Calanthee

Sounds like your getting off on playing with the poor boy friends head! Unless you like your friend more than your willing to conceed. Just a thought,Cal

How about each girl has a mental or physical flaw or a particular sexual hang-up... if you want to make it real challenging! "Harem of the Damned" "Harem of the maimed" "Harem of the Psycho Killers" Examples:One girl is missing a leg, another an arm, an eye, all Lost in battle because they are X military or black co-vert Ops, Spys... sick deadly chicks with an edge! One girl doesn't like to kiss, but will do anything else sexual, and another is turned on by male bare feet...etc etc etc! One will only have sex, if she defeated by physical force by either male or female Look just because one is handicaped, mental or a little bite psycho, doesn't mean they can't be beautiful and kinky too! Wouldn't you love to see a TV Reality show based on this premise Just Old Cal

"The Flesh eating godz from outer space" Your saying the god/gods got off, or drunk on smoked animal flesh... it turned'em on. Well that's what lots and lots of I space ship food will do for you.... most likely they took pills or liquid for food, which was odorless and tastless....so when they smelled real BBQ it sent'em over the edge. I think the altar set before the Lord was a dinner table. Didn't God tell someone to toast or smoke his young son on a fire altar to prove his loyalty, obedience, and trust in god... right about then I think I'd told'em he was fired for being a sick bastard... even though god didn't let the man actually go through with it. It was still smoking under the kid, before the fire went out... by the breath of god. Cal PS. I wish you young folk, would stop using initials and text speak, which this old one can't understand, so what the blue blazes does XD Mean? My cell it sends smoke signal... it doesn't do text!

We were created By horny doppy long lived messed up aliens , flawed pathetic aliens.... if you check all, the different group of gods around the world, they were all similiar and flawed and all bases on the same Small group of assholes down through time... whether is East Indian god or greek god...Egyption... Norse etc! All of its a real bad soap opera... everybody sleeps with each other and their sister or kills each other in wars, just the Names changed over time .... Seed of Aliens and a great ape species were combined to make humans, and we were created as slaves to mine gold from the earth, because the gods were much to lazy to do it themselves. Gold was needed to save the atmosphere of their own home planet! So if you wonder where you got all your bad habits from.... the godZ! They made us in their image, decided we were beautiful and then screwed us totally. Then they left us, when their long life spans, started to deminish and returned to their home planet, supposedly to come back some day, hope not, there goes the neighbor hood, personally I hope a great Icy comet took out their great big planet long ago and thus save us all the trouble of their return! I perfer the dinasaur to come back first or Godzella to really exist, than all those doppy horny assholes... we refer to as godz! They're just trouble or worse! Then one of the flawed Gods decided he was going to corner the market on the name god... ergo the one god theory... thou shall have no other gods before me! Yeah Bullshit there was so many fake so-called gods on earth, at one time or other, you couldn't help but trip on them! There only one real perfect god/ the creator/ eternal the almighty and that is the Universe itself and his word is the big bang, from dust an nothingness to us and back to nothingness again over and over! Pulsing on and off over and over until you WANT SCREAM or come! Sound fun don't it! Make up your own compasionate god, it's better than following a fake one that belongs to someone else! Cal PS So if you want to get down to it "the Bible is the first Sci-fi novel ever written" Can you dig it, yeah I knew that you could!

Yo Streti Dearist, Herms are a mutation, deviate life form, while a fetish is a mental deviation or fixsation on certain objects, behaviors, or particular body parts... unless of course...maybe a herm story might be considered a fetish itself, but whatever, I plan to look up your stories and see what your cooking! Big Wet Smooches, Cal

What you mean bad question! A question is just a question? Cal

Dear Writers and Readers does the idea of main character, who is a Hermaphrodite, leave you cold, or do you just find the idea detasteful? The dictionary describes a Hermaphrodite as; an animal or a plant having both both male and female reproductive organs... right now we are refering to a human or half human individual in such a versital state, who is able to interact sexually with both men and women. Though it does stir-up the plot bunny, about a intelligent creature that is both plant and animal in one, who wants to fool around! I just wrote a short story about such AN individual, GOT ONE REVIEW, BUT IT WAS MORE A ENCOURAGEMENT TO FINISH MY OTHER STORY which is okay, a number of others have read it... but made no comments. But since my story wasn't beta'ed, maybe they just didn't like my story, because of my poor grammar and spelling. I can accept that since I don't have a Beta Any way my curosity got the better of me, to see what you people thought about a Hermaphrotite as major character in story? Acceptable on this forum and Archieve is Het, M/M, F/F , even Bi to some degree, and don't forget the beast with the tentacles, but what about a lovely so-called creature that can take on all male and female "comers" and satisfy their needs. Is that thought horrifying to you all? Any comments or critism will be gladly appreciated! Sincerely, the lovely and evil Cal

Dear Harley You can be as old as you want, after all we have all been reborn many times, so just don't be mentally unflexable and decrepit with it! LOve, Cal

It's those soft white little doggie ears, they get you every time! Cal

Hark all you Young'ens! I fear I am the oldest on this forum, for I am older than Sin, and I was around to give the Dinosaurs a bad time....everyone thinks it was meterors... no Silly it was me! I warned Eve not to take that apple from Lucifer... that charming shiny badass, but she was head strong and wouldn't listen. I can remember when bread was a quarter and you could buy candy for 1 cent. Old right? But I must warn you I am very immature for my age, being immature keeps YOU young try it you'll like it! Now children don't go visit my profile, just to see my age, that's rude! Please all you kids don't, be frighten, just because "this Ancient one" has recently discover.... boy love, Yaoi, anima, manga, an fan porno....truly I am harmless, though I can be annoying and sarcastic at times and can you tell, I just love satire... LOL! Giggling Cal the Elder PS Is my immaturity, the reason no one wants to be my Beta???

Just the idea of big nASTY radioactive fire-breathing Godzilla being my personal story critic, makes tremble in horror... THEN giggle with my hand over my mouth, so he wont see me. It gives new meaning to the word Flaming! I can see it now he "Your story sucks" then he comes after you, clomp clomp clomp and destroys your computer, Ah but alas who has the guts to flame him back I ask you? Cal Fantasizing

Oh! Golly gee boys and girls... I am just not into the word "dingle-dangle" to describe the male penis... even though it does dingle and dangle it's just not sexy, and that goes for the word "hoo-ha" to describe my lady's unique folded flowered parts... totally disrepectful truly. Just imagine the phrase, "The evil warlord dared to put his dingle-dangle, in the lovely fair maidens hoo-ha and pounded away, until the poor lady screamed and fainted." See I told you, it's just not sexy! Smirking, Evil Cal

That was the idea, azzhrazz but I kinda wanted them A to Z order, but that's okay at least you replyed... appariently many others weren't interested enough to reply even with a single word! Thank you, Cal

Sounds mentally messy and you'd need lots of Lube! Cal

Ultimate Ninja Porn I know it well, and appariently so does Naruto, didn't he change himself into a sexy blonde babe once... surely you have read secret scroll 69 on how to satisfy a horny two tail fox, or the even more ancient scroll 101 things to do with a throwing star that don't bring death, but drives your enemy utterly crazy. LOL Cal

Ah! A slippery tentacle monster with multiple thingies... definitely the erotic god of Multitasking... wonder how we get a hold of one of these? Where's a mad scientist when we need one? Heah! HoJo I have a job for you! Evil Cal

Need a new kind and helpful Beta for my story "Darkness" on Aff, my other one, left on spring break and never came back. I need someone to help me with my English, grammar, and spelling, also I have the habit of leaving words out. Suggestions about story structure, and other mistakes or errors of repetation, and where the story is going would glad be greatly appreciated...though I might not take all your suggestions. But your grammar and English suggestions will be law. Darkness is Original, Fantasy and m/m thus Yaoi and its very smutty, so if you don't like correcting such, this beta job is not for you. I have been known to write other het stories in anima and Sci-fi anything else the catches my fancy, but usual they all contain Adult sexual situations. Please contact Calanthee through this forum, on the Archieve I am known as Gslinger, if you wish to check out my Story "Darkness" to know what you are dealing with... go right ahead! Thank You, Calanthee aka Gslinger

Your right after further consideration I also came to that opinions too, after I started the topic... there are such individuals that might be considered generic fan boys of manga or of particular anima and it doesn't have to include Yaoi or Hentai... either! But knowing the lovely male species their egos might not appreciate being called a "FAN BOY" in any way, shape, or form just on general principle. Cal

DEar Keith Hentai Fan Boy, Master of Perv, whether your "Ecchi" or Ecky...you seem to have a very brilliant devious perverse sense of humor... and I like that in my humans! Keep doing your thing! Love, Calanthee

I already did Valty, especially about you, so where's your sense of humor... lose it somewhere in church! X the truth, Cal

Do Fan boys actually exist or is it just females pretending to be boys? By fan boys I mean,testerone driven guys, who actually like to read or write Yaoi with pretty male characters inter-acting together in a sexual way. Gay or straight I'd like to hear about your particular motivations. Don't be shy Now guys I promise not to flame or hurt you in any way. Come tell... lovely Cal the truth! PS No Bogus Babes pretending to be guys or I'll wack you with my special Har flower that bites and then you'll be sorry....Giggle