Calanthee

First you'd have to wake your tired and bored Muse! Then you might discover to your dismay your old muse's tastes have changed, so ask him what he likes to inspire now???

Rectum... hell! I'd Killed'em!

Yo Pairing Guy, does that mean your a lover not a fighter or are you into things like a pair of shoes, a pair of boobs, or pairing the skins off apples or other fruits, Maybe you a cross- anime sort of guy, who likes to see the glorious Sephiroth get into the pants of a number of different characters, Lelouch in his helmet, every last individual in Gundum Seed, Light... Naruto and thump'em silly...hey we must not forget the lovely Harry Potter he needs a good thump now and then. Personally I would love to see Sephiroth with his lovely supermodel bod on steroids thump just about anything that moves, his big sword is so sexy yeah thats it...it certainly works for me! Cal, happy holidays PS Whats wrong with a little BSDM, now and then, just to keep'em awake, paddle paddle? EVEryone reads it, they just lie about it later!

Thought these were amusing and sweet Yaoi-centric: (_!_) regular ass (__!__) fat ass (!) tight ass (_*_) sore ass {_!_}swishy ass (_O_) Yaoi ass that's has been around (_x_) Kiss my ass (_X_) Leave my ass alone (_xxx_) wide tired old ass (_?_) Dumb ass Yo Cal the ASSassin, enjoy

Yuck!

Taziekin, my comments were not ment to be insulting about the superiority thing, bad Cal was just trying to be funny... that and the fact I catch myself using the word "shaft" alot in my stories. I appologise... for giving you the shaft, so to speak, especially if I hurt your feelings. Sincerely, Calanthee

Dear Taziekins, depends on who's doing the kissing and where the kiss is actually put! Stop doing the superior dance... Yo, one would think you don't like sex. And if you write or read on Aff we know that's not true... now don't we? Perhaps you perfer things just a bit more kinky than normal is that it??? Nothing is wrong with Shaft and a extended Shaft covered with saliva is even better It's better than seeing cock till it comes out your ears. Sex is amazing, especially when there is so many varied ways to do it...who wants a unexciting and boring sex scene, why bother to write it, read it or do it! The Lovely Cal

Dear DarkInuLord, Don't get down on yourself, everyone has a dry period once in while, daily normal life can get its nasty claws wrapped around your throat... and it cuts off your creativity for a while and chases your muse away for awhile. Poor baby! Try to focus on one creative thing at a time, good, bad, or indifferent, and follow through with even if its sucks in your mind. The mind is like sore muscle, eventually it will get itself back to normal and the soreness will go away. Don't give up, Promise yourself, Cal Evil gaming can be insideous adicting it warps the mind... but lol its also fun! An adict Some time when we are too focus on one aspect of creativity... it constipates the mind, try something different, bake a cake, go dancing, sing karoke....purge yourself and do something totally different from what you normally do... even if your friends laugh... true friend will understand!

Banned for being a virgin and being the Goddess of Passion too...errrrrrrrrrr sounds not very logical Evil Cal

In the end Make your white blob monsters good and the dungeoneer evil!

*Chucks Blender at plant pod and aids vodka* *makes alien vegetable juice with a kick... sorta like Yucky bloody Mary*

Dear Monsterking, Godzilla Sweety, NOt all those pretty angels are females...from what I heard from a little winged birdy...angels can be just a little bite confused gender-wise...sometimes you have to look up their little white robes... too see whats actually there. Angels for the most part, must be pure of thought and deed or so its said! But I agree with you, Mr EGo the almighty with G, nails'em every chance he gets... when no ones looking...the horn Dog! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! What's with the baby angels, cherubs, is you know who, a the celestial pedophile too? But then I suppose HE created Yaoi too! The Infamous and EVil, Calanthee

Thanks for satisfying my curiosity, I remember it from the movie Now! Cal

According to science anything conceivable is possible, we haven't reached that point to make it so yet or perhaps the mutation hasn't taken place, so far, but keep looking down and checking yourself out, things might develop any time now! Diabolical, Cal PS If anyone finds something there, that wasn't there before let me know! Damn it could change everything. What if Mpreg was suddenly real, and not just fan fiction?

This ancient one, want to know what is a "her hungry Sarlacc" [her hungry is the part I understand,] as for Sarlacc it sound like a name for an antacid and a gas conditions. Explain please! Dumb, Cal

Yes I think "folds" comes in very handy, you can dress it up or down, with moist or damp...make it tender, delicate, fragile, fragrant, heated or hot....and it's truly not so vulgar as those other words you used! The lovely and fragrant, Cal Alas, almost as versatile as "folds" for females, is the term "shaft" for men...you can dress it up or down with hard, rigid, slick, thick, long, massive, dripping, fragrant, heated and hot! Etc! Etc! Etc! So have fun all!

Normal, Zyxy Babe, is an illusion, no such thing exist, everything is in a state of flux/change from minute to minute in the universe....oh accept you... your alway so rigid about things ...guess that's normal for you, happy titties, but you should learn to be flexiable and go with the flow and enjoy the balls once in while... truly you don't know what your missing. Har- die har har, Calanthee

It takes little effort to read, but to review, one is force to actually think. Appariently most people don't like to think. I don't review stories I don't like because I don't want to give negative fed back to the author and discourage them, when they enjoy doing it... so let'em write and be happy. I give lots of reviews, but rarily negative one. Who am I to correct other people grammar and spelling when mine sucks too! Be honest with yourself do you really appreciate negative reviews, even though you say you do... I often get discouraged and want to cry... and I appreciate the readers mercy. One way to get them to response is to shock'em, tease'em or keep'em hanging with a cliff-hanger LOL... occasionally they will yell at you! But then you know they care! So boys and girls have mercy for those numerious non-thinkers out there, perhaps that mental muscle is broken from daily wear and tear! The compassionate Cal, the Assassin See plot bunny hiding:

Banned for being Red and inflamed all the time, and Zyx hates me too!

Confess who's got a real fetish for toe cheese and toe sucking out there, ergo a lover of smelly stinking feet Truly yucky foot action is Worse than a inny or outty laving anytime.... especially after some college Kid drinks strong boose from inside it ! Truth is there is more nasty germs in a human's mouth... than in a dog's! My Sweet lovelies, A heads up from, Cal

Yo 'Flesh_Seraph' Sweet Cheeks, if your anything like whats under the hat in your avaitar picture, beware of strange deviate fangirls...or boys... who will be after your ass, and you'll learn the true meaning of a mindless sex object. You couldn't scare me if you tried...sugarbutt! Lurid perverted, Cal the Har, I look in either direction and then I pounce hard PS. Here hoping you have a big whopping sense of humor, to go along with your other fetishes and perversions!

Makes me want to know what lubricating a henge... or a gate does for you... LoL, or is just the sound of bang bang bang or the nail getting smaller and smaller as it goes into the wood... with you're male affinity for size and stuff??? Perhapes you should stay away from those big giant screws 8 to 10 inches long. Evil Dirty, Cal PS I spend a lot of Free time at hardware stores like Home Depot... it turns me on!

Poor thing! Just wasn't up to dealing with digital, so he passed on to the next level and is playing situation comedies for the angels now.... hopefully he wont play those naughty soap operas or that White trash tV Where they yell and talk dirty. Hang in there and don't cry, just enjoy your brand new wide screen HD TV. that you replace him with! LOL CAL

Write down anything to brake the block, and the use the words you pick to make up a story. Even if you don't use them later.... the blankness of the screen or the paper... causes mind freezes, sometimes you need, to grab your muse by the throat and shake the little bastard to wakefulness... he likes to be lazy and not produce plot bunnies like he should....so wake him up with a little violence or throttle him to life! Cal