who ran many a campaigns in my time. But not your kind and certainly not Potter, something tells me, you couldn't handle my Roleplaying anyway, it would be above your head. You seem to be very intimidated by my humor, truly I am harmless, I just like to kid around and tease people and hopefully make them laugh, but I don't think it is working with you, Squall-sama, so I will stop right now I promise. Sincerely, Cal

So Squally Your horny for Role Playing Harry? But you want someone with more experience to play the sexy bad guy Severus. Gee don't be fussy or anything. Me thinks your just horny, so how does one get it on... in e-mail? I am a lot older and don't know about such things... does it actually work e-mail bondage and stuff??? All I know after studying real Magick and occult for a long period of time, I fear that fantasy Potter Fanfiction or roleplaying leave me, just we bit cold and out of loop, to me its kids stuff for adults. But go for it SQually, whatever rolls your little hoop be happy, Calanthee only plays for real LOL "Now My dear Mr Potter , stick that little wand of yours deeper in somewhere Dark... now harder and don't let the magic escape!" Is this how it is done???

Ah the delight of Criticizing a Critic A Critic is a Critic, they criticize just for the thrill of the insult [thus they flame] try being encouraging for a change, just to see what it feels like! Maybe you poor victem, wont be so hurt... people write for a lot reasons, sometimes just to deal with life. By the way this is fanfiction, ergo amateurs, we are not dealing with great litature here. People that like to criticize should have more compassion and remember they have their flaws too. Constructive criticism, my ass, its just a excuse to act superior, and be insulting... it rarely helps! I have notice that some people who like to criticize, are not particularily good writers themselves, oh they have perfect grammar and spelling, alright, but they are so up-tight they rarely think out of the box...they need to loosen up! There now, don't you feel encouraged Evil Cal PS Perhaps we should have a topic, called the utterly worst and most ruthless Critic!!!

Dear Mistress of Death with a cold, Now you have a good new use for all that lube, put a little dab on your poor little nose, keep that raw little baby slick enough, and it won't hurt so much. Hope you feel better! See I'm not always evil! Love, Cal

Check your link... its wrong Leads to a story by Acal I Read some of your story and I am going to read more, afterall I had to find it first! Keep writing don't let anything or anybody discourage you, we write to please ourselves first...then if others like it that nice and good but not necessary! Cal

Vile thief look behind you, I shall get my revenge, but then I killed you so many times before, something tells me you'll never catch-up....he he he! Like a badass penny, I shall return! Smooches Hell I am giving you a great big Hicky! Evil Cal

GreenWiz, Been there... being cold is nasty. Here's a hot burning hug... I wish you heat soon and a pocketful of money! Cal

Zyxy.............Is he held Captive, tied up? Is she a vampire or just kinky with the taste for blood? How about sensory stimulation or even deprivation. Taste, touch, smell, and sight! Skillful Flirting can be almost as bad as torture, or a sharp blade drawn subtly across tender skin of the victim... who especially doesn't know what is going to happen next... for example if he blinded and confined. When tormented males expect to get something and they don't... you can sometimes make them cry... poor things. Hope these ideas are helpful, Cal PS LOL I use them all the time, in my writing... yeah that's it !

I know this is obvious but, normal words used in sexual context can have a totally different meaning These are just examples; if you can come up with better ones go for it, any help would be appreciated. Calanthee Abandon, yielding control to someone else or yielding to natural impulses. [sex impulses] Abandoned, morally unrestrained [ wanton] Abdomen, area of the body between the chest and pelvis [belly, stomach, abs etc] Ablaze, being on Fire [on fire with lust] Abuse, a corrupt practice and misuse....by abuser [molester]

Well maybe.... I heard it used more in regards to Religious Zealot or a Political zealot, but if you insist why not a Sex Zealot, isn't that the same..... as an totally obsessed Yaoi fan Girl who likes to watch pretty or beautiful men doing the nasty

Okay if we do it in A to Z style, who wants to do "Z" ? Somethings tells me that there is not to many dirty words or acts with a Z! Okay I dare you guys to come up with something dirty an errotic with a Z, also it must be in english.....not German, Japanese or alien!!! I dare Ya! Cal OH, zipper and zucchini don't count!

Any Chance we could get such a Sexy Dictionary as a resource for writers? We could all donate suggestions too, but somethings tells me, we would need a Aff monitor... for fear things might get out of hand just a bit... because sometime I think we are a little too naughty at times for our own good. I should know, Calanthee

Heah Zyxy, don't generalize, who told you that blood and saliva don't mix, happen all the time at the dentist... truly! Saliva is unavoidable when dealing with the human mouth... blood can be found anywhere on the body, I say just ignor saliva... afterall its not snot.... just deal with it! Remember, silly, before they invented Lube they used saliva............... Of course lovely red flowing Bloooddd... can be used as a lube too..... so have fun! Your bloody last Victim in the battle game, Cal