Calanthee

Wang? Where did this word come from? Yet I have heard it used in the most ancient lyric prose: [Does your wang hang low, does it wobble to and fro!] Yo, but something tells me thats not Chinese, so can anyone tell me the source of this little gem? I was told once that a lot of naughty words, came from German, could 'schlong' be one of them? Cal, Someone should put out, a Dictionary of Sexy Filthy Words,and indicating the countries they come from, as a source for writers.... I think it would be a fun read!

Zyxy Critic in case you haven't noticed, everyone disagrees with you...According the forum count Anal Sex Rules!!! Numerious stories on AFF can't seem to do without it! What would you have us replace it with knitting or embroadary??? Even in politics everybody gets screwed in public. List of words Zyxy wont like near and close to Anus: alley, butt hole, channel, drill door, eyelet, flue, gate, hole, inlet, jar,knob,lair, mouth, niche, orifice, pucker, quiver, rear, sanctum, tunnel, unprepared, vent, wicket, Yaoi spot, Zyx! Cal the ASS aSS in

Ask yourself various questions about the part that's holding you up, for example... why must every vampire tell his plans? Some vampires might wish to keep their plans secret, some might lie, tell half truths...or just be late for the meeting with the Count. The repetition of the situation might be boring your Muse. Give your Muse something exciting, so he/she is hopping with excitment... then see how many assorted plot bunnies you get. Good LUck, Cal

Yes Zyx My Lord, you should Know... and we must obey Amen Cal

DEar Maidenhair, already did the Potter Thing See Aimless Bable April 6, 2008. Under "Moderators are you aware," surprising most people got the humor, accept for my old nemsis poor humorless little Zyxy the Red....he still hates me to the point of wanting to murder me... no doubt he has my name in his little book...........giggle! Hugs CAl How do I check out this Black Blood Brothers?

Attention this is very long, perhaps I should included chapters....Sorry DarkinuLord, sometimes I just can't stop...I have this writing adiction............ I was going to leave this thread sink into the world of the retired, despised, disliked threads... for a number of you were truly getting your poopie in a stir over nothing. At least the ones with no sense of humor. While others replyed with their logical opinions, without having a mental breakdown or a tizzie fit, in other words they acted like normal adults. I don't dislike those who disagree with me...thats everyone right. How boring it would be if we all agreed with each other all the time. I suppose I briefly acted a little semi- trollish, to get you people to respond in the beginning, because I thought most of you were adult enough to handle it. But I only flamed or retilated when you flamed me first, and I thought I was doing it with humor and sarcasm, and even mocking myself, but some of "the children type" didn't see it that way especially when I threw some of their very own words and statements right back at them... critics don't seem to enjoy having their own words thrown back them... it disturb their little small minds. But the following flaming words deserved my response.... "I still hate you" by critic one /and critic two... "Did you actually watch Gundam Seed or did just make it up as you went along... how dare you get Orbs creed wrong... why didn't know the names of characters in the show I how dare you devestate such great show" [Paraphrasing the Critic ]...Because basically the series didn't deserve such delicate percision...it was simply an abbrevated parody for the sack of humor and I didn't need names to describe their basic movation. This same critic couldn't even take a simply joke about battle-pro... he took it total seriousily. A sense of humor seems a rare thing these days, to bad we each need one, to make it through in this modern world today... almost as much as food... plus its not fattening! Just for everybody knowledge I was never thrown off a forum for Trolling ever, but I did Flame back trolls, because they interfered with the forums functions... I gave them a big dose of their own Medician... until they fled back under their bridges and were never heard from again. I biggest Reason I am writing this is to let everyone know, how much I value being on this forum, as well Aff archives. I shutter at the though that some uptight little child, will call me a troll one too many times and I'd get tossed out on my ear... I truly don't know what I'd would do, most likely I have a nervous breakdown... because it is so much a part of my life now! So no more Anime Parodies, that might upset the children, but kids if you want to make fun of a few of Mine feel free, if it makes you feel validated: here is a small list of my Favorites, but without the Yaoi Manga thrown in.... just for my young critics: Final Fantasy VII / Crisis Core, anything with sexy Sephiroth in it Trinity Blood sexy Able Nightroad Bleach BlackJack Ghost in a Shell Cowboy Bebop The humorous one about about the chick with the lovely eyepatch, when she puts it on she turns into a long dead warrior, and nearly kills her boy friend, it is very very funny! Oh little Shin and his little bare butt and his nutty mother, also very funny! If you get through this, I suppose I should give out naughty point... naah I need'em for Battle-pro!

I give up you guys are not any fun at all.... everything I say you take intimately personal...no more parody reviews of anime... that you people have a fanatic love relationship with...your just too uptight about it and get insulted very easily! I thought I was dealing with adults, but I guess not? I should spend more to writing my story anyway... so by by, Calanthee

Fee fi fo fom, under the bridge I hide, all the better to eat you... Hun! You needn't reply if you don't like what I writ, your free to avoid my threads, if you can't take the heat~

Such big words and so many, Let me get out the dictionary...Republican and Gundam seed lover... Gee I must have drawn some blood or you wouldn't have gotten you panties in such a painful twist. Wounded victim not me! I was laughing my ass off and mocking myself as much as You Kiddo...its you who fails to see the humor or the sarcasm! Calanthee, the Travesty and the Sparker of Conflicts, Aha my evil goal has been found out... oh poor poor me! LOL The battlepro thing was a joke... trust you to take that serious, unfortunately its you who can't take the heat or the Joke~Republican! By the way all art and that includes writing, reflect the real world in some way, whether we want it to or not!

Oh golly Gosh another critic that hates me for my little parody... Yeah babe/dude I watched the Damn Seed the full series twice to look at the pretty people and I took what I wanted from it... and abrevated the rest... so whether the word anima... anime... or enima... its the way it is, I was trying to be funny...nor was I trying for every last nuance of the series. Man Made mutants or Coordinators they are both genetically engineered, whats the bloody difference its just words... they are artificially created or altered for a particular purpose. "*Sigh* Ok, ORB's creed is, and I'm paraphrasing somewhat, "We shall not interfere with the affairs of other nations. We will not invade our neighbors, nor shall tolerate and invasion of our shores." That's what all politician Say ONE WAY OR THE OTHER...............WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE EAST TO SAVE THE PEOPLE AND GIVE THEM INDEPENDENCE.... NOT THE REAL TRUTH... WE ARE THERE TO PROTECT OUR OIL RESOURCES! All wars are generated to make money for someone or a group of someones, who cares if people die in process... that is the warmongers Creed! As for the scene being pulled from Death Note... it abuse of Artistic free speech! Well I guess we took a step up, you just gave me a bad grade 3 out of 10, at least you did threaten to kill me, Like a previous Critic! Or Maybe you're just mad, because I killed you a number of times on Battle Pro? Smooches, Cal

Oh God "SoB" I devastated....Not really sugar butt, but it sounds good Its almost as much fun to be well hated by your enemies, as it is to be well liked by your friends! Go for it Zyxy Darling, whatever make you happy... say hello to your Shinigami for me and give him an apple for me! I know he is lurking just beside you..............Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Cal

Thanks for the review of my review, please I don't think your missing anything, hate to tell you this, but... it happens all the time....capitalist arms dealers selling to both sides, even if it is through a middle man! Cal

Okay lets see, who gets their little panties in twist of over this review of the Gundumb Seeds, Come I dare you not too. I never understand war in space, why bother, just get in your little Space Ships and head for parts unknown and save bullets! These pretty tiny little people with their sweet little faces and large brightly different colored eyes, they should be enjoying sex with each other.... instead they enjoy climbing into big metal suit aka Space Ships and wacken the high tech crap out of each other, because of Stupid political reasons, the ones side Called the Plants genetic enhanced Mutants, While the earth force are suppose to Regular Humans, but here were it gets confusing appariently there some mutants work for the human too and some humans work for the plants... yuck these guy need to get a life. Apparently some one likes to mind wipe these little Space Jockeys and their wee minds, send them out to fight each other over and over and until they die again and die again! Well everybody needs a hobby! They have this long dark haired hottie running the Off earth Plant side, who appariently want to kill everyone who doesn't agree with him. But he does get to screw one of his Female Space ship Captains.. lucky for him. He want to kill for peace, so it will never happen again.... yeah thats it... Kill for peace that will work? There is all so a bunch of human Captalist who just want to make money, and take control of the world... very likely sell weapons to both sides to make few Bucks! Sounds familliar to me. The Dark haired hottie tried to kill all these guys too, because they were warmongers! He might have succeeded, but something tells me more will replace them. Then we have a pink hair Chickey babe is a Hot Singer, who is supposedly to be a force for peace between all the world at beginning, but later she ends up Leading, another stupid battle in Space! Oh heavens, I nearly forgot Orb, sounds like glandular problem, a human country for peace, but they also have battleships, spaceships, and of course those big robot space ships for peace, and they have elected themselves as saviors of the world, run by pretty blonde Chicky, who was forced into marrage with a purple haired male whimp... who was in gouhoots with the earth Captalists... accept she was rescued by one of the many hero cuties types, who operates one the giant Killer Robot Space suits/Space ships. This show is a stupid waist of time... why is popular when its Dumb, These pretty little people should be out screwing each other and exploring the Universe or both at the same time! What these guys need is a good Nasty enemy like the Borg or Gou'ole...it annoys me to watch them kill each other over and over! Cal the Assassin, and another one bites the dust! Please feel free to reply and threaten to kill me, I always enjoy a good threat... do you really think I have a bad Attitude? Not me I am just a pussy kat.... really Leer Leer

So Zyx your going to kill me, because you don't Like My Attitude... LOL I am honored, Giggle... gee... no wonder you Worship Lord Kira... your one of his perverse pissed-off little children. Yes my attitude was Confrontational on purpose... truly not to insult you personally Zyxy, just to make people respond to my e-mail and explain their opinions... sorry you don't get my sarcasm, but Honey its time you get a sense of humor, nothing on this earth is so important that you can't make fun of it... especially ourselves and our human frailties. Learn to laugh at yourself before its too late, or truely kiddo you'll end up in the bug house with a selection of mixed nuts, banging your head against the wall! PS Kiddo it will take a lot to insult me, I am the last of Red Hot Flamers of the Rightous, I use to eat trolls for breakfast and spit out their horns and tails... the F word and the like doesn't phase me a bit. Calanthee

Thank You, Maidenhair, that was great, you even had reasons why you liked it... plus you suggusted the possible Moral...."that power corrupts." I think another thing the writers were also trying say was that, Kira/light and L Note the similiarity in Light and L is they act after a certain point very like each other... right and wrong is not major motivation, they merely want to beat each other at the game. L did bathe Lights feet, was this yaoi or L's of conceeding the victory to Kira? Cal You kids and your initials what does FLCL mean?

Zyx I don't need to be nice to get a debate going, and if I am wrong, tell me why I am wrong. Complete thoughts would be nice for a change, try it you'll like it! Your opinion is just as important as anyones .... really! B) Okay, give it to me baby, Evil Cal

Thank you Pork Chop, at least that was an intelligent response and you explained why you liked it, which is your right. But Sorry I still think it's weird, but Yo I still watch it too to see what the deviates are up too. Cal

If you can't actually say why you think its good, why reply with wasted words and static... Zyx you can't tell me why it good,,, because its really not or basicaly it a reflection of teen/adult angst...the only people who like it get off on the idea of a teenagers killing adults in authority as well as criminals. A Book or a piece of paper whether it fell from heaven or hell does not.... make a god or anti-christ.... no matter how spoiled and arogant, Lord Kira, my Ass! Boys and Girls, can you spell delusional Serial Killer with a personality disorder! I'll take Bugs Bunny and Sephiroth over Kira any day, Death Note, is just as good. as old used toilet paper Cal

That's one morbid dark bazaar sick show....I really don't like any of characters on it, accept that strange ugly Goth guy, who likes apples and laughs at the humans, because laughing at humans is a hobby of mine too. I think they should give Mr. Bone Boy, Shinigami [spelling] a bigger part and his own agenda! It you look closely that show has a big messiah complex too, and a touch of closet Yaoi if you check around the edges! Do you really like it? Or do you watch it, because you find it as fascinating as a train wreck? Surely Ladies you don't find Light sexy, the guys a fanatic homo'cidal psychopath serial killer, who enjoys manipulating people and/or killing them... for the better good... yeah right???? Then we have the Mutants Dorky Detectives brother L and N[ whats with big eyeballs] , other than different hair color not much different... each with a bazaar immature fetish for food or playing with toys, and they too like to manipulate people, and each fanatically desire to catch Kira to satisfy their overbaring igos and prove that they are the better...Man... or that they're better than Kira ? And what is the strange incestious relationship, these young Detective mutants, have with certain political government departments? The supposedly cute Loud slutty little model, what's her name... the little twit, who thinks she is in love with Kira, but Kira finds her pathetically loud and annoying... if he did her, it was only to shut her up or manipulator her into following his orders. I actually thought Kira had a bigger thing for the now dead L... who washed his feet! Grrrrrrrrrrrr yuck! The latest thing on the Show, now Kira has fanatic followers that worship him as the new God... big holy Wop! Just what the world needs is more religions and more religious followers to clog up the minds of men... great big gobs of purple puke! Call me sick and old fashioned, but I like to find something to like, about the characters in the anima or any kind of shows or movies I watch, so sue me, Cal So what do you think folks? Am I full a who'eee.... and the show is the best anima there ever was? Opinion appreciated... come on make my day... one way or the other. Nothing better than a nice heated argument to make your fangs extend and the blood flow in your veins. One more thing, would anyone care to make a guess or suggestion, as to what the moral of DeathNote Is? If DeathNote, even has one???

I hate to discourage your Heavenly Peaceful theme Park, All People are not rational or logical nor do they seek a peaceful world, it will bore them out of their mind... a true rebel will break all your rules, one by one just for the sake of breaking them... and he will enjoy breaking them very much for he is not passive... he think only of I and what he wants. He has no desire to be a team player. His personal goals are; Lust, greed, and violence... and he gets off on them. He would laugh at your so-called honor... he is both the sin and sinner, chaos in the flesh, internal violator of perfection. Would you try to destroy all those who would rebel against you? Ergo Kill for Peace! Better to seek a causual balance between the dark and light or the right and wrong... a clean perfect society is weak, for the Laughing Lord of Fate and the Universe will alway try to bring it down around the ears of its creator until nothing is left, simply for daring to compete with him! Truly it's much better to seek a society just a little bit better than the one before, and you might catch that naughty Mr Fate napping, or perhaps he's away on holiday for a time!

NUt Ball!

With all those veggies, sounds totally healthy to me, but you forgot my favorite erotically shaped Veggie the glorius Asparagus! Smooches Cal B)

Why? Don't you like my little Meat and Wine tale? I don't like to be bumped against my will!

Bite me, swollen and red, I think your infected, better take your meds!

Sometimes I think we do things just because we enjoy play acting for the fun of it... I know I do... once a roleplayer always a roleplayer Have fun fishing, at very least enjoy the out doors while your there. And if the fish aren't biting, you could take a nice nap under a tree. Try to have fun anyway. Cal Well back to catching up on my writing!